Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"You guys are really sick."

Liu Damao, grumbling, arrived at the shared bike parking spot and scanned a yellow bike.

Why would you choose to ride a bicycle when there's a bus available?

And I still have to ride more than 20 kilometers!

When we get there, the big birds will probably be in an uproar!

Liu Damao shook his head, feeling that each of these people was more outrageous than the last.

Afterwards, the four of them rode shared bicycles to a farm in the suburbs.

"Haha, this is what youth is all about!"

Li Xiaoke opened his arms wide, facing the cool evening breeze, and shouted excitedly.

Qin Yu and Lin Qingxue also had smiles on their faces. Que Shi really enjoyed the feeling of riding bikes together with a few close friends on a cool evening.

Half an hour later, the group of four had ridden to the outskirts of the city, where several forks appeared in front of them.

"Which way should we take?" Liu Damao asked, panting heavily and drenched in sweat.

"do not know."

The other three shook their heads.

"Huh? You didn't know?" Liu Damao's eyes widened, his face filled with disbelief.

"Don't you guys kid me? You don't know how you got here before?"

“I left with Xiaoxue,” Li Xiaoke said.

“I left with Qin Yu,” Lin Qingxue then said.

"I went with Liu Damao," Qin Yu continued.

Upon hearing this, Liu Damao's eyes widened instantly, and he was completely dumbfounded.

"Damn it, I left with Xiao Ke!"

Everyone:? ? ?

Pretty!

The four of them completed a perfect closed loop; no wonder they didn't notice any problems even after riding for so long.

"Sigh, you guys are really a handful."

Qin Yu shook his head helplessly, then opened the unethical map navigation and selected the farm as the destination.

"Which would you like to hear first, good news or bad news?"

“Let’s get straight to the bad news,” Liu Damao waved his hand. “Generally speaking, with this kind of option, the good news is completely useless.”

"You're mistaken. This time, the good news is useful to the Sparrow Clan," Qin Yu said, shaking his head.

"The good news is that we are now less than five kilometers away from the farm as the crow flies."

Upon hearing this, everyone's eyes lit up.

It seems they stumbled upon the right path by sheer luck!

"What about the bad news?"

"The bad news is that we are separated from the farm by a river, and the nearest bridge is 20 kilometers away."

Everyone:...

Liu Damao's lips twitched violently: "So, this good news is completely useless!"

"Why didn't it work?" Qin Yu said, "I added over a hundred extra words!"

Liu Damao's forehead instantly covered in black lines: "So what's the point of you using the word 'water'?"

"Of course it's for... um!?" Qin Yu was about to explain when he suddenly realized something was wrong. He then suddenly understood and scratched his head with an embarrassed smile.

"Sorry, I'm used to writing filler stories in my novels, and I forgot this is reality."

Everyone's lips twitched, and they were speechless.

So this is an occupational hazard, huh?

Just then, Lin Qingxue's phone rang.

Lin Qingxue took it out and saw that it was a call from the client who was in charge of the mission.

"Hey, didn't you say you'd be here soon? Why haven't you arrived yet?" A rather irritable man's voice came from the other end of the phone.

Lin Qingxue looked embarrassed, unsure how to explain.

Seeing this, Qin Yu quickly approached the mission employer and said:

"Brother, we're almost there. It's just rush hour, so there's a bit of traffic. You can hear it!"

As he spoke, Qin Yu gave Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke a look.

The two understood each other perfectly and made car horn sounds with their mouths.

"Beep—! Beep—! Beep—!"

To make the effect even more realistic, the two even simulated the conversation of an irritable driver.

"Damn it, I've been stuck in traffic for over five hours just trying to sell a banana peel! Are they trying to kill me?!"

"Holy crap! I was supposed to leave work at 3 PM, but because of traffic, I only just left the company gate at 7 PM!"

The two of them, talking back and forth, were so vividly portrayed that they immediately intimidated the client.