Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Don't worry!" Qin Yu patted his chest confidently.

"If I don't get into Imperial University this time, my dad will just kill off the remaining 6 years of his life!"

Li Sisi's lips twitched slightly. Goodness, you really are a filial son.

"Huh? Wait a minute, why did you say your dad only has 6 years left to live?"

"That's because..." Qin Yu was about to explain, but suddenly realized it was inappropriate, and quickly waved his hand with a smile:

"No, no, I was just kidding, haha."

Li Sisi shook her head, not caring much, waved to Qin Yu, and left.

Watching Li Sisi's receding figure, Qin Yu was overwhelmed with emotions, a thousand feelings surging in his heart, and he couldn't help but shout:

"Sister Sisi, how about you give me some pounds, or euros or something!"

Li Sisi suddenly stumbled.

You son of a bitch!!!

……

Time flies and a week has passed.

Inside the school's training hall.

Snapped!

With a crisp sound, Li Jun's right cheek instantly swelled up.

"Ding! Selection complete, you have gained a large amount of spiritual energy!"

"Congratulations, host, you have advanced to a five-star martial artist!"

Hearing the system notification in his ear, Qin Yu's smile deepened, as if the sound was heavenly music.

However, as the old saying goes, human joys and sorrows are not shared.

Just as Qin Yu was feeling smug about advancing to a five-star martial artist, Li Jun, sitting opposite him, was covering his red and swollen face with his hands, looking utterly disgusted.

"I didn't insult you, so why did you hit me?!"

"Little Jun'er, don't blame me." Qin Yu shook his head helplessly.

"Blame the system for giving me a choice between two options: either hit you or hit Teacher Li. What else can I do but hit you?"

Li Jun's mouth twitched violently, and his face turned ashen.

Damn it!

Now you're not even going to come up with a decent reason for hitting me, are you? You can even spout such bullshit nonsense as "system"!?

Do you think you're the protagonist of a fantasy novel?!

"This is intolerable! Even if you can tolerate it, I can't!"

Li Jun clenched his fists, his eyes burning with intense rage.

"I'll fight you to the death today!"

"Wait a minute!"

Qin Yu raised his hand to interrupt, revealing a kind smile as he said:

"Well then, to express my apology, I've decided to include you in the team roster for this provincial high school competition."

"Oh? Really?" Li Jun raised an eyebrow slightly, and the anger in his eyes immediately subsided a bit.

"of course it's true."

Qin Yu smiled and put his arm around him, like two good brothers, and said, "Not only that, I've also decided to make you the vice-captain."

"Vice-Captain!?"

Upon hearing this, Li Jun was immediately taken aback. The anger on his face vanished instantly, and the snarl on his face turned into a grin.

He never expected that, despite their animosity, Qin Yu would choose him as the vice-captain.

What a broad mind and grand vision that must be!

Li Jun asked himself honestly, and he knew that if it were him, he would never have been able to do this.

Thinking of this, Li Jun smiled broadly and, even somewhat moved, clasped his hands in a fist salute to Qin Yu, saying:

"Don't worry, Squad Leader Qin, I promise I won't let you down!"

"Do a good job, I believe in you." Qin Yu smiled and patted his shoulder.

"When the time comes, I will entrust all the team's participation matters, such as food, clothing, accommodation, and transportation, to you vice-captains."

"We promise not to dishonor... um!? Wait a minute, what about us vice-captains?"

Li Jun suddenly realized something was wrong and asked with a puzzled look:

"Besides me, does our team have other vice-captains?"

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, besides you, our team's vice-captains also include Liu Damao, Li Xiaoke, and Lin Qingxue."

Li Jun: (─.─|)

Just as Qin Yu and Li Zhengjun were joking and playing around, Li Zhengjun walked over.

"Qin Yu, the competition is about to begin. The organizing committee has asked us to submit the list of participants. Have you made up your mind yet?"

"Of course!"