Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Hmph, I want to run!"

Watching the golden-toothed tiger rapidly disappear into the distance, Qin Yu sneered, then waved his hand and said:

"Uncle Leng, get your Barrett up here and fire at it!"

Leng Feng's lips twitched slightly, and his hand gripping the sniper rifle trembled slightly.

But he quickly regained his composure, staring intently at the golden-toothed tiger in front of him, holding his breath, and then decisively pulled the trigger.

boom!

With a crisp roar, the golden-toothed tiger instantly collapsed to the ground.

Upon seeing this, Qin Yu shook his head with a regretful expression:

"Uncle Leng, don't hit my butt! You've made me poop all over! How am I supposed to eat that?"

Leng Feng's lips twitched again, and he said speechlessly:

"Please stop talking, I need some peace and quiet."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's expression immediately turned somewhat strange, and he chuckled, saying:

"Who is Jingjing? Could she be your long-distance girlfriend, Uncle Leng?"

"Uncle Leng, you'd better be careful. In this day and age, long-distance relationships have a 99.99% chance of ending up with you being cheated on!"

Leng Feng's face suddenly darkened, and he immediately muted his microphone.

Afterwards, the group began to clean up the battlefield.

Some high-level monsters, whether it's their bones, flesh, fur, or the enchanted beads they may contain, are quite valuable.

They worked for more than two hours to dissect all the corpses of the hundreds of monsters on the battlefield, extracting their most valuable parts. After that, they found a new open space to lie down and rest.

The next morning, accompanied by a loud rooster crow, the group set off again.

Huang Qiang unfolded the map, glanced at it, and said with a smile:

"The Water Curtain Cave is less than a kilometer ahead."

Upon hearing this, Yang Kang nodded. Just as he was about to speak, several unusual sounds suddenly came from the branches above his head.

In an instant, two large yellow monkeys, each nearly a meter tall, attacked the people under the tree branch.

"It's a big monkey!"

Everyone was stunned.

Immediately, Yang Kang reacted quickly, drawing his broadsword from its sheath and preparing to kill the two large monkeys.

"Uncle Yang, spare the monkey's life!"

Qin Yu quickly raised his hand to stop him.

They came to discuss cooperation with this group of monkey kings, so why did they kill their underlings right away?

Immediately, Qin Yu waved his hands slightly, and several wooden vines broke through the ground, instantly binding and restraining the two large monkeys.

Because these two giant monkeys are currently only two-star demonic beasts, they are unable to break free of the wooden vines. They can only rage helplessly, glaring fiercely at Qin Yu and his group, baring their teeth.

"Chirp chirp chirp! Chirp chirp!!!"

(Fuck you! Let us go right now, or you'll be in for a world of hurt!)

Qin Yu was slightly surprised when he heard what the two big monkeys said.

He never expected that these two mischievous monkeys would learn the essence of human language.

Qin Yu shook his head and communicated with them in the same way, using the language of the giant macaques:

"Chirp chirp chirp, chirp chirp!"

(Esteemed guests, we have come from the Great Xia Kingdom in the East, to discuss a cooperative agreement with your king.)

Upon hearing this, the two large monkeys were stunned and looked at Qin Yu with blank expressions.

This human can actually speak their language?!

But then, one of the large monkeys sneered and mocked disdainfully:

"Chi chi chi chi chi chi!"

(Who do you think you are, daring to dream of seeing our king? Don't you even know if you're worthy?)

Another large monkey chimed in:

"Chi chi chi chi chi chi!"

(Exactly, look at your pointy-mouthed, monkey-faced appearances, you're all obviously no good.)

Qin Yu: "..."

Goodness, this is the first time he's ever seen someone use "self" as an adjective.

And "起" is a derogatory term!

Qin Yu couldn't help but shake his head, and clasped his hands together slightly, saying:

"Amitabha, good, good, good."

"You two impudent monkeys, how dare you be so rude and uncouth! Don't blame your master for giving you a good lesson."

Qin Yu's lips parted slightly, and he began to murmur softly: