Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

After finishing typing, Qin Yu opened Weibo, ready to do his usual thing and help a few honest people solve their relationship problems.

He opened the first honest man's private message.

[For Zhouzhou to Reach the King Rank]: "Master, hello, I have a relationship problem I would like to consult with you about."

[Yu Sang]: "Ask."

[For Zhouzhou to reach the King rank]: "So, today my girlfriend said she wanted to go on a trip with her male best friend, but I didn't want her to go, so we had a big fight."

"She said that her male best friend was just a childhood friend, and there was no romantic relationship between them. Otherwise, she would have gotten together with him long ago, and I wouldn't have had a chance. She scolded me for being too petty."

"Master, did I really do something wrong? Was I being too petty?"

Upon seeing this, Qin Yu immediately shook his head and typed a reply:

“I can’t even attack your girlfriend’s mother, because my sword cannot be swung into the void.”

[For Zhouzhou to Reach the King Rank]: "Master, don't scold my girlfriend like that. Now that I think about it carefully, what my girlfriend said seems to be right. If she really had a romantic relationship with her male best friend, they would have been together long ago. It's impossible that it's been dragged on until now. Maybe I'm just overthinking it."

Qin Yu's lips twitched suddenly; he was too exhausted to even complain.

Goodness, even Boiling Sheep would offer you a cigarette when he sees you.

[Yu Sang]: "Silly boy, are you still trying to hypnotize yourself? Let me ask you, if it's just a simple trip, why did your girlfriend only bring her male best friend and not you, her boyfriend?"

[For Zhouzhou to reach the King rank]: "I asked her, and she said it was a trip between good friends, and it wouldn't be appropriate for me, as her boyfriend, to go."

[Yu Sang]: "And then you agreed?"

[For Zhouzhou to reach the King rank]: "Mm."

[Yu Sang]: "Mom, you two are a perfect match!"

[For Zhouzhou to Reach the King Rank]: "Master, do you also think we're a good match?"

[Yu Sang]: "Of course, haven't you heard the saying, 'A fool and a bitch are a match made in heaven'?"

[For Zhouzhou to Reach the King Rank]: "Master, why are you swearing?"

[Yu Sang]: "You idiot deserves to be scolded! I have to!"

"I'll just say one last thing: since your girlfriend says it's just a trip between friends, why don't you bring one of your female best friends along and see if your girlfriend agrees?"

[For Zhouzhou to reach the King rank]: "This won't do, my partner will definitely be angry and want to break up with me."

[Yusang]: "..."

Qin Yu was rendered speechless by those words.

You're the granddaddy of simps!

"I hope you two stay together forever."

After saying that, Qin Yu immediately closed the chat window.

He couldn't possibly help this idiot solve his emotional problems.

All we can do is respect and offer our blessings.

Just then, Qin Yu's phone rang, showing that it was Yang Kang calling.

"Uncle Yang from the Rice Squad?"

Qin Yu was slightly taken aback when he saw the phone number.

I haven't been in contact with them since we parted ways after completing the quest in the Goblin Plains.

Why are you suddenly calling him now?

Are you here to borrow money?

Thinking of this, Qin Yu immediately became wary and answered the phone.

"Hey, Uncle Yang, long time no see. How have you been lately? I'm not doing well. I'm broke, penniless, and I can't lend you any money."

Upon hearing this, Yang Kang on the other end of the phone twitched his lips and looked speechless.

That kid is still as shameless as ever.

Yang Kang shook his head and said:

"Xiao Qin, I'm not calling you to borrow money, I just want to ask if you speak Malay?"

"Monkey language?" Qin Yu was taken aback upon hearing this and couldn't help but ask curiously, "What's going on? Tell me in detail."

"Here's the thing, we recently discovered that monkey wine is selling like hotcakes on the market, so we thought about how there's a secret place in Jianghang City where a group of giant macaques specialize in brewing monkey wine. We were thinking of seeing if we could trade bananas for monkey wine with them and make a fortune from them."