Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Just as the middle-aged woman and the girl were filming Qin Yu and preparing to upload the video to launch a cyberbullying attack, another couple suddenly walked over and came to the woman's side.

The seemingly well-mannered young man spoke politely to the older woman, saying:

"Auntie, we're together, but we didn't get tickets for the same seats. Could you switch with us? My seat is right behind yours."

Upon hearing this, the older woman waved her hand impatiently and said:

"No, I can't walk properly. Do you want to exhaust me by going back and forth like this?"

Upon hearing this, the boy's expression froze. He didn't know what to say, so he could only whisper "Sorry to bother you" to the older woman before leaving.

Seeing this, Qin Yu directly mocked in a sarcastic tone:

"Hey, ma'am, didn't you say you were going to be generous? How come your words and actions are different?"

Upon hearing this, the older woman retorted without changing her expression:

"I'm an elderly person, how can my body be the same as yours, a young man?"

Qin Yu was at a loss for words when faced with the woman's shamelessness.

He always thought he was pretty despicable.

But compared to these heavyweight contenders, they're nothing at all.

At that moment, options appeared before his eyes.

Option 1: Obey and apologize, then change seats. Completion Reward: Obtain the title 'Iron Tortoise', and gain 1,000 more female friends on WeChat.

Option 2: Sit directly on the man's lap for a threesome. Reward: A small amount of spiritual energy.

Option 3: Let these two pairs of scoundrels tear each other apart. Reward: 50 Strength Points.

Looking at the options before him, Qin Yu's eyes darted around, and a plan immediately came to mind.

With a slight thought, he opened the system shop, searched through it, and found the special item card [Cupid's Arrow].

[Cupid's Arrow]: Causes two creatures struck by Cupid's Arrow to fall in love briefly, lasting 30 seconds. (Note: This arrow effect only works on creatures with a Spirit value below 100.) Purchase requirement: 50 Role-Playing Points

This is it!

Qin Yu smiled coldly, then waved his hand and bought it directly.

Then, with a slight thought, he shot Cupid's arrow at the man and the old woman.

Instantly, the man and woman stopped their tirade against Qin Yu, their hearts skipping a beat as if they had missed a beat.

Immediately, as if by telepathy, they both turned their heads and looked at each other, their eyes filled with deep love, their pupils even seeming to turn into the shape of hearts, their hearts pounding with excitement.

It's love at first sight! I can't escape your gaze, my heart is inexplicably racing for you...

The two slowly approached each other, eventually embracing each other with happy expressions, and even sharing a French kiss!

(P.S.: Just in case some innocent friends don't know, a French kiss is when you kiss and stick your tongue out, making a lot of drooling noises.)

Suddenly, all the passengers in the carriage who had been watching the spectacle were dumbfounded.

The girl, in particular, stood there dumbfounded, completely stunned.

She rubbed her eyes in disbelief, thinking she was dreaming!

But she truly saw her boyfriend kissing that middle-aged woman with a mouthful of yellow teeth with a blissful expression!

At that moment, the girl's face turned bright red, and she felt her blood pressure soar to its peak.

She looked at the man with a mixture of shock and anger and demanded an answer:

"Chen Weiping, what are you doing?!"

However, the man simply ignored him, still immersed in his sweet embrace with the older woman.

Seeing the stunned crowd in the carriage, Qin Yu, not one to shy away from a good show, started jeering:

"What are you all standing there for? Hurry up and take out your phones to take pictures and videos, and upload them to WeChat Moments and Douyin! I guarantee you'll get tons of likes!"

Upon hearing this, the passengers in the carriage immediately realized what was happening and took out their phones to snap photos of the couple in their age-gap relationship.

The girl panicked when she saw this.

Her boyfriend was kissing a middle-aged woman. If her girlfriends saw this, wouldn't they laugh at her to death?

Her face was ashen, and she shouted anxiously to the people in the carriage:

"Please stop taking pictures! You're violating people's privacy and portrait rights!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu replied somewhat irritably:

"Then why didn't you say it was an invasion of my privacy and portrait rights when you took my picture?"

"How can that be the same? I was just simply documenting my own life and accidentally captured you in my shot."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu was speechless.

Good heavens, he really couldn't understand the fairy's unbelievable logic.

Seeing that her warnings had no effect on the others, the girl hurriedly went up to pull her boyfriend away, trying to separate the two of them.

But her boyfriend simply shoved her to the ground.

The girl was now so angry her face turned ashen, and she screamed in disbelief:

"How dare you push me???"

From childhood to adulthood, even her father dared not lay a finger on her, yet he dared to hit me?

The girl stood up angrily and used her fingernails, which were longer than those of a demon, to scratch her boyfriend's back, instantly leaving bloody marks.

Just then, Cupid's arrow ended, and the man and woman were abruptly jolted awake from their sweet and romantic moment, staring blankly at each other.

They were utterly dumbfounded, especially when they saw that their tongues were still intertwined.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!"

Instantly, a roaring scream, like the roar of a lioness, resounded throughout the entire carriage.

"You little bastard! How dare you take advantage of me?!"

"Oh, no? Auntie, don't try to frame me first! You're the one who took advantage of me!"

"Waaaaah, Chen Weiping, you bastard, how dare you hit me!?"

"Huh!? Xiaoli, how could I?!"

"Asshole!"

"Bang Bang Bang!!!"

"Clap clap clap!!!"

At this moment, the three of them were arguing heatedly, their necks red, and they were even wrestling fiercely, turning the entire carriage into complete chaos.

Qin Yu, keeping his achievements hidden, sat back down in his seat, took out a bag of melon seeds, and began to happily watch the spectacle unfold before him.

Tsk tsk, of all people to mess with, they dare to mess with me, the tyrant of Jiangnan?

It's like an old man eating poison; he's tired of living.

……

……

P.S.: "Did you even look at your own winter break homework?"

"Looked."

"how do you feel?"

"I removed most of the paper from my winter break homework, keeping only a portion. I felt that only by keeping this portion could people know that this was my winter break homework."

Did you remove it on purpose?

"It was intentional."

"OK, then you can go stand outside."

"Teacher, why?"

"You fucking tell me why? You tore out all the pages with questions from your winter break homework, leaving only a few pages of the table of contents and the page with your name on it!!!"