Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"By the way, it seems your wife was... you know... taken advantage of by that traitor..."

Upon hearing this, Cero was taken aback;

"I have 108 wives, which one are you talking about?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's lips twitched violently.

Good heavens, 108 wives?!

What's wrong? Are you planning to start a rebellion on Liangshan Mountain?

"That's the one who's known as the most handsome goblin in your tribe."

Upon hearing this, Cero trembled violently, saying in disbelief:

"You mean the cicada sable?"

"Do not!!!"

Cerro's eyes widened in fury, his face filled with grief and indignation.

"Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is howling..."

Upon hearing the sudden singing, everyone turned to look at Mao Zedong with strange expressions.

"Old Mao, why are you suddenly speaking up?"

Old Mao chuckled and scratched his head: "I just thought this song was quite fitting for the occasion, hehe."

Everyone: "..."

Good heavens, everyone laughs at Yuan Hua, yet everyone is Yuan Hua.

He is everywhere.

Afterwards, the group took Cero and set off again, returning to the Taro tribe.

Although Cero was seriously injured, it still rode proudly on its big black horse, displaying the majesty of its patriarch.

Its sharp, hawk-like eyes stared straight ahead, and a majestic and awe-inspiring aura spread outwards.

It took a deep breath and spoke in a low, authoritative tone:

"This time, I will take back everything that is rightfully mine!"

Snap!

Just then, a clump of bird droppings dripped into its mouth.

"..."

The situation became slightly awkward.

Everyone around quickly covered their mouths to prevent laughter from coming out.

Qin Yu also covered his mouth and chuckled:

"Don't worry, Cero. We're all professionally trained. No matter how funny something is, we won't laugh."

However, Cero looked puzzled upon hearing this:

"Laugh, why are you laughing?"

With that, Cero swallowed the bird droppings smoothly, exclaiming with a look of pure satisfaction:

"Ah, the taste of nature, a long-lost delicacy~~~"

"???"

The onlookers were all dumbfounded.

"Holy crap!? Wolf Slayer!!!"

At this moment, Qin Yu fell silent.

He thought he was invincible in the culinary world, but he never expected that there would be a creature even more ferocious than him!

Seeing Cero's blissful expression, Qin Yu felt a surge of curiosity.

Is bird droppings really that delicious?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but stick out his tongue, wanting to give it a try.

He has always been very bold when it comes to food.

In ancient times, Shennong tasted hundreds of herbs; now, Qin Yu tasted bird droppings!

For the advancement of Da Xia's culinary scene, let's give it our all!

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but look at the birds circling overhead, pointing to their rear ends and then to his own tongue.

The birds circling overhead were stunned by what they saw.

What does this guy want to do?

Looks like they want to taste their poop?

They've been throwing feces from high-rise buildings for over a decade, but this is the first time they've encountered such a strange request.

The birds all shook their heads with amusement.

The forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds.

Immediately, they all stuck out their rear ends and aimed at Qin Yu's outstretched tongue.

then……

"Puff puff!!!"

Several clumps of bird droppings shot out from their rear ends, heading straight for Qin Yu's tongue.

The others were completely stunned by Qin Yu's actions.

Could this be bird droppings on the tip of your tongue?!

Just a second later, the bird droppings were inches away from Qin Yu's tongue, and Qin Yu could even smell the fishy, ​​pungent odor emanating from them.

At that moment, Qin Yu finally backed down and quickly withdrew his tongue.

Such a radical attempt is still too avant-garde for him at present.

Then, these bird droppings fell onto the head of Xiao Hei, the big black horse Qin Yu was riding.

Xiao Hei: "..."

Politeness, isn't it?

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat Qin Yu, Xiao Hei would have at least given his maternal relatives a piece of his mind right now.

Then, Qin Yu couldn't help but look at a bottle of Cerro and asked with a curious expression:

"Brother Cero, is bird droppings delicious?"

Upon hearing this, Cero smiled slightly, his expression enigmatic, and said:

"Some things are delicious if you think they are delicious."

"Speak like a normal person."

"This is awful, like a lump of thick shit!"

Qin Yu was stunned.

"Then why are you enjoying yourself so much?"

Cero smiled and shook his head with his finger:

"Young man, you're getting young, aren't you? Have you ever heard the saying, 'Elegance never goes out of style'?"

"No matter what predicament we are in, we must maintain the utmost elegance and grace. This is the only way to become a strong person."

"Oh~ So die ga~~~" Qin Yu suddenly realized.

He underestimated the situation this time.

He was only in the first layer, while Cero was in the atmosphere!

"Captain, can you understand what they're saying? They seem to be having a very pleasant conversation?" Huang Qiang asked curiously.

“I don’t know,” Yang Kang shook his head, “but judging from their serious expressions, they must be talking about some very profound topics.”

Huang Qiang nodded in agreement, and couldn't help but sigh:

"It's truly a case of the new generation surpassing the old, each wave stronger than the last."

"Kids these days are much more capable than we were back then."

Yang Kang smiled, shook his head, and patted him on the shoulder:

"No, Lao Huang, you're being too modest."

"At least when it comes to peeping at widows bathing, no one can beat you."

Upon hearing this, Huang Qiang's lips twitched violently, and he quickly covered the man's mouth:

"Captain, no, dear father, please, don't bring up those silly things you did as a child!"

"Mmm." Yang Kang nodded with a smile.

"Captain, Lao Huang, what are you guys talking about? Why are you laughing so happily?" The other teammates came over and asked with curious expressions.

Yang Kang shook his head: "Don't ask me, I won't tell you."

"why?"

"Because Lao Huang doesn't want me to tell you about how he used to peep at widows taking baths when he was a kid, and even stole their underwear to do bad things."

Everyone:? ? ?

Huang Qiang: "..."