Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"*****..."

Looking at the 'friendly' comments from readers in the book review section, Qin Yu's initial slight feeling of guilt vanished instantly, and he even wanted to act cheekily again.

His eyes darted around, and he wrote directly in the book review section:

"Family members, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have left it unfinished. I've decided to come back and continue writing it."

These words immediately caused an uproar in the book review section.

"Breaking news!!! The missing person has returned!?"

"Oh my god, you bastard, you finally decided to come back and continue writing 〒_〒."

"I love you, author! How could such a great novel have such a bad ending? I'll give you ten 'Master Certification' badges as encouragement!"

Upon hearing the news that Qin Yu planned to continue writing, the readers became excited and showered him with gifts.

Then, Qin Yu typed a reply again:

"Don't get too excited yet, there are conditions to my sequel."

"What are the conditions?" All the readers were taken aback.

"I want to make a hundred-year promise with you. If you are still alive a hundred years from now, please come and leave a comment in the book review section of my novel. If more than 10,000 people comment, I will start writing the sequel."

Everyone: "..."

At that moment, the entire book review section fell silent.

All the readers stared wide-eyed, somewhat unable to believe that such words could come from a single person.

And it's supposed to be a century-long agreement?!

A hundred years from now, they'll all be ashes, what the hell are they going to show up for?!

This dog author,

That's a real dog!

Many readers started cursing again, picking up their keyboards and launching into a barrage of well-wishes directed at Qin Yu's immediate family.

"hey-hey."

Seeing their defenses crumble, Qin Yu was delighted and immediately closed the book review section.

Although it was a lose-lose situation, Qin Yu didn't know why, but he just really wanted to be mischievous.

"Am I being a little too shameless?"

Qin Yu stroked his chin and pondered for a moment.

"Hey, whatever, let him be shameless. Anyway, my grandfather is the Great Xia Inspector, so I'm not afraid of getting beaten up."

Afterwards, Qin Yu opened his personal Weibo account, preparing to help a few honest men resolve their relationship problems as usual.

"Hopefully we won't encounter too many cattle and horses this time."

Qin Yu shook his head and then opened the first private message.

【Human Boiling Sheep】: "Master, I would like to ask you a question about relationships."

[Yu Sang]: "Ask."

【Human World Boiling Sheep】：

"Master, it's like this, my girlfriend and I are in a long-distance relationship, but our relationship has always been pretty good, and we've never had a fight."

"But this morning, a friend of mine suddenly sent me a screenshot of a post on WeChat Moments by another guy, and the photo in it was a picture of my girlfriend with another guy."

“I took this photo to question my girlfriend, but she told me that it was just an old classmate of hers, and they hadn’t seen each other in a long time, so they just had a meal together, and nothing else happened.”

"To be honest, my girlfriend is a very simple and kind person, and she has always been very good to me, so I am willing to trust her. But I don't know why I always feel uneasy. Can you help me figure this out?"

[Yu Sang]: "Send me that screenshot of your WeChat Moments so I can take a look."

[Human Boiling Sheep]: "Oh."

Qin Yu opened the screenshot of the other person's Moments. The picture itself was nothing special, just a normal photo of a man and a woman in a restaurant. But the caption below was quite interesting.

“Every midnight your heart-wrenching screams are as clear and melodious as the warbling of an oriole in my ears, making my blood boil and urging me forward. Every morning the warm sunlight shining on your face and the flowing white dew are the most beautiful picture in the world in my eyes. I am deeply immersed in it and cannot extricate myself.”

"hiss!!!"

After reading it, Qin Yu couldn't help but gasp.

This is so well-written, it's absolutely mind-blowing from the very edge of the screen!

I have to say, whoever could write this is absolutely a genius among geniuses.

If he didn't have twenty years of driving experience, he probably wouldn't have been able to understand it either.

Thinking of this, Qin Yu couldn't help but silently mourn for the brother with the online name "Human Boiling Sheep" for a second and shook his head.

You little rascal, why did you have to choose a username like "Human Boiling Sheep"?

Well, now you've really become the human version of Boiling Sheep.

In order not to hurt the young man's heart, Qin Yu decided to tell him in a more tactful way.

[Yu Sang]: "Break up with her. This woman cheated on you; she's being harassed by that guy every day."

[Human Boiling Sheep]: "???"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! My girlfriend is so innocent and kind, how could she possibly cheat on me? Master, don't make baseless accusations!"

[Yu Sang]: "Um... bro, find an experienced driver to help you figure out what this post on WeChat Moments is about. I'm not going to explain it to you, otherwise I'll definitely get a 404 error."

Qin Yu shook his head, then opened the second private message.

【Two-Faced Turtle】: "Master, I really like a girl, but she keeps me hanging on. What should I do?"

[Yu Sang]: "What do you mean, what to do? Hurry up and get it done! Do you want to be a simp?"

【Two-Faced Turtle】: "Master, you can't say that. I think she likes me and that's why she's stringing me along. After all, there are so many other guys in the world, and I haven't seen her stringing them along."

Qin Yu's lips twitched suddenly. What kind of bizarre thought process is this?

[Yu Sang]: "How about this, you give me her WeChat ID, do you believe I can get her to come to me within a minute?"

[Two-Faced Giant Turtle]: "I really don't believe it."

"Ding! [Double-faced Turtle] has recommended the WeChat account of [Sweetheart Baby] to you."

Qin Yu added "Sweetheart Baby" on WeChat, and without saying a word, immediately sent her a screenshot of a Alipay balance of several million yuan, and then said:

"Hey sis, wanna hang out?"

Less than ten seconds later, the other party replied directly:

"Okay, okay, big brother, where can I find you?"

Qin Yu immediately sent a screenshot of the chat log to [Two-Faced Turtle], thinking that this would make the other party completely face reality. But who would have thought that this kid would actually say something like:

"Master, she just wants to get to know me through you. After all, I'm the one who recommended her WeChat to you."

"..." Qin Yu: "6!"

……

P.S.: Did you like the curry braised egg rice I made for you?