Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

January 1st, 3023 AD, New Year's Day.

Inside a special care ward at Jiangnan City First Hospital.

Gao Ping, whose entire body was wrapped in white bandages, slowly opened his eyes, his gaze somewhat blank.

"Where is...where?"

"Are you awake?"

Just then, a hideous blue ghost face suddenly appeared before Gao Ping's eyes, scaring him so much that his hair stood on end and his soul seemed to flee.

"Holy crap!? A ghost!!!"

Gao Ping was so frightened that his face turned deathly pale. His thigh, which was already broken and unable to move, suddenly surged with an immense force, causing him to leap off the bed and jump more than three feet high, achieving a miracle of modern medicine.

"Damn it, am I not already dead, and you were sent by the underworld to take me away?"

Looking at the blue ghost figure before him, Gao Ping's face was filled with terror, and he trembled with fear.

"Uncle Gao, don't get agitated, I'm a human being."

Qin Yu ripped off the green ghost mask from his face, revealing a set of bright white teeth, and said with a smile.

"Who are you?" Gao Ping was taken aback, his small eyes wide with bewilderment.

Qin Yu smiled and said, "I am Sisi's cousin, Qin Yu."

“After Sisi took you to the hospital last night, she said she was too tired and went home to rest, so she asked me to come and take care of you.”

"You're Li Sisi's... Oh, I remember now."

Gao Ping was slightly taken aback upon hearing this, then immediately remembered, and looked at him with a hint of resentment:

"Then why did you suddenly start wearing a blue demon mask?"

"Hey, I was just thinking you were a bit tired after surgery, so I was planning to give you a little surprise to help you get back to your best," Qin Yu said with an embarrassed smile, scratching his head.

Upon hearing this, Gao Ping's lips twitched violently.

Good grief, you call this a surprise?

Scary enough.

Just then, a piercing pain shot through his thigh bone, causing his face to contort instantly and him to howl in agony.

"It hurts! It hurts so much!!!"

There's no way around it; even medical miracles have to be grounded in reality.

If a patient with a broken femur tries to jump up, it's impossible for them not to be in excruciating pain.

"Hiss, oh flutter flutter flutter, hiss~~~"

Gao Ping quickly lay back down on the hospital bed, hissing and gasping for breath, his expression showing extreme pain.

Qin Yu, who was standing to the side, patted him on the shoulder and sighed helplessly:

"Uncle Gao, I'm not trying to be mean, but you knew you had a broken thigh bone, yet you still insisted on standing up. You're just reaping what you sowed."

Gao Ping's lips twitched violently, and his forehead instantly became covered in black lines.

Damn it, don't you know why I stood up?

Seeing Gao Ping in such pain, Qin Yu shook his head and then used his talent to treat him a little.

While we can't fully heal his injuries, we can at least alleviate some of his pain.

Feeling the pain gradually subside, Gao Ping was taken aback for a moment, then couldn't help but be delighted, smiling as he patted Qin Yu's shoulder and said:

"Not bad, kid, this treatment is really effective. I feel like the big bird has more energy now."

"Hey, it's just basic stuff, don't be ridiculous."

Qin Yu smiled and waved his hand, "Oh right, I bought you a small fruit basket when I came."

Upon hearing this, Gao Ping's face immediately broke into a smile, and he scratched his head somewhat embarrassedly:

"You've made me feel so bad, and it's really embarrassing for a junior like you to have spent so much money."

"It's nothing, my mom sponsored this. She said she wanted me to buy you a fruit basket as a token of my appreciation."

As he spoke, Qin Yu brought a small fruit basket that was placed on the table to the side to Gao Ping's eyes.

Gao Ping had a big smile on his face and wanted to pretend to politely refuse, but when he saw the small fruit basket in front of him, which was no bigger than his palm, his smile immediately froze.

Goodness, it's supposed to be a small fruit basket,

It really is a 'small' fruit basket!

Gao Ping's lips twitched slightly, and he gave a dry laugh:

"Oh my goodness, this little fruit basket... you must be exhausted from carrying it all this way!"

"It's alright. I've been walking around and resting, so it's not too tiring."