Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Seeing Qin Yu pull out so much delicious food in an instant, everyone suddenly felt that their instant noodles didn't taste so good anymore.

Yang Kang, in particular, looked at the bowl of pickled cabbage in his left hand and the bowl of chicken stew with mushrooms in his right, and suddenly felt utterly bored.

Qin Yu said with a smile:

"Please feel free to take whatever you want to eat."

Upon hearing this, everyone's eyes lit up and their expressions became excited.

"Little Qin, you're simply my god!!!"

"Xiao Qin, YYDS!"

"I hereby declare that from this moment forward, Xiao Qin is my father!"

"Um???"

"Pah! What I mean is, I am Xiao Qin's son!"

"Um???"

"Pah, what I mean is... screw it, Qin is my daddy now, do whatever you want!"

"666!!!"

Everyone looked excited and crowded around, ready to share the food.

However, at that moment, Qin Yu suddenly spoke with a mischievous grin:

"Of course, I believe my Uncle Yang would never crave such rich and fatty foods."

"After all, he said that no meat or fish dish is as delicious as compressed dry food, and instant noodles are the most delicious."

Upon hearing this, the others immediately realized what was happening and grinned mischievously.

"Yeah, Captain, didn't you say instant noodles are the best? Then you don't need to eat any of these, since you don't even like them. Just eat more instant noodles, hahaha."

Upon hearing this, Yang Kang's outstretched hand, which was about to grab the roast chicken, froze in mid-air. He was filled with regret and wished he could slap himself twice.

Why do you have to be so pathetic? Why say something like that?!

Although he has a thick skin, he's not thick enough to repeatedly act like a scoundrel.

Thinking of this, he withdrew his hand from the roast chicken and instead went to get a cup of instant noodles.

"Who said I was going to take these? I just didn't get enough instant noodles and was planning to eat another cup."

Yang Kang said with a righteous and awe-inspiring expression:

"To be honest, I really don't like eating all this meat and fish. It's too greasy. Instant noodles are much better."

"Oh? Really? Captain, but doesn't this roast chicken look tempting?"

Liu Dapao picked up a chicken leg, grinned mischievously, and waved it in front of Yang Kang.

Yang Kang's lips twitched suddenly, and he swallowed hard, but he still pointed to the sky and forced himself to say:

"I, Yang, would rather starve to death here, or jump off a cliff than eat this stuff!"

"The captain has great backbone!"

Everyone burst into laughter and applauded, then sat down together and began to enjoy the roast chicken.

Yang Kang was left all alone, eating chicken and mushroom flavored instant noodles.

Yang Kang could only console himself that eating chicken and mushroom flavored instant noodles was the same as eating roast chicken.

Then, five minutes later…

Yang Kang took a roasted chicken leg and ate it with great relish, his mouth greasy and his face full of happiness.

While eating, he muttered to himself:

"Wow, it smells so good!"

Huang Qiang, standing to the side, laughed heartily.

Yang was furious. He suddenly pointed to the sky and said: "Even if I, Yang, suffer from hunger and die in the wilderness, or fall into a deep abyss, I will never eat you lowly scoundrels!"

"However, after a moment, Mr. Yang suddenly held a roast chicken in his hand, looking very pleased, and said with a smile: 'Hey, it smells delicious!'"

"Hahaha!!!"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Only Yang Kang seemed oblivious, happily munching on the roast chicken.

……

The night passed quietly like that.

The group continued their journey the next day.

After walking for about two and a half hours, the group finally passed through the dense forest and arrived at a vast grassland.

In the distance, the outline of a village could be faintly seen.

"That must be the Diga tribe."

Huang Qiang glanced at the map and smiled.

Upon hearing this, the others also smiled.

In any case, they finally arrived at their destination safely.

At that moment, Qin Yu suddenly asked:

"Actually, I've always had a question: why is this tribe called the Diga tribe?"

Everyone was taken aback upon hearing this, as they had never considered this question before.

Huang Qiang, the most knowledgeable member of the team, explained with a smile:

"I told you to read more books, but you wouldn't listen."

"Let me tell you, because this grassland is called Diga Grassland, the tribe located on this grassland is called Diga Tribe."

Upon hearing this, everyone suddenly realized what was going on.

However, Qin Yu continued to ask curiously:

"Then why is this grassland called Diga Grassland?"

"This……"

Huang Qiang frowned slightly, as if he was thinking:

"I think there's a river here called the Tiga River."

"Then why is this river called the Tiga River?"

Huang Qiang: "..."

He remained silent when asked.

"Alright, let's cut to the chase and get going."

Yang Kang said with a smile.

After traveling for another half hour, the group finally arrived at the Diga tribe.

At the entrance to the tribe, several goblin soldiers wielding spears were patrolling.

Upon seeing Yang Kang and his group, they immediately surrounded them with wary expressions, making strange, incoherent noises.

"Gibberish?" (Who is this person, and what brings them here?)

Yang Kang and his group did not understand Goblin language, so they could only look to Qin Yu.

"Xiao Qin, what did they say?"

Qin Yu stroked his chin, pondering for a moment.

The other person was speaking too fast; he didn't understand everything.

However, he could still guess the general meaning.

Thinking of this, he then began to explain:

"Are they asking us what we little punks are doing here?"

Upon hearing this, Yang Kang and his group frowned slightly.

Calling someone a "little scoundrel" right off the bat is a rather unfriendly attitude.

“Tell them that we have come to carry out a mission assigned to us by a centurion named ‘Kara’.”

Qin Yu nodded, then looked at the goblin soldier in front of him and said:

"Jiligulu, Jiligulu..."

(Stop your nonsense. It was one of your centurions named "Kara" who invited us.)

Upon hearing this, the goblin soldiers' expressions turned extremely hostile.

The attitude of this group of humans is truly extremely arrogant and rude!

But since the other party was a guest invited by Lord Kara, they couldn't say much, and could only suppress their anger, speaking in a somewhat cold tone:

"Gibberish, gibberish..."

(Humans, watch your mouths! Although our Diga tribe has formed an alliance with you humans, it doesn't mean you can treat us so rudely.)

Qin Yu's brows suddenly furrowed.

It wasn't for any other reason, but rather because the other person spoke so fast and rattled off a whole bunch of things that he only understood a few words.

"Human, mouth, clean, Diga, friendly, rude."

These are six of the words he understood.

He had to guess what the other person meant just from those six words...

Goodness, this is almost like doing the English listening comprehension section of the college entrance exam.

……

P.S.: Chinese New Year is almost here, so I'd like to wish all you handsome guys a Happy New Year in advance! *clap clap*