Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Holy crap!?"

Qin Yu was terrified out of his wits, but there was nothing he could do.

The scenes he had experienced in the previous eighteen years were now flashing through his mind like a revolving lantern.

I never imagined he would die so easily.

He's disgraced the army of time travelers!

"Sigh, so be it. Looking back on my life, I've bullied classmates, flirted with girls, and made teachers cry. I have no regrets in this life."

Qin Yu closed his eyes, opened his arms, and calmly faced his impending death.

Buzz! ! !

The terrifying swarm of poisonous bees instantly engulfed and submerged Qin Yu.

However, something magical happened.

These poisonous shadow bees swept past Qin Yu's body, not daring to get any closer to him, as if they had encountered the thing they hated most in their lives, and wanted to avoid it at all costs.

"Ok?"

Feeling that his body was fine and he was not missing any limbs, Qin Yu opened his eyes somewhat blankly.

Looking at this spectacular sight, he couldn't help but gasp.

"Hiss!~~~"

"Is this what they call the protagonist's halo?"

Yang Kang and his entourage behind them were also dumbfounded.

They thought Qin Yu was surely dead, but to their utter surprise, the swarm of poisonous bees didn't bite him at all.

"What kind of monster is this!?"

Everyone looked at each other, speechless with shock.

“Puff!!!”

Just then, Qin Yu let out another foul-smelling fart.

This caused the Shadow Bees to retreat even further.

Qin Yu was stunned by what he saw.

Could it be that the Shadow Bee hates bad smells?

Thinking of this, he quickly stuffed countless croton seeds into his mouth again.

Then, another series of smelly farts rang out.

"Puff puff~~~Puff puff puff~~~~Puff puff puff~~~~"

This fart was louder, farther, and smellier than ever before!

Even Yang Kang and his group, who were hundreds of meters away, could smell it.

"Damn it, Liu Dapao, did you take your shoes off again? They smell awful!" Mao Zedong quickly covered his nose and cursed loudly.

"Get the hell out of here! I bet you didn't brush your teeth today, your breath stinks!"

"No, it's Qin Yu talking nonsense!"

Yang Kang stared intently ahead, his expression somewhat excited.

At this moment, he also noticed something unusual.

Because he saw that when Qin Yu kept farting, the swarm of poisonous shadow bees suddenly became disordered and moved further away from Qin Yu!

Seeing this scene, Qin Yu's eyes lit up.

This completely proved that his guess was correct.

Thinking of this, he quickly called out to Yang Kang and his group:

"The Shadow Bees hate stench the most. Stay where you are and don't move. I'm coming over there!"

With that, he ran towards Yang Kang and his group.

As expected, wherever Qin Yu went, the swarm of poisonous shadow bees avoided him at all costs!

Seeing this, Yang Kang and his group were all excited, feeling thrilled and elated at having escaped death.

"Great, we're saved!"

The group stood embracing each other, weeping with joy.

However, before they could be happy for long, a nauseating stench assaulted their nostrils, making them feel as if they were seeing their great-grandmother for a moment.

Qin Yu, accompanied by a stench, arrived beside the group.

At that moment, everyone hurriedly covered their noses, their faces contorted in pain, feeling as if their souls had been severely defiled.

This smells absolutely awful!

How can I describe this stench?

It's like putting a few hairy stinky tofu pieces in a stinky sock that's been sitting for a hundred years, with a fishy green, sour, and smelly liquid lying on top!

Let alone a swarm of poisonous bees, any normal creature would avoid it!

Yang Kang, trembling all over, staggered to Qin Yu's side, gently patted his shoulder, and said in an extremely hoarse voice:

"Little Qin, well done, great job, ugh!!!"

Because they were so close, Yang Kang was so overwhelmed by the stench that he vomited up everything he had eaten the night before.

Finally, the swarm of poisonous bees swept past the group and headed straight for the distance.

Of those who remained, only Qin Yu was still standing; the rest were lying sprawled on the ground, unconscious.

Only Yang Kang, with his tenacious willpower, retained a last shred of consciousness.

"Pfft!"

However, Qin Yu's next fart was like the last straw that broke the camel's back, knocking Yang Kang unconscious as well.

Looking at the unconscious crowd, Qin Yu scratched his head in confusion.

"That's strange, is it really that smelly? I don't think it smells bad at all. Is this what they call the 'smelly fart law'?"

(The "Fart Law": This states that you can't smell how smelly your own fart is.)

……

After an unknown amount of time, Yang Kang and his group slowly woke up, but their faces were still extremely pale.

This biological attack has truly dealt them a heavy blow.

Fortunately, the stench had dissipated by then, preventing them from suffering a second blow.

Yang Kang slowly stood up, looking shaken, and walked to Qin Yu's side, patting him heavily on the shoulder.

"Xiao Qin, you are a great benefactor to our entire team."

The others also looked at Qin Yu with gratitude.

Regardless, Qin Yu truly saved their entire team's lives this time.

Qin Yu waved his hand dismissively: "Saying this or that is superfluous. For me, this is just a piece of cake."

"I've only used one-tenth of my power. I haven't even used my ultimate move, General Yu's Flying Kick, yet."

"Otherwise, I could easily pick out all the bee lines from these little karami."

Everyone: "..."

This kid's shamelessness has been consistent from beginning to end.

Also, what the heck is "bee line"? It's more like shrimp line...

……

P.S.: Great Xia cannot be without General You, just as the West cannot be without Jerusalem! —McAars