Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Li Tianba suddenly sensed something was wrong and asked curiously:

"Lord Lin, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing."

Lin Zhengtian smiled and shook his head, then poured Li Tianba a cup of hot tea and said with a smile:

"Tianba, if, and I mean if, I wanted the Financial Secretary to come up with 1 billion, could they do it?"

Li Tianba: "..."

……

Meanwhile, since Jiangnan No.1 Middle School directly advanced to the top 16, they had a lot of free time in the short term, so they decided to take a good look around Jianghang City.

Anyway, they've already made it to the round of 16, which is more than they expected. Even if they had to go home now, they would be satisfied. So everyone is very relaxed right now.

"Old Qin, what are you doing? Come on, let's go improve our aesthetic sense together!"

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke pushed open the door to Qin Yu's hotel room and walked in.

Qin Yu was sitting in his computer chair typing when he heard the two people behind him talking, and raised an eyebrow slightly:

"To improve your aesthetic sense? You two are planning to go to an art museum?"

Liu Damao smiled and waved his hand, saying:

"What kind of aesthetic improvement can you get from going to that place!"

Qin Yu was slightly taken aback: "Then where are you going?"

Liu Damao smiled mysteriously and said:

"Old Qin, have you ever heard the saying, 'Southern Dongguan, Central Jianghang, Northern Changchuan'?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's eyes lit up, but when he remembered that he hadn't finished his writing update task for the day, his eyes dimmed again.

"Forget it, I won't go today. I haven't finished writing yet."

"Why are you typing? Let's get up and have some fun!" Liu Damao urged.

"Please don't."

Qin Yu shook his head repeatedly: "These readers nowadays are really crazy, they'll actually send you razor blades if you offer them!"

"Alright then, we'll give you a quick look around Meikun in Jianghang today."

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke left with smiles on their faces and their arms around each other's shoulders.

Watching the two leave with cheerful expressions, Qin Yu couldn't help but drool with envy.

At that very moment, his author account received hundreds of private messages, all urging him to update.

"You stupid author, hurry up and update! Update as much as you can, as long as you don't die!"

"It's already evening, why hasn't there been an update yet? Is this stupid author planning to throw knives at me again?"

"Damn it, author, it's bad enough that your writing is short and padded, but now you're not even updating on time! How can you be so useless!"

Seeing the flood of private messages urging him to update, Qin Yu's face darkened, and he grumbled and complained:

"You're always nagging me! I've never seen you guys so focused when you're studying!"

He then replied in the pinned section of the book review:

“各位亲爱的读者不要急哦，作者正在快马加编，精彩内容马上为大家奉献，爱你们哟(?2?9?0?4?7?0?0?4?2?9)！”

After painstakingly writing two chapters (of filler), Qin Yu clicked upload, wiped the non-existent beads of sweat from his forehead, and said with a sigh:

"Even though it's all just padding the word count, I still put in a lot of effort."

Then, he glanced at the novel's current total readership, which had already exceeded 4 million, and was very close to reaching the total goal of 8 million, which he estimated would be just a matter of the next few days!

"How about we release a few more chapters at once to speed up the increase in readership?"

Qin Yu pondered this in his heart, but then shook his head and dismissed the idea.

"No, two chapters a day is the rule, and it can't be broken!"

Immediately, Qin Yu opened his personal Weibo account, preparing to help a few more honest people resolve their relationship problems.

[In the end, I bore it all alone]: "Master, I have a little angel in my belly, is it still possible for me to find a boyfriend?"

Qin Yu:? ? ?

Qin Yu's eyes widened in surprise, his face completely bewildered.

What kind of ridiculous question is this?!

What the hell? There was a little angel inside my belly? You're quite the smooth talker!

Qin Yu shook his head speechlessly and typed a reply:

"You're really making me laugh. So why did your little angel in your belly leave? Was it because you didn't get your temporary residence permit and were sent back to your hometown?"