Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Cough cough cough!!!"

A short while later, Wang Ping coughed a few times and slowly opened his eyes.

Looking at Qin Yu and his group, which came into view, Wang Ping sighed softly and said:

"It seems you're all dead too."

"That's true, how could you possibly escape the pursuit of a peak three-star monster?"

Thinking of this, Wang Ping's expression suddenly became somewhat melancholy:

"You little brats, you just had to court death. Now look what's happened, I'm going to be reincarnated with you."

"This is fucking ridiculous. I've lived for over thirty years and I've never experienced that kind of thing. I'm such a fucking idiot."

"But thinking about it carefully, my life has been worthwhile. When I was in elementary school, I peeked at the neighbor's girl taking a shower, and when I was in junior high school, I stole underwear from the girls' dormitory. I haven't lived a life that was too bad."

Wang Ping felt he was already dead, so he completely let loose and openly told everyone about all the embarrassing things he had done in the past.

Anyway, when the time comes, everyone will drink the Meng Po soup and their memories will be completely wiped away, so it doesn't matter.

Seeing Wang Ping rambling on and on by himself, everyone fell silent.

"Huh? Why aren't you all saying anything?"

"Um, Examiner Wang, is it possible that you're not dead yet?"

"Not dead?" Wang Ping was taken aback, then immediately waved his hand:

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"Um, why don't you take a look at what's standing behind you?" Qin Yu covered his mouth and chuckled, pointing to the person behind Wang Ping.

Upon hearing this, Wang Ping turned around and saw the giant monkey king looking at him with an embarrassed expression, scratching its head in a dazed manner.

"What the hell!?"

Wang Ping was so frightened that he sprang to his feet, his face turning deathly pale.

Why the hell is this thing still haunting us?

So you'll come to heaven with me, huh?!

Qin Yu smiled and patted him on the shoulder, saying, "Examiner Wang, don't get excited, this is my brother."

To convince Wang Ping, Qin Yu had another friendly conversation with the Monkey King, even having the Monkey King bow and apologize to Wang Ping.

Wang Ping was completely dumbfounded.

"I...I...I'm not dead!???"

What shocked him most now was no longer the fact that Qin Yu and the Monkey King were brothers.

But he actually survived?!

Doesn't that mean what he just said...

hum! ! !

Instantly, Wang Ping felt his head buzzing, his eyes rolled back, and he fainted again.

There are two kinds of death in this world.

One is physical death, the other is that the person is still alive, but their personality has died...

More than half an hour later, Wang Ping slowly woke up again.

Looking around at everything, he had no choice but to accept this rather cruel fact for him.

Wang Ping coughed lightly and said:

"Cough cough, I think I just got a headache and said some nonsense, please don't take it seriously."

Qin Yu and his group all nodded, suppressing a laugh.

They never imagined that the seemingly serious Examiner Wang was actually a lecherous scoundrel in his youth.

Looking at the expressions on everyone's faces, Wang Ping couldn't help but cover his face and sigh deeply to hide his tears.

He knew that his reputation was probably ruined for life.

It's completely over!

Liu Damao chuckled and patted Wang Ping on the shoulder, comforting him:

"Examiner Wang, don't worry, we promise we won't tell anyone about you peeping at girls taking a shower, stealing underwear from the girls' dormitory, or having an affair with a forty-something English teacher."

Upon hearing this, Wang Ping's lips twitched violently.

Upon hearing this, Li Xiaoke, suppressing a laugh, loudly exclaimed:

"That's right! I, Examiner Wang, have suffered my whole life and still haven't experienced 'that' feeling. So what if I steal a few pairs of underwear!?"

Wang Ping's forehead instantly covered in black lines, and he quickly changed the subject: