Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Qin Yu didn't say much, he just waved his hand:

"Waiter, five more plates of sliced ​​beef and five more plates of tripe!"

Seeing the three people wolfing down their food, Li Muxia's lips twitched violently.

Goodness, you three can eat so much!

I originally thought that treating these three people to hot pot would cost around 500 yuan.

But now that I see it, even five thousand yuan isn't enough!

Finally, after more than half an hour, the group had eaten and drunk their fill and finally remembered their business.

Qin Yu asked while picking his teeth with a toothpick:

"Teacher Li, what should you do if your husband doesn't divorce you?"

Li Muxia shook her head:

“It’s alright. According to the laws of the Great Xia Dynasty, as long as the husband and wife have been separated for two years, they can unilaterally declare the dissolution of their marriage. I still have less than a year left, so I can directly file for divorce.”

"What if the debt collectors come knocking on our door again during this time?"

Ms. Li's husband has a lot of gambling debts, far more than just the group from earlier.

Upon hearing this, Li Muxia sighed softly.

"We'll have to wait and see..."

"That's unreasonable!"

Qin Yu slammed his fist on the table, his face contorted with rage: "This guy is absolutely despicable, he can't be forgiven!"

"Teacher Li, I have a plan that might allow you to get a divorce right now."

"Huh?" Li Muxia was taken aback. "Really?"

“Really,” Qin Yu nodded confidently, “but we need to go to the teacher’s house.”

"To my house?"

Li Muxia's mouth opened slightly, somewhat surprised, "What are you going to do?"

Qin Yu smiled and waved his hand: "You'll find out when the time comes. Teacher, just tell me if it's okay or not?"

Upon hearing this, Li Muxia hesitated for a moment, but ultimately gritted her teeth and decided to speak:

"it is good!"

"I'll go pay the bill, and then we'll set off."

"Wait a moment!"

Qin Yu quickly raised his hand: "As men, how can we just stand by and watch our teacher, a woman, pay our bill? It's a disgrace to us men, don't you think?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke nodded in deep agreement:

"Nothing wrong."

So what should we do?

"Close your eyes and look!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the three of them raised their hands to cover their eyes.

"Okay, we can't see it now, Teacher Li, you can go pay the bill now."

Li Muxia: "..."

……

Half an hour later, the group arrived at Li Muxia's home.

Upon entering the house, Qin Yu and the other two immediately became somewhat tense.

What happened to the three of you?

Li Muxia noticed the change in the expressions on the three people's faces and couldn't help but ask in confusion.

"I don't know, I just felt a little short of breath as soon as I came in."

All three of them had beads of sweat on their foreheads.

They had all experienced being visited at home by teachers.

But it was the first time they had ever visited a teacher's house.

I don't know why, but as soon as I stepped into this territory, I felt a powerful sense of oppression.

Perhaps this is the natural sense of authority teachers exert over students.

"Relax, I'm not a tigress, I'm not going to eat you."

Li Muxia shook her head, feeling both amused and exasperated.

Then, she looked at Qin Yu and asked, "So, Qin Yu, what do you plan to do?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu chuckled, walked directly to Li Muxia's side, and whispered in her ear:

"Teacher Li, my plan is as follows..."

Upon hearing this, Li Muxia's face flushed red with shame.

"This, this isn't quite right..."

Qin Yu grinned mischievously: "Teacher Li, you can't catch a wolf without risking your cub!"

"Okay, I'll give it a try."

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke, who were standing to the side, were dumbfounded.

What exactly did Old Qin say?

Could it be that he's about to do something utterly rebellious?!

Li Muxia hesitated for a moment, but eventually took out her phone and dialed her husband Wang Zhipeng's number.

"Hey, spit it out!"

A rather irritable male voice came from the other end of the phone.

Upon hearing this voice, Li Muxia's expression suddenly turned icy, but she still feigned a hesitant tone and said:

"No, it's nothing, I just wanted to give you a call."

Just then, Qin Yu suddenly yelled:

"Haha, that's awesome!!!"

Then, Li Muxia let out a shy gasp and quickly hung up the phone.

Wang Zhipeng: ? ? ?

Qin Yu chuckled and looked at Li Muxia beside him, saying:

"Teacher Li, this guy will be here in less than half an hour!"

Li Muxia covered her face with her hands, feeling that she could no longer face anyone.

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke, who were standing to the side, were completely stunned.

What?!

There is also this kind of operation! ?

It's like shrimp and pork heart!

I'm not going to say anything more, just keep typing "6".

So, everyone sat on the sofa and waited for another half hour when suddenly there was a loud knocking on the door, followed by a string of curses.

bang bang bang! ! !

"Li Muxia, you filthy bitch, open the door right now!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's lips curled into a strange smile:

"Teacher Li, please go into the bedroom first. We'll take care of the rest."

"You absolutely mustn't cause any deaths," Li Muxia said with some concern.

"Don't worry, we'll be very careful."

With that, the three of them smiled at each other, then stood up and walked toward the door.

As soon as Teacher Li entered the bedroom, Qin Yu pushed the door open.

Wang Zhipeng was about to start cursing when he saw three tall, strong young men standing in front of him as he pushed open the door, and he was immediately stunned.

He couldn't help but take a few steps back, carefully examine the house number above his head, and scratched his head in confusion:

"This is definitely the place. Did they move?"

As he spoke, he looked at Qin Yu and the others and asked:

"Is this Li Muxia's home?"

"Yes."

Qin Yu and the other two nodded in unison.

"What!?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Zhipeng's eyes widened so much they almost bulged out, and he instantly flew into a rage.

"That bitch Li Muxia, one wasn't enough, she actually got three at once!"

"Holy shit %￥*￥@..."

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P.S.: Thank you all for your support! I'll dance for you all~~~