Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

After leaving the coffee shop, Ling Chong ran away at breakneck speed, leaving a trail of afterimages in his wake.

"Hmph, you two idiots, why are you causing so much trouble!"

Ling Chong gave a cold smile.

However, at that moment, a sudden, rapid whooshing sound came from behind.

Ling Chong was startled by the sound, turned around and looked, his eyes widening so much they almost popped out!

"Holy crap!? Thor!?"

A bolt of deep blue lightning, radiating a terrifying and destructive energy, instantly ripped through the dark night sky and hurtled straight toward him!

In the blink of an eye, the deep blue lightning bolt caught up and reached out, then a lightning hand extended from it, instantly pressing down on Ling Chong's crown and slamming him into the ground.

boom!

In an instant, the ground cracked, debris flew everywhere, and dust filled the sky. Countless deep blue arcs of electricity crackled and exploded in mid-air.

It's fortunate that it's the middle of the night and there aren't many pedestrians on the street, otherwise this scene would probably have been filmed as a short video and trended on social media.

After a while, the smoke and dust dissipated, and Li Sisi's figure slowly appeared.

At her feet, a figure, charred black and spitting blood, lay limp like a dead dog—it was Ling Chong, who had been smugly sneering earlier.

At this moment, Qin Yu, who was behind him, also arrived at a leisurely pace. Seeing the scene before him, he couldn't help but shudder and felt a slight chill run down his spine.

What a terrifying woman!

Whoever marries her in the future will be cursed with bad luck.

"Sister Sisi, you didn't kill him, did you?"

Qin Yu swallowed hard and asked in a slightly hoarse voice.

“How could that be?” Li Sisi shook her head: “Even if I am the Night Guardian, killing someone without cause is still a crime.”

Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly upon hearing this.

So, it's okay to commit murder if there's a premeditated intent?

Damn, this Night Guardian is way too awesome.

With this in mind, he secretly decided that he would at least become a Night Watchman in the future.

"But why do I feel like he looks no different from being dead?"

"You don't understand. I'm very careful with my actions," Li Sisi said with a smile.

"Don't let his scary appearance fool you, he only has minor injuries."

Seeing Ling Chong's miserable body, charred black from the electric shock and still gushing blood, Qin Yu's eyelids twitched violently.

Good grief, you call this a minor injury?

Do we have a tiny, slightly different understanding of what constitutes a minor injury...?

With a smile in her eyes, Li Sisi picked up the rose gold iPhone and the leather suitcase containing 50 yuan, and they were completely undamaged.

"See, I told you I was careful not to damage them at all," Li Sisi said with a grin.

Qin Yu: "..."

There are too many flaws; he can't even begin to criticize them anymore.

Then, Li Sisi threw the suitcase to Qin Yu.

"You go home first. I'm going to take these two guys to the Night Patrol for a thorough investigation."

"Investigation?" Qin Yu was taken aback.

"My intuition tells me there's a big problem here." Li Sisi looked at her phone, her eyes narrowing slightly, a cold glint in them.

"A phone that would cost its owner 50 yuan, and that even a Grand Martial Master would risk breaking the law to steal, I'm really curious about what's inside it."

Qin Yu thought this made sense, so he nodded and turned to leave.

As for Sisi's safety, he wasn't worried at all.

After all, with Sister Sisi's strength, in this Jiangnan City, it's others who have to be wary of her.

……

Qin Yu returned home, looking somewhat tired.

After all, it's already past 2 a.m.

If he were a seventeen-year-old, this might not be a big deal; he could even spend the whole night at an internet cafe.

But he's already an 18-year-old uncle, and his body is long past the age where he can stay up all night.

"Alas, I'm getting old, and my health is deteriorating day by day."

Qin Yu couldn't help but let out a sigh.

However, this sigh sounded particularly sharp and jarring to the ears of the two sets of parents who were playing mahjong.

Hey kid, you're an eighteen-year-old lad saying you're too old?!

So what are they?

Buried in the ground?

"Huh? Xiaoyu, why did you come back alone? Where's your sister Sisi?"

"She left with an old man, and they were going to a house together."

"What!?"

Upon hearing this, Aunt and Uncle were immediately shocked. They even forgot about playing mahjong and hurriedly got up to go find her.

"Auntie, Uncle, where are you going?"

"What else can we do but go find her!" the aunt said anxiously.

"I've set this girl up with so many handsome and promising young men, but she didn't want any of them. Now she's with an old man. Isn't she trying to drive me crazy?!"

The uncle standing to the side was also furious, his face turning ashen. He felt a tightness in his chest and could hardly breathe.

As an old father, it's one thing for my carefully nurtured little cabbage to be eaten by a young piglet; another thing is, it's another matter entirely.

Now he's been taken by a fat old man, and he really can't accept it!

Upon hearing this, Qin's parents, who were standing nearby, also looked astonished and couldn't help but look at Qin Yu and say:

"Why didn't you stop your sister Sisi?"

"She's going to send that old man to the Night Patrol for interrogation, why should I stop her?" Qin Yu scratched his head, looking puzzled.

"Send him to the Night Patrol for questioning?"

My aunt and uncle had just stepped out of the house when they suddenly stopped, their faces filled with bewilderment.

Afterwards, Qin Yu slightly modified the account of what happened, mainly omitting the part where he received 50 yuan, and then told the story to everyone.

After hearing the whole story, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Qin Yu speechlessly.

"You brat, can't you speak more accurately? Look how scared your aunt and uncle are!"

Qin's father, Qin Xiaotian, slapped Qin Yu on the back of the head and scolded him angrily.

Qin Yu asked back with a displeased look:

"Just tell me, did I lie or not?"

"Isn't it the same as Sister Sisi bringing a suspect into the Night Patrol Office to interrogate him and walking into a room with an old man?"

Upon hearing this, everyone's lips twitched.

Good grief, you call this the same thing?!

"Oh, right, Dad, don't go for the two of bamboo with this hand, the win is too small. Go all in and go for the two of dots, as they say, take a gamble and you might win big!"

Suddenly, Qin Yu appeared at the four-person mahjong table, looked at his father's mahjong tiles, and grinned slyly.

After saying that, Qin Yu turned around and ran into his bedroom without another word, locking the door behind him.

Qin Xiaotian: ? ? ?

Where are my seven wolves?