Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Feeling a bit bored, Qin Yu leaned back in his armchair and picked up a low-grade spirit stone to continue cultivating.

Three hours passed in the blink of an eye.

These days, because Qin Yu has been relying on absorbing spirit stones to cultivate, his spiritual power has increased at a speed far exceeding that of ordinary people.

Sure enough, not long after, he felt that he had vaguely touched the membrane that was about to be broken through when he was promoted to a four-star martial apprentice.

However, although the cultivation speed is fast, the speed at which spirit stones are consumed is even faster.

In less than a week, the school's reward of ten low-grade spirit stones had dwindled to just this last one.

Thinking of this, Qin Yu frowned and pondered deeply.

He was trying to figure out how to obtain another batch of spirit stones for his cultivation.

After all, having experienced the incredible speed of cultivation that comes from absorbing spirit stones, it's impossible for him to go back to the most primitive cultivation method.

I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the light.

But no matter how hard he thought about it, Qin Yu couldn't come up with a good solution.

He only has 50,000 yuan in his pocket right now, which is only enough to buy two low-grade spirit stones, so it's completely useless.

There's even less chance of relying on your own parents.

Although they both have good jobs, their combined annual salary is only a few hundred thousand yuan, which is not the kind of family that can afford to support his extremely luxurious cultivation method of using spirit stones.

After much deliberation, Qin Yu finally had no choice but to turn his attention back to his grandfather, the imperial inspector.

Although he had been asking him for money before, and he had always said he didn't have any, Qin Yu didn't believe it. As a dignified inspector of the Great Xia Dynasty, how could he really be broke?

Just kidding, you can easily make a fortune by taking a small shortcut.

As for not being greedy?

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

This is not inhumane!

If he were in that position, he would be doing a disservice to the position of inspector if he didn't embezzle hundreds of billions!

Qin Yu opened WeChat on his phone and clicked into a WeChat group called "A Family of Mutual Intrusion and Harassment".

His father, his mother, his grandparents are all here.

Upon entering the WeChat group, I saw that the most recent message was a few hours ago, which my grandmother had forwarded from a public account.

Prolonged sitting, staying up late, and excessive sexual activity are tantamount to slow suicide—please stop doing them!

The most outrageous thing is that they even tagged him and his dad in the post...

To this, Qin Yu could only say,

slander!

She's slandering me!!!

Just kidding, he never sits for long periods or stays up late, okay? Humph!

Qin Yu carefully considered his words, thinking about how to ask for spirit stones in a reasonable way.

In situations like this, a direct approach is not advisable; a more indirect method is needed.

Immediately afterwards, he sent a sighing kitten emoji to the WeChat group.

Grandma replied within seconds.

[Spring Breeze Ten Miles] (Grandma): "My dear grandson, what's wrong? Why are you sighing?"

【Spring Breeze Ten Miles】patted you on the shoulder and praised your Kun Kun, saying he's really great!

Qin Yu:? ? ?

[Pink Peony] (Mom): "Awesome!"

[Golden Flash] (Dad): "Awesome!"

[The Valiant Wolf of Northern Liang] (Grandpa): "6!"

Qin Yu was completely dumbfounded.

Oh no, I forgot to change his nickname for the "tap".

Thinking of this, he quickly changed the subject.

[A true friend to women, a rising superstar in the idol world, a combination of handsomeness and intelligence, cute and charming Yu-sang]:

"Oh, Grandma, I regret it so much now. I only regret not working hard to cultivate when I was young. As a result, in just one week, I have only advanced from a one-star martial apprentice to a three-star martial apprentice. I regret it so much, and I feel so powerless!"

(PS: To avoid padding the word count, Qin Yu's WeChat name will be shortened to Yu Sang (゜▽＾*))

【Spring Breeze Ten Miles】: "???"

[Pink Peony]: "???"

[Golden Flash]: "???"

【The Valiant Wolf of Northern Liang】: "???"

[Yu Sang]: "What the heck is that row of question marks? I'm really a three-star martial apprentice now, okay?"

【Spring Breeze Ten Miles】: "Oh my god, my good grandson, is your strange illness of not being able to absorb spiritual energy better?"