Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Ah!!! Stop hitting me! Stop hitting me!!! You shouldn't hit someone in the face!!!"

Qin Yu was being brutally beaten by Liu Damao and his two companions; the scene was incredibly bloody and cruel.

Old Qin is getting more and more outrageous; he actually dared to give them food for their defense!?

I can't vent my anger without giving this guy a good beating!

"To be honest, it's really not my fault. That's what the recipe says."

Qin Yu, his face bruised and swollen from the beating, spread his hands and said helplessly.

"Mom! You just do whatever the recipe tells you to do, right? Now I'm making a recipe and you're told to add Lao Ba's secret sauce, are you going to add it or not?"

Liu Damao was so angry that his head was buzzing, and he was about to burst into flames.

The reason he could tell from the first bite of this large intestine that it was a defense was because

It was because he unfortunately fell into the latrine of his rural hometown when he was five years old and had a 'slight' taste of it that he had a very deep memory of it.

But he thought that would be the only time in his life he would ever have the chance to eat feces.

But to my utter surprise, that bastard Qin actually managed to bring back a whole bunch of childhood memories for him!

Meanwhile, Lin Qingxue was frantically rinsing her mouth, desperately trying to wash away the filth, with two lines of clear tears welling up in her eyes.

She felt defiled and unclean.

That year, she was eighteen, in the prime of her life, when she met the sixth man and ended up losing the eighth man...

(Comment: Goodness, look how angry the kid is, he's even making up rhymes.)

"Hey everyone, relax. Anyway, everyone's large intestine is full of dissertations, so eating a little more won't make a difference," Qin Yu said with an embarrassed smile, scratching his head.

All eyes turned to them, their gazes filled with murderous intent.

"Okay, never mind..."

"Hey there~~~"

Just then, Mark, who was lying unconscious on the ground next to him, suddenly cried out and slowly woke up.

He slowly sat up, and what came into view was a lush green field.

"???"

Mark was stunned for a moment, then rubbed his eyes in disbelief:

"Am I in heaven? Why am I starting to daydream?"

"You're finally awake." Qin Yu and the others walked over.

"You, you guys!? This..."

Mark was so shocked by what he saw that he was speechless.

He remembered that his crops had all been destroyed, so how come they suddenly grew back?

Even more surprising, some new species have appeared!?

Qin Yu smiled slightly and then recounted what he had done to him.

Mark was shocked to hear this, finding it unbelievable.

This talent is simply a divine skill for farming!

If he had that talent, he would have been an agricultural tycoon by now.

Mark was filled with excitement and joy. He thanked Qin Yu and the others profusely and handed them the five low-level Spirit Gathering Pills as a reward for completing the mission.

Qin Yu, as the main force in completing this mission, took two, while the other three each took one.

"Hmm? What smells so good?"

Mark twitched his nose slightly, looked down, and immediately saw the delicious-looking Nine-Turned Intestines.

"Nine-Turned Intestines!"

Mark was immediately delighted, his eyes gleaming: "My favorite food is braised pork intestines!"

Without saying another word, he picked up his chopsticks, grabbed a piece, and put it in his mouth.

"Don't!"

Before Lin Qingxue and the others could even speak to stop him, they saw the nine-turn intestine burst open in his mouth, juices overflowing.

They all turned their heads away, unable to bear looking at them.

"This smell..."

Mark chewed slowly, and then his eyes suddenly flashed with a bright light, as if he were in a warm ocean, and his clothes seemed about to burst open!

"Oh my god, this tastes like mom's cooking!"

Mark's face immediately lit up with excitement and joy. Before he had even swallowed the first bite, he picked up another piece with his chopsticks and put it in his mouth.