Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Goddess Qingxue!?"

The people around were instantly startled and gathered around with worried expressions.

Li Jun, in particular, transformed into the ultimate sycophant at this moment, rushing to Lin Qingxue's side, wanting to hold her delicate hand and feel her pulse, but the latter subtly dodged him.

Li Jun: ? ? ?

Li Zhengjun, who was standing at a distance, was instantly dumbfounded and completely bewildered.

He never even considered the possibility that Lin Qingxue was playing a trick, and he hurriedly went over with a worried and anxious expression.

After all, only that little bastard Qin Yu would resort to such underhanded tactics.

Li Zhengjun rushed to Lin Qingxue's side with a worried expression. Just as he helped her up and was about to check her injuries, an ice spike suddenly appeared and stuck to his neck.

Lin Qingxue opened her eyes instantly, smiling as she said:

"Teacher Li, you lost."

Li Zhengjun: Σ(°△°|)︴

Everyone: (⊙o⊙)

"Lin Qingxue, you...?"

Li Zhengjun's face immediately showed an expression of disbelief.

He never expected that Lin Qingxue, who had always been a model student, would be led astray by Qin Yu!

The others were also completely bewildered.

If Qin Yu had done this, they wouldn't be surprised at all.

But now it's actually Goddess Qingxue who did this, the sense of incongruity is just too strong!

Li Zhengjun snapped out of his daze, coughed lightly, and said:

"Ahem, Lin Qingxue, you should stay away from learning these crooked tricks from Qin Yu in the future."

Upon hearing this, Lin Qingxue looked at him with a puzzled expression:

"But teacher, didn't you always teach us that all's fair in war?"

"I..." Li Zhengjun was speechless, and his blood pressure immediately rose.

Nima!

It seems like this girl has been completely influenced by that little rascal Qin Yu!

Although Qin Yu is not here, why does he feel like he is always living in his shadow?

"Teacher Li, we're here!"

Just then, shouts came from not far away.

Upon hearing that familiar voice, Li Zhengjun's breath hitched, and he felt his blood pressure rise again.

Alright, this time the real deal has really come...

Li Zhengjun sighed helplessly, rubbing his forehead, then turned to look at the three of them with a serious expression:

"What's wrong with you three? Why are you only getting to school now?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu and the other two immediately began to explain in unison.

"Here's what happened, I %￥￥*&..."

"Stop arguing, speak one at a time, you go first!"

Li Zhengjun looked at Qin Yu.

Qin Yu spread his hands, looking helpless, and said:

"Teacher Li, there's nothing we can do. The main problem is that the electric scooter is too slow."

"Since you know it's slow, why not take the bus?"

"Teacher Li, what are you saying!" Qin Yu immediately objected.

"That little electric scooter has been with me for a full ten years!"

"It has been with me through thick and thin for the past ten years, just like my close family member. How could I easily abandon it!"

As he spoke, Qin Yu's eyes began to redden slightly, and tears were even welling up in them. He spoke with such sincerity and emotion!

Li Zhengjun's lips twitched slightly: "You've gone a bit too far, kid."

"Not at all!" Qin Yu sobbed, her eyes red-rimmed. "You have no idea how strong and intimate my ten-year bond with it is!"

Just then, Liu Damao's phone rang.

Liu Damao answered the phone, listened to the call, then hung up and turned to Qin Yu, who was sobbing beside him, saying:

"Old Qin, Grandpa Wang who collects recyclables called me. He said he forgot to give you change for the electric scooter you bought today."

Qin Yu: "..."

Li Zhengjun sighed helplessly.

"Tell me, how do you want to die?"

Qin Yu was startled and quickly said:

"Teacher Li, it's really not my fault! Blame your son, he's the one who gave me the inspiration!"

Li Xiaoke: "???"

"Damn it, don't make baseless accusations!"