Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Before him, a pair of scarlet eyes stared intently at him.

Awakening, it’s hunting time!

Jingle Bell!

The school bell rang in the evening.

Students from Jiangnan No.1 Middle School walked out of the campus in twos and threes.

Qin Yu, supported by Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke, limped out of the campus.

"Hiss~ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh~~~"

Qin Yu was covered in bruises and swelling, in excruciating pain, and was howling in agony.

"That damned old Li! I only said a few words to him, and he tried to kill me!"

"He is so cruel to the future flowers of our motherland. He has ulterior motives. I strongly suspect that he is a lackey of the Divine Messenger Society!"

Liu Damao shook his head helplessly:

"Old Qin, you'd better shut up."

"With your foul mouth, the only reason you've survived this long is because you have a Grandfather who's a provincial inspector."

Li Xiaoke, however, holds a different opinion:

"No, no, I think youth is about constantly pushing your luck and courting death. If you don't do something reckless when you're young, it'll be too late when you're old. So, Lao Qin, I support you."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu felt as if he had found a kindred spirit, and excitedly patted Li Xiaoke on the shoulder:

"Thick-browed kid, you're the one who understands me best!"

"I'm just telling the truth." Li Xiaoke waved his hand with a smile, then took out a few business cards from his pocket and handed them to Qin Yu.

Qin Yu asked curiously, "What is this?"

Li Xiaoke smiled and said, "These are the business cards of my eldest aunt, second uncle, and third aunt."

"They are respectively in charge of making coffins, running funeral homes, and operating cemeteries."

"If you unfortunately do something stupid and die in the future, they can just take care of your funeral all at once, saving you time and effort."

"Oh, by the way, if you mention my name, I can give you a 10% discount."

Qin Yu: "..."

Goodness, so you're here to promote your own business.

"Xiao Ke, you've gone too far! How can you talk like that?" Liu Damao glared angrily at Li Xiao Ke.

Qin Yu thought Liu Damao was angry with him, so he quickly smiled and tried to ease the tension:

"Da Mao, there's no need for that. Xiao Ke was just joking with me."

Liu Damao, however, seemed not to hear, and looked at Li Xiaoke with a solemn expression, saying:

"As the saying goes, even close brothers should keep clear accounts. Besides, Lao Qin isn't short of money, so there's no need to give him a discount!"

Qin Yu suddenly stumbled.

Damn, so this is what you're angry about?

Please, you two, have some decency!

Qin Yu shook his head speechlessly, and couldn't help but sigh:

"I, Qin Yu, have done nothing but bad things all my life, bah! How did I end up with two scoundrels as my brothers!"

Liu Damao shook his finger: "Old Qin, haven't you heard that old saying?"

"What?"

"They say dragons play with dragons, phoenixes play with phoenixes, and even mice's friends know how to dig holes!"

"You're a nobody, so naturally your friends are also nobodys."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu and Li Xiaoke couldn't help but twitch at the corners of their mouths, exclaiming that it was outrageous.

Goodness, this is the first time they've ever seen someone insult another person and end up insulting themselves in the process.

"Alright, I'm not going to waste my breath on you two anymore. I'm going home now." Liu Damao waved his hand.

"Hmm? Why are you home so early today?" Qin Yu asked with a curious look.

"Because I have to go home to study."

"study!?"

Qin Yu and Li Xiaoke both stared wide-eyed, their faces filled with disbelief.

It's so incongruous to hear these words coming from this kid!

Qin Yu touched Liu Damao's forehead with a worried look: "He doesn't have a fever, so why is he talking nonsense in broad daylight?"

"Get out of here!" Liu Damao said, speechless.

"You've all seen the new TV series 'Luan Biao' recently, right? The protagonist, Gao Daqiang, rises from humble beginnings and is simply my role model. I'm going to go back and watch the whole series and learn from him."

Qin Yu and Li Xiaoke were both speechless upon hearing this.

Good grief, so what you mean by studying at home is watching TV dramas?

"My first step in learning from him is to change my name to Liu Daqiang. After that, I'll set up a fish stall and buy a copy of the Thirty-Six Stratagems."

"Then, I will continue to expand and strengthen the company, directly establishing the Maosheng Group, making it one of the top super giant groups in Jiangnan City, even Southeast Province, and even the entire Great Xia!"

"I've already planned out the whole strategy, but now I'm just one step short: I don't have the money to buy fish to set up a stall."

"So, can you two each give me 50 to help me buy a few fish?"

"When I become successful, I'll invite you two to be the vice presidents of my group."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly:

"Come on, you call yourself Liu Daqiang? I think you're more like Su Daqiang."

……

Meanwhile, in a spacious and luxurious conference room on the top floor of the Gangnam City Hall.

At this moment, all the high-ranking officials of Jiangnan City gathered together, their expressions somewhat solemn.

Just then, footsteps sounded outside the door.

The door opened, and a man and a woman walked in; it was Li Sisi and Gao Ping.

Upon seeing this, Lin Zhengtian, the city lord of Jiangnan City, who was seated in the main seat, immediately stood up with a smile to greet him:

"Welcome, two Night Envoys, to our city for guidance and supervision. I am Lin Zhengtian, the city lord of Jiangnan City."

"And the people behind me are Zhao Donglai, the Director of the Night Patrol Division, and Li Tianba, the Director of the Finance Division..."

However, Lin Zhengtian was interrupted by Li Sisi before he could finish speaking:

"Alright, Lord Lin, time is limited, so let's cut the small talk and get straight to the point."

Lin Zhengtian's smile froze slightly, but he still nodded.

Although these two were not as strong or powerful as he was.

But as the Night Guardian, he held a transcendent position in the Great Xia Dynasty.

Even he, the lord of the city, had to obey their orders.

Seeing the two Night Guardians' overbearing attitude,

The group of high-ranking officials from Jiangnan City behind Lin Zhengtian had different expressions, and it was impossible to know what they were thinking.