Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Honey, I'll be off work in five minutes, I'll be right there to see you, hehehe."

In a coffee shop, a waiter and his girlfriend ended a video call with sweet smiles on their faces. As soon as it was time to leave work, he immediately took off his uniform and pushed open the door.

However, at that moment, a young couple suddenly pushed open the door and walked in.

Seeing this, the waiter quickly said:

"Sorry, we're closed now."

Qin Yu was taken aback by what he heard, then looked up at the clock hanging on the shop wall and said with a puzzled expression:

"Your store's business hours are from 3 pm to 1 am, and it's only 12:55 am now, how can you say it's closed?"

The waiter paused for a moment, then nodded and said...

"Okay, please wait a moment while I make a phone call."

The waiter put on a professional fake smile, then took out his phone and pretended to make a call.

"Hey, Old Zhang, yes, it's me, yes, yes..."

The phone call lasted a full five minutes, until the clock struck exactly one in the morning.

He put down his phone, looked apologetically at Qin Yu and the other person, and said with a smile:

"Excuse me, customers, it's closing time for our store now."

Qin Yu & Li Sisi: "..."

At that moment, options appeared before Qin Yu's eyes.

[Option 1: Silently turn away, clench your fist, and shout, "I will definitely come back!" Reward: Obtain one Red Wolf frying pan]

[Option Two: Buy this coffee shop and fire the waiter. Reward: A small amount of spiritual energy] (Note: This coffee shop is worth around 100 million on the market. If the host chooses this option, the system will sponsor 100 yuan.)

[Option 3: Argue with them firmly; you must have a cappuccino at this shop today, no matter what! Completion Reward: 50 Strength Points]

Looking at the options before him, Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly.

What kind of terrible option is this second one?

What the hell is this 100 yuan sponsorship? What's the difference between this and giving away a 5 yuan Rolls-Royce coupon?!

Without a doubt, the answer should be number three.

Good grief, they're trying to play dirty tricks on them, aren't they?

Since you're so heartless, don't blame them for being unjust too.

Qin Yu said with a smile, "Your store's closing time is listed as 1 a.m., and it's exactly 1 a.m. right now, so theoretically it can be either closing time or opening time. So, hurry up and get us both a cappuccino!"

The waiter's smile froze abruptly, and he was about to take out his phone again to stall for time, but Qin Yu interrupted him forcefully:

"If you dare to waste any more time, I'm going to file a complaint against you!"

The waiter sneered dismissively, "Go ahead and complain. I'll just find another place to work."

"It's hard to find a job that pays 30,000 yuan a month, but there are plenty of waiter jobs that pay 3,000 yuan a month."

Qin Yu: "..."

Good lad, what you said actually makes a damn good point, and he can't even refute it.

Just then, Li Sisi suddenly took out her phone and made a call:

"Hey, Xiao Hei, I've run into a waiter here. He's so damn arrogant. Can you hack into his phone and send all his dirty browser history to his relatives and friends?"

"Oh dear, I'm so scared." The waiter curled his lip in disdain. "How can you brag like that?"

He really doesn't even bother to think before he talks.

You don't even know who I am, how did you hack into my phone?

Upon hearing this, Li Sisi smiled and said, "Hehe, young man, you know nothing about today's cutting-edge technology."

"You're just bragging!" The waiter rolled his eyes. "If you manage to hack into my phone today, I'll write my name backwards!"

Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly. Even if you write it backwards, it's still just "Woof Woof"...

Just as the waiter, Wang Dawang, was displaying his arrogant and conceited demeanor...

His phone suddenly started unlocking itself and opening a certain adult-only app...