Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Pinch Mom's Kiss, it's been a week since the last update, author, where have you been? Should I burn some paper money for you during Qingming Festival?"

"I originally thought the author was just going to write short stories, but I never imagined he didn't write any at all! He's just a eunuch!"

"Everyone, please stop cursing. Maybe the author has already died and is watching us from heaven."

"..."

Seeing the screen filled with extremely vulgar and obscene language, Qin Yu silently closed the discussion forum.

It seems that after almost a week without an update, these lovely readers must really miss me.

With this in mind, he wrote directly in the book review section:

"To make up for not updating for the past week, I've decided to update 50 more words every day from now until the Lunar New Year! Aren't you all touched?"

This comment immediately attracted countless comments from readers.

Shocking! Missing person returns!

"Just 50 more words a day? You shameless author, where's your face?"

"Author, where is your home address? I'd like to send you some local specialties."

"I thought Zeng was the most despicable person, but I never expected the author to be even more despicable!"

"..."

Qin Yu was deeply moved as he read the many 'friendly' comments from readers.

I never expected that these lovely readers would miss him so much, and even wanted to send him some local specialties. I'm so touched!

With that in mind, he replied directly:

"Have you finished your winter break homework? What are you doing, just whining and dawdling here?"

reader:???

Qin Yu's move instantly silenced most of the readers.

That was a decisive blow!

Many readers were originally immersed in the joyous atmosphere of celebrating the New Year.

As a result, Qin Yu's words made everyone realize the cold reality that school would start immediately after the New Year, and that their winter vacation homework was still untouched.

Just then, a reader suddenly made a witty comment.

[The Sick Monster]: "If I don't do my winter break homework, at most I'll get scolded by the teacher and feel bad for a day. But if I do my winter break homework, I'll feel bad for the whole holiday. So why should I do my winter break homework?"

Upon seeing this comment, Qin Yu was completely stunned.

For some reason, he suddenly felt that what was said made a lot of sense, and he couldn't refute it...

Just then, the phone rang suddenly from an unknown number.

He answered the phone, and a cute little girl's voice came through.

"Hello, is this Mr. Little Silkworm Potato?"

"Yes, I am. Who are you?"

"Hi, I'm an operations staff member from Tomato Novel Network."

Qin Yu frowned slightly.

"Speak properly to me, your voice is so harsh it almost made me throw up the leftovers from yesterday."

"Okay, big brother."

"Hey, it's like this. Our website has a New Year's update festival during the New Year period. Since your novel is extremely popular on our website, we'd like to invite you to participate in this event. What do you think, brother?"

Hearing the bold voice from the northwestern grasslands coming from the other end of the phone, Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly:

"Goodness, you should just keep it clamped down."

"Okay, honey."

"So what does this 'Explosive Update Festival' mean?"

"On the day of the event, you can leave a New Year's greeting on our website's message board. The more likes you receive, the more chapters will be updated on the day of the event, based on the ratio of one chapter for every 10,000 likes. We will also convert the number of likes into a bonus for you."

"Can I collect 'blades' instead of 'likes' likes?"

Qin Yu suddenly asked.

He felt that, given his current situation, collecting razor blades from readers would be easier than collecting likes.

Afterwards, Qin Yu chatted with the operations staff for a few more minutes to discuss the details of the event before hanging up the phone.

He will definitely participate in this event.

After all, it's a waste not to take this bonus.

As for the possibility of releasing multiple chapters at once, he wasn't worried at all.

After all, he had no other skills.

But its hydrological expertise is top-notch.

Just like how other ordinary authors might describe the sky getting dark with a simple word like "night falls,"

But he was different.

He wanted to write, 'The night is deep, a high moon hangs alone in the sky, radiating a soft, bright light, its curved shape seeming to reveal a playful smile to the world…'

Do you think this is over?

Do not,

He also wants to describe the stars.

The countless stars twinkled, illuminating the dark night and echoing the myriad lights of homes across the land, creating a scene of tranquility and peace.

Do you think this is over?

Do not,

He can also describe lotus ponds at night, weeping willows at night, and bustling traffic at night...

In short, whenever he wants the character "water," he'll go all out.

Qin Yu couldn't help but marvel at how his little brain was so clever.

Then, he opened the word processing software and started typing away.

After more than an hour,

Qin Yu wrote 4,000 words and clicked upload to update.

He stretched out a long yawn and let out a deep breath.

Meanwhile, Li Sisi had somehow appeared behind him, her two bright, watery eyes staring straight at him.

"What the hell?! What are you doing? Trying to scare me to death?"

Qin Yu was so frightened that he almost lost his soul.

"Did you write 'The Sky Breaks Through the Heroes'?" Li Sisi asked with a look of surprise.

"Hmm?" Qin Yu raised an eyebrow slightly: "You've read this book?"

"I've not just read it, I'm a huge fan!" Li Sisi's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Tell me quickly whether Xiao Huo fulfilled the three-year agreement and actually stormed Lanyun Mountain?"

Qin Yu waved his hand: "Don't ask. The truth is I don't have any drafts. Everything is improvised."

"What!?" Li Sisi looked incredulous, then instantly raised her fist, threatening fiercely:

"You brat, you better write properly. If you dare to leave it unfinished or abandon it altogether, I'll give you a hard time!"

Qin Yu shrank his neck and said:

"I have bad teeth, can I eat soft food?"

"???"