Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

the next day,

The sun was already high in the sky, but Qin Yu was still sleeping soundly with his butt sticking out.

"You brat! What time is it? Still sleeping? Aren't you going to school?"

Qin's mother stormed in angrily, pulled open the curtains, and instantly ripped off the blanket covering Qin Yu.

Qin Yu rubbed his sleepy eyes, slowly sat up, and asked:

"Mom, what's for breakfast today?"

"Soy milk and fried dough sticks."

"Never mind then, I'll go back to sleep."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu immediately lay down again.

Qin's mother was so angry that her face immediately turned green.

"You brat, even Liu Damao gets up early every morning to go to school now. Can't you learn from him?"

Qin Yu's eyes remained closed, but he pursed his lips and said:

"Mom, come on, that kid's probably still sleeping like a log at home."

"Slander! This is slander!"

Just then, Liu Damao walked over, holding a fried dough stick in his hand, shaking his head and sighing with a pained expression:

"Old Qin, I never expected you to talk about me like that behind my back!"

Upon hearing Liu Damao's voice, Qin Yu's eyes snapped open, and he sat bolt upright.

"Huh? What are you doing in my house, kid?"

“Hey, your dad’s away on a business trip these past few days, and you’ve gone on vacation. My dad and I were thinking that your mom would be all alone at home, so we’ve been coming over to freeload meals every day these past few days.”

Qin Yu:? ? ?

Meanwhile, Qin Xiaotian, who was on a business trip out of town, looked at the plates of lush green leafy vegetables on the dining table and fell into deep thought.

……

After breakfast, Qin Yu and Liu Damao went to school together.

At the school gate, they saw Li Xiaoke riding over on a rather cool motorcycle.

Qin Yu and Liu Damao's eyes lit up when they saw it.

"Holy crap!? Hey buddy with thick eyebrows, where did you get that motorcycle? It's pretty cool."

Upon hearing this, Li Xiaoke couldn't help but grin and say:

"Two big idiots gave it to me for free."

"Given to you for free?"

"Hey, I came to school today, and when I was passing through a small alley, two hillbillies on a motorcycle blocked my way and said they were going to rob my wallet."

"When I heard that, I threw my wallet out the window, and while those two big shots were picking it up, I rode off on their motorcycle."

Qin Yu and Liu Damao were both taken aback upon hearing this:

"So, you traded your wallet for one of their motorcycles?"

Li Xiaoke smiled and waved his hand:

“How could that be? Later, I rode my motorcycle back and, when they weren’t looking, I took all of their wallets back.”

Qin Yu and Liu Damao were stunned.

"Then isn't this robbery, which is illegal?"

"No, no," Li Xiaoke said with a smile, shaking his finger.

“As Teacher Luo said, what I did was an emergency avoidance. They were trying to rob me, so I took the opportunity to steal their vehicle and escape. It was reasonable and legal.”

Qin Yu & Liu Damao: "666!"

Meanwhile, in a secluded alley.

Two men with lifeless expressions were making a phone call to the Night Patrol.

"Hey, is this the Night Patrol? There's a drive-by robbery!"

"What did you steal?"

"His wallet and our two wallets?"

"Huh? What kind of car does he drive?"

"They were driving both of our cars!"

Night watchman: ? ? ?

……

Jiangnan No.1 Middle School Training Hall.

Qin Yu and his two companions walked in, their arms around each other's shoulders.

Li Zhengjun was taken aback when he saw Qin Yu:

"Qin Yu, what brings you here? Didn't you say your grandfather was going to give you grueling training?"

Qin Yu waved his hand without changing his expression and said:

"It's over."

"So fast?"

Li Zhengjun was slightly taken aback, then his eyes lit up with curiosity as he asked:

"How was the result? Are you confident about the competition that's about to start?"

Qin Yu grinned and said, "That's absolutely true. Let me put it this way, I can easily take on 100 Li Juns at the same time right now!"

Upon hearing this, Li Jun's face darkened instantly, and his fists clenched tightly.

You've gone too far! You look down on people like that, don't you?

Li Jun instantly stepped forward and roared at Qin Yu:

"Qin Yu! You..."

Seeing this, Song Jiang, the younger brother standing nearby, was suddenly startled. She quickly grabbed his arm and whispered a warning:

"Boss, calm down! You've already been beaten to the point of vomiting blood nine times by Qin Yu this semester. If you get beaten to the point of vomiting blood again this time, you'll be in double digits!"

Upon hearing this, Li Jun's lips twitched suddenly. The anger that was gradually boiling in his heart was instantly extinguished by a bucket of cold water, and his violent emotions calmed down immediately.

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's eyes narrowed slightly as he looked at Li Jun:

"What are you trying to do, kid?"

Li Jun's expression stiffened, and he couldn't help but swallow, stammering, "..."

"I...I want to say that Sergeant Qin, your hairstyle looks really cool today!"

"..."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu immediately smiled and walked over, patting Li Jun on the shoulder and saying:

"Oh? Is that so? But why did I notice a hint of dissatisfaction in your eyes just now?"

Upon hearing this, Li Jun immediately shook his head vigorously.

"Squad Leader Qin, what are you saying? I have always admired you from the bottom of my heart."

"It's no exaggeration to say that wherever your gaze falls, that's the direction I'll charge towards!"

Song Jiang, the underling standing to the side, was stunned.

Goodness, the boss is indeed the boss; even when he's being a sycophant, he does it so well.

Qin Yu couldn't help but raise his eyebrows slightly:

"Oh? The direction I'm looking at is where you're charging? Really?"

"Of course it's true!" Li Jun nodded quickly.

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu smiled, then silently turned his gaze to Li Zhengjun not far away, and gave Li Zhengjun a wink.

"Little Jun'er, go for it."

Li Jun: "..."

Good grief, if you want me dead, just say so.

Li Zhengjun's lips twitched suddenly, and he immediately gave Qin Yu a sharp rap on the forehead.

"You brat, what do you think you're doing?"

Qin Yu pretended to be stupid and shook his head, saying:

"I didn't mean to do anything."

Li Zhengjun shook his head helplessly.

"Alright, now that you're back, get together with your teammates and practice your teamwork and coordination."

"Okay."

Qin Yu nodded, then gathered all the remaining team members for the competition and solemnly said:

"This competition is about the honor of Jiangnan No.1 High School. Does everyone have the confidence to achieve good results?"

"Have!"

Everyone nodded in unison.

Seeing this, Li Zhengjun, who was standing to the side, couldn't help but nod with some relief.

Qin Yu may be a bit cheeky usually, but he never lets you down when it matters.

Qin Yu continued speaking:

"Now, I'll assign you tasks!"

"Li Jun!"

"To!"

"Go buy me a bowl of mala tang (spicy hot pot). Remember, no cilantro, and add lots of fish balls!"

Li Jun: ? ? ?

Li Zhengjun: (╬￣Pan￣)