Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

When Li Sisi saw Liu Damao, her eyes lit up, and she greeted him with a smile:

"Big hair!"

Liu Damao was taken aback upon hearing this, and looked in the direction of the voice, his face blank: "Who are you?"

Li Sisi ran to his side with a smile and patted his shoulder:

"Don't you recognize me? I used to hold you when you were little."

Did you hold me when I was little?

Liu Damao looked him up and down and couldn't help but marvel.

This woman looks quite young, I didn't expect her to be so old?

Although he still didn't recognize him, Liu Damao pretended to, smiling warmly as he said:

"Oh, it's you! Hello, Auntie!"

"Aunt!?"

The smile on Li Sisi's face suddenly froze.

Li Xiaoke, standing beside him, shook his head speechlessly.

“Look at you, you can’t speak properly. How can you call her Auntie? Her accent is clearly from Northeast China. You should call her Auntie.”

As he spoke, he smiled and greeted Li Sisi:

"Hello, auntie, I'm Li Xiaoke, a friend of Liu Damao."

At that moment, Li Sisi's eyes flashed with murderous intent. She smiled and grabbed both of their shoulders, asking:

"I'll give you one more chance to rephrase your words. What will you call me?"

Sensing the intense killing intent, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke shuddered, involuntarily shrinking back and speaking in timid whispers:

"Auntie?"

Boom! !

Li Sisi was so angry that she gave both of them a sharp rap on the head.

This really proves the old saying.

Where there is a sleeping dragon, there will surely be a phoenix chick!

Li Sisi took off her sunglasses with a speechless expression:

"I am Qin Yu's cousin, Li Sisi."

Upon hearing this, Liu Damao suddenly remembered and said with a look of surprise:

"It's Sister Sisi!"

"I was wondering why this middle-aged woman looked older than the other middle-aged women."

"Pshaw, I meant the other older women look younger than you!"

"No, I mean you look older than other middle-aged women!"

Li Sisi: (╬￣皿￣)

boom!

"You'd better shut up!" Li Sisi angrily gave him another flick on the forehead, then continued to ask:

"By the way, where's Qin Yu? Why didn't he come out with you?"

"Oh, he's gone to the bedroom, Lum."

"What Lum?" Li Sisi asked, looking confused.

“Bedroom Rum.”

"What does this mean?" Li Sisi was completely confused.

"It means 'toilet' in English." Liu Damao shook his head and said, "Sister Sisi, you're supposed to be a top student at Imperial University, yet you don't even know such a simple English word."

Li Sisi's lips twitched slightly. With your thick accent, who could understand you?

"You shouldn't speak English anymore, it's not for you."

Liu Damao chuckled and scratched his head: "I was just thinking that speaking English is more elegant."

"Give me a break," Li Sisi waved her hand with a sneer, "I've seen you and Qin Yu peeing naked all over the place when you were kids, what are you talking about elegance for?"

Liu Damao: "..."

……

Meanwhile, in the school restrooms. (Note: Men's restroom)

After relieving himself, Qin Yu hummed a little tune as he pulled up his pants.

At that moment, options appeared before them.

[Option 1: Wash your hands after using the toilet, and use hand sanitizer for a clean and hygienic result. Completion reward: Obsessive-compulsive disorder level +10]

Option 2: Wash your hands with urine, which breeds bacteria and microorganisms. Completion reward: Slovenliness level +10.

Option 3: A real man never washes his hands after using the toilet. Completion Reward: 50 Role-Playing Points

Looking at the options before him, Qin Yu immediately smiled.

This is practically choosing three with your eyes closed.

After all, even without options,

He never washes his hands after using the toilet!

Afterwards, Qin Yu pulled up his pants and swaggered out of the bathroom.

"Dude, don't you wash your hands after using the toilet?" someone asked with a look of disgust from inside the restroom behind me.

"Why do we need to wash our hands?" Qin Yu asked, looking puzzled.

"Because it's unhygienic not to wash your hands after using the toilet."

"Why is it unhygienic not to wash your hands after using the toilet?" Qin Yu continued to ask.

"Because your hands will get dirty after using the toilet."

"But why do my hands get dirty after using the toilet?"

"Because..." The man was stunned by the question.

"The whole process of me going to the toilet was just taking off my pants with my hands, relieving myself, and then putting my pants back on. Did my hands touch anything dirty during that whole process?" Qin Yu spread his hands and continued to ask.

"Ah...it seems there really isn't one..."

"You said your hands get dirty after using the toilet. Did your urine splash onto your hands?"

"Of course not!" the man promptly denied, shaking his head.

So why are you washing your hands?

"Uh..." The person was completely stumped by the question, and a confused expression immediately appeared on their face.

For the first time, he began to waver in his belief that he should wash his hands after using the toilet.

"Now that you hear it, what you said makes sense. It seems like you don't need to wash your hands after using the toilet!"

"Hey, that's right." Qin Yu nodded with a smile: "As students, we should have the spirit of asking a hundred thousand questions. We must think before we act. We should always think about why before we do anything."

"I understand now, Master!"

Upon hearing this, the man felt his mind suddenly clear and bowed deeply to Qin Yu.

"Not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning."

Qin Yu smiled and waved his hand, then turned and left with a flourish, leaving the other person with only an unfathomable silhouette.

(P.S.: All of the above is pure nonsense. Remember to wash your hands after using the toilet!!!)

……

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P.S.: Remember to wash your hands after using the toilet!

Make sure to wash your hands after using the toilet!!

Always wash your hands after using the toilet!!!

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