Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

In the top-floor office of Donghai Group, Zhao Jun paced back and forth anxiously.

The phone he carelessly dropped contained a lot of audio and video evidence that could be used against him, and it absolutely could not be leaked.

Just then, several of his men walked in, sweating profusely.

Upon seeing the newcomer, Zhao Jun immediately asked:

"Did you find it?"

Several of his men shook their heads:

"Boss, we couldn't find it."

"Didn't find it?" Zhao Jun's eyes widened. "Are you sure you've searched everywhere?"

The leader nodded with certainty and said:

"We searched every inch of this area, even the stray cats and dogs in the neighborhood. We emptied their stomachs and guts, but we still couldn't find them."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Jun's brows furrowed deeply: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"How could such a large cell phone just disappear into thin air?"

"Boss, don't panic. The phone must have been taken." The leader stroked his chin, pondered for a moment, and then spoke.

"Oh? What's going on?"

"Because when we went down to look for our phone, we ran into a fortune teller who said that a young man had just found a phone that had fallen from the sky."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Jun's eyes flashed with a sharp light:

"That must be the phone I dropped!"

"Go! Immediately use all available resources to find this kid and get his phone back!"

Upon hearing this, the subordinate suddenly said in a low voice:

"Boss, let's say you're asking yourself, is there any possibility that you could use another phone to call this lost phone and ask the person who found it to return it?"

Zhao Jun: "..."

I was so anxious just now that I forgot about this.

"Then why the hell didn't you say so sooner?!"

"Boss, you didn't ask either," the subordinate said innocently.

Zhao Jun's lips twitched, and he slapped him hard with a backhand:

"How dare you talk back?"

"Damn it, just looking at you guys makes me angry, get out of here right now!"

"Oh."

Several of his men nodded with a wronged expression, and then lay down on the floor.

Zhao Jun's eyelids twitched, and he burst into a tirade:

"What the hell are you doing now?!"

"Boss, didn't you tell us to get out? We're about to get out now," the subordinate said, scratching his head in confusion.

Zhao Jun was so angry that his whole body convulsed, and he laughed in extreme rage:

"Listen to me, thank you all, because of you, my low blood pressure has been cured."

“嘿嘿，老大，不用客气(?2?9?0?4?7?0?0?4?2?9)。”

"roll!!!"

……

Qin Yu lay on the bed, fiddling with his iPhone 18 Pro Max rose gold phone, his face full of confusion.

That's strange, why hasn't the owner called yet?

Are we just going to give up on it like this?

"I haven't been a big brother for many years..."

Just then, the cell phone rang.

It was an unfamiliar number; it must have been the owner of the lost item calling.

Qin Yu was taken aback. Wow, it really is true that you can just say "speak of the devil" and he appears.

He answered the phone and asked:

Are you the owner of the lost item?

Zhao Jun, on the other end of the phone, immediately smiled and said:

"Yes, yes, that's me."

"Then how can you prove you are the owner?"

Zhao Jun said speechlessly, "If I weren't the owner, how could I have gotten through to you on this phone?"

Qin Yu shook his head: "That's not right. You could also be a scammer who just randomly called in."

"???"

Zhao Jun's lips twitched. This kid seemed a bit... weird.

Qin Yu thought for a moment, then spoke again: "Here's what you'll do, tell me your phone's lock screen password, I'll try it, and if I can unlock it, it will prove that you are the real owner."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Jun fell silent.

If this kid unlocks his phone and accidentally sees something he shouldn't, he'll be completely screwed.

Hearing silence on the other end of the phone, Qin Yu's suspicions were further confirmed.

"You don't even know the password to the chain screen, and you still say you're not a scammer?"

"I'm not a scammer, I'm just worried that if I tell you the password, you'll look at the contents of my phone."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu was immediately displeased:

"What kind of talk is that!"

"Throughout my life, I, Li Jun, have always acted with integrity and have never done such despicable things!"

"I promise you, if I ever peek at the contents of your phone, I, Li Jun, will be a dog with a stray tail!"

Zhao Jun: "..."

Although the other party spoke with great conviction, the matter was of great importance, and he dared not easily trust a stranger.

"How about this, let's meet, and I'll unlock the phone myself in front of you. That way, it'll prove I'm really the owner, right?"

Qin Yu thought for a moment, then nodded: "That works too."

"Alright, where shall we meet now?"

Qin Yu was stunned for a moment: "Wait, you mean now!?"

"Oh, what's wrong? Is there a problem?"

Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly: "Are you fucking crazy? It's the middle of the night, and you want me to go face-to-face with you?"

"Meet up in person?" Zhao Jun's lips twitched violently upon hearing this. "Who the hell said I wanted to meet up with you in person?"

"Didn't you ask me to meet you so you could unlock your phone in front of me?"

Qin Yu was immediately annoyed.

This person keeps changing his mind, saying he wants a noodle machine one minute and not the next. Are you just messing with him?

"Oh, I see," Zhao Jun said with a sudden realization, "You mean 'unlocking the phone in front of you'?"

"if not?"

"Hey, I thought you were talking about a pasta machine and you were going to mess with me..."

Halfway through his sentence, Zhao Jun suddenly realized something was wrong and quickly shut his mouth.

"Let's not talk about this anymore. Here's what I'll do: I'll give you 500 yuan, and we'll meet now."

Qin Yu sneered with disdain, "You think you're a beggar? Do you think I need your 500?"

"Alright, I'm sleepy. Let's talk about it tomorrow. I'm going to get my beauty sleep now. Bye-bye."

"No, please. How about this, I'll give you more money, 5000 is fine?"

"This isn't about money."

"5 million!"

"I already said it's not about money."

"50 million!"

"Brother, tell me the location, and I guarantee I'll be there within half an hour!"

Zhao Jun's lips twitched slightly.

Good grief, you were so righteous and indignant just now, I thought it really wasn't about the money, but it turns out you want to pay more...

After hanging up the phone, Zhao Jun called over Ling Chong, the captain of the fifth squad.

After all, these are special times, and it's hard to guarantee that he's not being monitored.

To be on the safe side, he decided to ask his trusted confidant to handle the matter for him.

……

Meanwhile, after hanging up the phone, Qin Yu excitedly got out of bed, ready to meet the owner of the lost item.

He never imagined that finding a cell phone would bring him 50 yuan for free!

It seems that the gap between the rich and the poor is widening, and the rich no longer value money.

"Huh? Where did I put my underwear?"

Completely naked, Qin Yu scratched his head in confusion.

Every time he came home, he would throw his clothes on the floor.

This has also led to the fact that almost all of his clothes now...

It might be under the bed frame, behind the curtains, or even in the trash can, but definitely not in the closet.

And at this moment,

Outside the door, Li Sisi walked in, looking exhausted.

"Sister Sisi?"

Qin Yu was taken aback when he saw this: "Why are you so late?"

Li Sisi raised her head, about to speak, when her pupils suddenly contracted.

"what!!!!"