Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"You brat, say that again?!"

Qin Qingshan's face immediately turned ashen, and he roared angrily.

"Grandpa, don't be angry, don't be angry, I was just joking."

Qin Yu scratched his head with a cheeky grin, but a warm feeling welled up inside him, and he secretly made a decision.

While his grandfather is still alive, he must take him to sit on the throne of the Great Xia Emperor, so that the old man will not have lived in vain.

I am such a filial son!

Qin Yu thought to himself with a smug satisfaction.

Qin Qingshan's chest heaved violently. He took a deep breath to calm himself down slightly, then continued speaking:

"By the way, the provincial high school competition is about to start. You better perform well and don't embarrass me, or I'll be too embarrassed to introduce you as my grandson to others."

Just then, options appeared before Qin Yu's eyes.

[Option 1: My grandfather is the chairman of the provincial high school competition organizing committee. I can get him to give me special treatment so that I always get the weakest teams in the draw. Reward: Obtain the title 'The Man with a Powerful Backer,' and every time he appears, he'll have a special flash and background music.]

[Option 2: Tell Grandpa, "Don't worry, I promise I'll get you first place, even if it's last. After all, who says last place isn't first!" Reward: Ten butt pads to withstand a beating.]

Option 3: Pat your chest and promise Grandpa you'll definitely bring back the championship. Completion Reward: Wood Vine Entanglement Skill Strength +5%

Seeing the options before him, Qin Yu decisively chose option one.

After all, who can resist a man who makes a grand entrance with his own dazzling presence and background music?

Qin Yu's eyes darted around, then he smiled and said:

"Grandpa, you're the chairman of the organizing committee. How about you give me a back door and pull some strings?"

"Whether I win the championship or not is entirely up to you."

Upon hearing this, Qin Qingshan's expression suddenly turned serious. He quickly turned off the speakerphone and began to curse:

"You brat, what nonsense are you spouting?! How could I, as the chairman of the event organizing committee, possibly do such a despicable thing!"

As he spoke, he looked up at Fang Tiancheng, the governor of the Southeast Province, and Yang Hu, the deputy governor, and said with a righteous and awe-inspiring expression:

"Don't listen to his nonsense, I would never give anyone special treatment!"

Fang Tiancheng & Yang Hu: "..."

Qin Yu shook his head: "If it doesn't work, then let's go for the garlic and spicy stuff. Anyway, even if you don't give me any special treatment, I can still win the championship."

Upon hearing this, Qin Qingshan immediately snorted coldly: "That makes no sense!"

"Ding, option completed, skill strength of Wood Vine Entanglement +5%!"

After that, Qin Yu ended the call with his grandfather.

"A provincial high school competition..."

Qin Yu murmured softly, his expression relaxed, and a contented smile appeared on his face.

With his current abilities, he could participate in the provincial high school competition.

It's like a college student taking a first-grade elementary school final exam.

That's like a dimensional reduction attack from several dimensions higher!

Just then, Liu Damao suddenly sent a WeChat message.

"Old Qin, I'm in urgent need of help!!! Don't ask any questions, just add me on WeChat!!!"

Qin Yu was slightly taken aback when he saw the WeChat account in front of him.

But seeing how anxious the other party was, he didn't ask any more questions and transferred a 50 yuan red envelope first.

The other party accepted the red envelope instantly, and then there was no further communication.

Qin Yu asked with a puzzled look, "Da Mao, what's wrong?"

Liu Damao did not answer immediately, but replied several minutes later:

"Damn it, Lao Qin, my account got hacked! He didn't ask you for money, did he?"

Qin Yu: "..."

Good heavens, that's outrageous!

This is absolutely humiliating!

"You bastard! I treated you like a brother, and I transferred you a huge sum of money, 50 yuan, without any hesitation. But you cheated me! Give me back my money, you bastard!"

[Liu Damao]: "Hehe, Lao Qin, I've taught you a lesson. I'm telling you that you can't completely trust even your best brothers. Consider this 50 yuan tuition fee. Have you learned your lesson?"

Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly, and his fist instantly hardened.

That kid's move is fucking amazing...

Wonderful! !

With this in mind, Qin Yu decisively selected all his WeChat friends, copied the message Liu Damao had sent him, and sent it to the group!

The time has come to test his popularity.

In his opinion, given his good relationships with others, he should be able to collect at least tens of thousands of meters this time!

Qin Yu happily rubbed his hands together, waiting for the rain of red envelopes to fall on him.

However, five minutes passed, and no one sent him a red envelope.

Qin Yu was immediately stunned.

"Huh!? There's not a single person here?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"Although I sometimes like to tease my classmates, I don't think I'm that unpopular, do I?"

Just as Qin Yu was scratching his head, completely baffled, Liu Damao sent him another WeChat message.

"Old Qin, are you stupid? Why the hell did you post that in the class group chat?!"

"What!?" Qin Yu's eyes widened, and he quickly opened the class group to see, only to find that it was true.

wipe!

I accidentally selected the class group chat too!

He said that his popularity shouldn't be that bad.

Thinking of this, Qin Yu was just about to explain in the class group when Li Zhengjun, the administrator, gave him a seven-day ban and put him in the "little black room" (a term used to refer to a private message or social media account).

"Ah this..."

Qin Yu's mouth gaped open; this was truly a case of trying to steal a chicken but getting fucked instead!

"Ding! Lin Qingxue has sent you a red envelope containing 50 yuan."

Just then, a system notification sounded on the phone.

Upon seeing this, Qin Yu was taken aback and couldn't help but ask with some curiosity:

"Xiaoxue'er, didn't you see the messages in the class group?"

Lin Qingxue: "I just checked my phone, I haven't even checked the class group yet. I saw you sent me a message, so I'll send you a red envelope first. What's up?"

"Waaah, Xiaoxue'er, you're so kind, I'm almost moved to tears 〒_〒. To be honest, I was actually lying to you."

The recipient has received your WeChat red envelope.

Lin Qingxue's lips twitched slightly.

Good grief, you admitted to lying to me on one hand, but still accepted the red envelope on the other, right?

You just stood there and asked for the money?

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P.S.: This is my second pet, a panda. Say hello to all of you readers!