Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Even among the school doctors, Li Jun is no longer addressed by his name, but rather by his given name:

"Hey, that kid who keeps vomiting blood."

When Song Jiang saw her elder brother being carried onto a stretcher again, she was filled with grief and indignation, and her fists clenched tightly.

"Brother, I will definitely avenge you!"

With that thought in mind, he stepped forward without hesitation, ready to fight Fang Ping to the death!

What's wrong with SS-level talents?

What's wrong with a five-star martial artist?

What happened to the strongest high school student?

Aren't they all like me, with two eyes, one nose, and one mouth?

He refused to believe it, and today he was really going to defy fate!

"Fang Ping!"

Song Jiang roared angrily at Fang Ping with fierce momentum.

"Um!?"

Fang Ping frowned immediately, turned to look at him, and instantly unleashed his domineering aura, exuding a strong sense of pressure.

"What do you want to do?"

Sensing this terrifying aura, Song Jiang's previously unstoppable determination to fight to the death instantly faltered, and her voice immediately dropped.

"I, I, I... I want to wish you a belated Happy New Year. May you have good health and all your wishes come true in the new year."

After saying this, Song Jiang quickly covered her face and sat down again.

Everyone: "..."

Good heavens, what the hell is this belated New Year's greeting?

Fang Ping shook his head, too lazy to pay attention, and turned to look at Qin Yu, saying excitedly:

"Now are you ready to fight me?"

Qin Yu nodded: "Alright, you're qualified to fight me now. Pay my appearance fee first."

"Appearance fee?" Fang Ping's eyes widened immediately.

Qin Yu chuckled and rubbed his hands together: "What kind of status do I have that I would condescend to fight you? You should at least pay me an appearance fee or something, right?"

Fang Ping's lips twitched violently, and his face turned ashen.

This kid is too shameless; he can't stand it anymore.

"What are you standing there for? Pay up."

"I'll fuck your ass!" Fang Ping cursed directly.

"I'll beat you to a pulp! You trendy bastard!"

"What right do you have to pretend to be someone else? I'm the grandson of the Governor-General of Great Xia, and I don't even pretend like this, but you've been putting on an act the whole time!"

"Where's your face? You have no shame, do you?"

Qin Yu was taken aback.

Um! ?

Such insults?

As a high-ranking player from Zaun, he absolutely couldn't tolerate this.

With this in mind, Qin Yu didn't hesitate and also activated the Cybertronian language.

"Your mother's cunt is blown up..."

In an instant, the two began to greet each other warmly, with the other's mother as the center, the father as the radius, and their ancestors for eighteen generations as the scope. The scene was quite spectacular.

Everyone: "..."

At this moment, everyone present was dumbfounded as they watched the two women hurling insults at each other, which resembled the bickering of shrewish women in a market.

Goodness, if I hadn't said anything...

Who would have thought that one of these two men was the grandson of the Great Xia Inspector, and the other the grandson of the Great Xia Governor-General?

This looks exactly like two thugs hurling insults at each other.

Who exactly said that people with good family backgrounds have better values ​​and moral character?

Isn't that pure nonsense?

"The Inspector is more powerful than the Governor-General! You're just a grade below me!"

Qin Yu gave him a thumbs up, then suddenly flipped it downwards.

"Go to hell!"

Fang Ping cursed and said, "Which textbook tells you that the governor-general is more powerful than the provincial governor? It's definitely the provincial governor who's more powerful!"

A bespectacled boy standing nearby couldn't stand it any longer and suddenly spoke up:

"Um, let me interject here. The positions of Inspector and Governor are actually of equal rank, they just oversee different departments."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu and Fang Ping simultaneously waved their hands and said in unison:

"You're kidding me. My grandfather is the Grand Xia Inspector. Do you think you know as much as I do?"

"You're kidding me. My grandfather is the Governor-General of the Great Xia Dynasty. Do you think you know as much as I do?"

The boy with glasses: "..."

"Alright, stop arguing."

Lin Qingxue rubbed her forehead and quickly stepped in to smooth things over.

She had always heard her best friend Xia Meng talk about how amazing Fang Ping was, and she thought he was the kind of unfathomable, stern, and powerful figure. But now that she had seen it with her own eyes, that illusion had completely shattered.

Aside from their different names, these two are practically identical in every other way.

However, the two seemed oblivious and continued their heated exchange.

At that moment, options appeared before Qin Yu's eyes.

[Option 1: As the king of Zaun, how can you lose a verbal battle? Keep trash-talking until you drop! Completion reward: Agility +15]

[Option Two: We are all civilized people; let's get along amicably and resolve our differences with Fang Ping. Reward: A small amount of spiritual energy.]

Option 3: If you can do something, don't waste time talking, just get started! Completion Reward: Revitalizing Tree talent level increased by 5%. (Note: When the increase reaches 100%, the talent level will be promoted from A to S.)

Upon seeing the options before him, Qin Yu was suddenly taken aback, then immediately stopped speaking Cybertronian and a smile appeared on his face.

"Hey, we're all people of status, why bother arguing like this?"

Qin Yu smiled and extended his hand:

"Okay, let me apologize to you first. How about we become friends since we got to know each other through this argument?"

Upon hearing this, Fang Ping immediately snorted coldly.

If it were anyone else who dared to insult him like that, they would have beaten him to a pulp long ago.

However, given that the other party is the grandson of the Great Xia Inspector, this face must still be given.

Immediately, he also coldly extended his hand:

"Alright, I..."

"Damn it! Eat my big 'bomb'!"

However, just as he reached out his hand, Qin Yu slapped him hard across the face.

Snapped!

With a crisp sound, a clear, bright red palm print appeared on Fang Ping's face.

He stood there dumbfounded, his pupils dilated to their limit, his face filled with disbelief.

"You have no sportsmanship? You ambushed me?"

Qin Yu spread his hands and grinned slyly:

"What is 'Martial Virtue'? Can you eat it?"

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