Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"It's still so comfortable here. It's so awkward being with those older folks," Liu Damao mumbled as he ate his hot pot tripe.

"There's nothing I can do. I've tried my best to break the deadlock, but it's all in vain," Qin Yu said, spreading his hands with a helpless expression.

Everyone's lips twitched upon hearing this. So you were trying to break the awkwardness, we thought you were just being silly.

“It’s not fun just eating. How about we play some games, like Truth or Dare?” Li Sisi suddenly suggested.

"Okay!" Qin Yu's eyes suddenly lit up: "Let's use these chopsticks to spin them. Whoever gets a turn has to choose between truth or dare."

Liu Damao: "ojbk".

Li Xiaoke: "jbok".

Lin Qingxue: "kojb?"

Everyone:? ? ?

"Xiaoxue, which district do you live in?" Qin Yu suddenly asked.

Longhua District.

"OK, Longhua District gets a big deduction!"

The three boys covered their mouths and chuckled.

Lin Qingxue was completely bewildered and couldn't figure it out.

"Xiao Xue'er, don't bother with them, these people are just scoundrels!" Li Sisi waved her hand speechlessly and said, "I'm going to take a look around first."

Li Sisi placed a chopstick on the table and then gently turned it around.

Everyone was on tenterhooks, praying that the ball wouldn't land on them.

"I pray that my brother Lao Qin's lifespan of ten years won't be transferred to me," Liu Damao murmured, his hands clasped together.

Qin Yu's lips twitched suddenly.

Damn, you're really a chivalrous guy!

Snap!

The chopsticks stopped spinning and pointed directly at Liu Damao.

"Damn it! Praying didn't work!" Liu Damao cursed inwardly.

Seeing this, Qin Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

Thankfully, it didn't work.

Wait a minute!

Is there another possibility?

My lifespan is less than ten years, and my balance is insufficient to cover the costs?

Thinking of this, Qin Yu gasped.

Think carefully!

"Truth or dare?" Li Sisi asked with a smile.

After hesitating for a moment, Liu Damao said, "Tell me the truth."

"OK, I'll ask!" Qin Yu's sharp eyes stared directly at Liu Damao:

"How many times a day do you reward yourself at most?"

Upon hearing this, everyone couldn't help but gasp – no, they gasped for breath.

Is the first question really this sharp?

Liu Damao's lips twitched slightly, and he said in a voice softer than a mosquito's buzz:

"Ten, thirteen times..."

"Louder, haven't you eaten yet?"

"Thirteen times! So what? I'm proud of doing it thirteen times a day!"

Thirteen times!?

Everyone's pupils widened suddenly, in disbelief.

Good heavens, thirteen times a day, can your kidneys handle it?

Liu Damao's forehead was covered in black lines; he was so embarrassed that he wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Thinking of this, he quickly coughed lightly and said, "It's my turn."

Immediately, he turned the chopsticks again and pointed at Lin Qingxue.

"Oh~~~"

Everyone immediately adopted a look of anticipation, as if they were watching a good show.

Lin Qingxue, on the other hand, blushed slightly and whispered, "I... I choose truth."

At that moment, the three boys all wore wicked smiles and discussed what questions to ask each other.

Li Sisi rolled her eyes and said, "Hey, hey, hey, she's a girl, don't ask such outrageous questions."

"Don't worry, we know what we're doing." Liu Damao waved his hand with a smile, then suddenly looked at Lin Qingxue and asked:

Are you a virgin?

"puff!"

Li Sisi immediately spat out the water she had just drunk.

Damn, you guys are really good at asking questions.

Immediately, she looked at Lin Qingxue and comforted her with a smile, "Qingxue, it's okay if you don't want to answer."

"It's okay, what's the big deal?" Lin Qingxue smiled and shook her head, then readily denied, "I'm not a virgin."

"You're not a virgin anymore!?"

Everyone's pupils widened instantly, and they were all dumbfounded.

"No, I'm an Aquarius," Lin Qingxue said.

"A water bottle?"

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Oh, you mean the zodiac?"

"Aren't you asking about horoscopes?" Lin Qingxue looked at them with curiosity.

Upon hearing this, everyone quickly nodded with embarrassed smiles and said, "Yes, yes, that's exactly what we were asking about!"

Lin Qingxue shook her head with a puzzled look, then turned her chopsticks again, and this time... she pointed at Qin Yu.

"Damn! I prayed that Liu Damao's fifty years of lifespan wouldn't be transferred to me, and it still didn't work?" Qin Yu looked incredulous.

Liu Damao: "..."

"I'll choose truth too," Qin Yu said, shaking his head helplessly.

At this moment, Lin Qingxue's face suddenly flushed red, and she looked at Qin Yu shyly and asked:

Do you have someone you like?

“yu~~~”

Upon hearing this, everyone immediately wore expressions of anticipation, as if they were watching a good show.

But to everyone's surprise, Qin Yu nodded and admitted it without hesitation:

"Of course."

"You're pregnant!?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Qingxue's heart leaped into her throat, and she felt her heart rate instantly soar.

"May I ask who this person is?"

Upon hearing this, the others also perked up their ears, their faces full of curiosity.

"My god." Qin Yu spread his hands and shrugged.

"Damn it!?" Everyone stumbled and staggered.

This answer really caught them off guard.

But to be fair, there's really nothing wrong with it.

Upon hearing this, Lin Qingxue secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time, she felt a strange sense of loss.

"Okay, now it's my turn to spin."

A wicked smile immediately appeared on Qin Yu's face. With a wave of his hand, he started spinning the chopsticks again.

Then, the next moment, the smile on his face suddenly froze.

Because, he actually spun around to himself!?

"Wotefa!?"

Qin Yu was instantly dumbfounded.

"This is unfair! This is unfair! I request a re-transfer!"

Li Sisi covered her mouth and chuckled as she interrupted, "The application is invalid."

"According to the rules, if you choose Truth the first time, you must choose Truth the second time."

Qin Yu was taken aback: "When did this rule suddenly come about? How come I didn't know about it?"

"The rule I just added isn't working?" Li Sisi raised an eyebrow.

Qin Yu's lips twitched violently. "You son of a bitch!"

Crackling!

A terrifying arc of electricity, radiating a destructive aura, suddenly appeared in Li Sisi's palm. Her eyes glanced at Qin Yu.

"do you have any opinion?"

Qin Yu quickly shook his head: "I have no objection at all."

"Okay, now go to the girl at the next table and say to her, 'Hi Makka Pakka, I'm Usidisi, can I add you on WeChat?'"

Qin Yu: "..."

I'm just a coward, not an idiot. What's the difference between this and making me pull down my pants in public?!

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P.S.: Wishing everyone a belated Happy New Year! May your happiness be as boundless as the Eastern Sea, your lives be as inclusive as rivers, your lives be as interconnected as a flowing stream, your lives be as harmonious as a river, and may everyone prosper!