Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

After Chen Feng and his group left, the way Yang Kang and the others looked at Qin Yu changed.

I initially thought this kid was just an ordinary high school student.

But now that I see it, this person's background is probably quite impressive.

"Little Qin, what does your family do?"

Yang Kang asked with some curiosity.

Qin Yu said without changing his expression, "It's just normal work. My family is just a simple, ordinary family."

Upon hearing this, everyone's lips curled slightly.

Ordinary family?

You're kidding me.

However, the others wisely refrained from asking further questions, focusing instead on Qin Yu's safety.

After all, if something were to happen to this kid, they would probably be in deep trouble.

Eh?

wrong.

If something happens to this kid, then they'll definitely have something happen to them too, unless something else happens to them.

What's there to fear about retaliation? They're all long gone.

Thinking of this, everyone felt relieved.

Let's keep eating, drinking, and having fun!

After the group had eaten and drunk their fill, they returned to the hotel to rest.

After all, we'll be entering the secret realm of another world tomorrow, so we need to conserve our energy.

Back in the room, Leng Feng looked at Qin Yu and asked:

"Will you shower first or should I shower first?"

"How about... we go together?"

Leng Feng: ? ? ?

"Hey, just kidding, Uncle Leng, you go ahead and take a shower." Qin Yu waved his hand with a smile.

"it is good."

Leng Feng nodded, then took a bar of soap and went into the bathroom.

Snap!

Because the soap was too slippery, Leng Feng lost his grip and it suddenly fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Qin Yu quickly came up behind Leng Feng and reminded him with a strange smile:

"Uncle Leng, you dropped your soap."

Leng Feng felt a slight tightening in his anus, and his forehead was covered in black lines as he said:

"I'm not blind, I can see."

As he spoke, he quickly picked up the soap that had fallen on the floor and slammed the bathroom door shut.

Qin Yu shook his head with a strange smile, went back to bed, and took out his phone.

"I didn't go to school today, and I don't know if my two sons miss me."

Qin Yu opened the WeChat group for the "Tiger, Leopard and Wolf Brothers".

[Yu Sang]: "I, the top dog of Jiangnan No. 1 High School, didn't go to school today. Is there any trouble at school?"

[Emperor Mao]: "Everything is peaceful and well."

[Yu Sang]: "That's great, then I can rest assured."

[Emperor Mao]: "I think you've misunderstood. It's precisely because you weren't there that nothing went wrong at school."

[Yu Sang]: "What are you saying! I want to see my lawyer! Thick-browed brat, you be the judge."

[Yu Sang] patted [Azure Beast]'s hot chest and exclaimed, "This is youth!"

[Azure Beast]: "I'm eating snow."

[Yusang]: "???"

[Emperor Mao]: "???"

[Yu Sang]: "Are you saying that Homo Eats Snow Han?"

[Emperor Mao] "Waaah, Little Ke, no! Humans can't, or at least shouldn't!"

【Azure Beast】: "What are you all talking about? I don't understand a word you're saying!"

Then, Li Xiaoke sent a picture.

The image shows him standing in a vast expanse of white snow, looking up at the sky with his mouth slightly open, eating the snowflakes falling from the sky.

Upon seeing this, Qin Yu and Liu Damao instantly realized what was going on.

Arena!

So what you mean by "eating snow" really is eating snow!

They thought they were engaging in some kind of shady behavior...

[Yu Sang]: "Hey thick-browed kid, what's gotten into you all of a sudden, eating snow?"

【Azure Beast】: "I encountered something that is extremely troubling me today, and I need to use the cold snowflakes to calm myself down."

[Emperor Mao]: "What is it?"

[Azure Beast]: "You guys know Mao Xiaofang, right?"

[Yu Sang]: "36D Class Beauty of Class 3?"

【Azure Beast】: "Yes, it's her. She wrote me a love letter today and confessed her feelings, but I don't know if I should say yes. What do you guys think?"

[Emperor Mao]: "???"

Qin Yu looked at the message on the screen, sighed helplessly, and then replied.

"You may play along with your friends, but don't play along with your true feelings. If friends believe you, it's fine; just laugh it off. I hope you wipe away your tears after speaking, but don't let them fall on the screen. If your words are true, they can comfort you; if you believe them, then there's nothing wrong with it. Don't take your words for granted. Even if your friends believe you, it's okay if they deceive you; just laugh it off. If it's not a friend who hurts you, wipe away your tears and ask yourself: if they're not your friend, who else would believe your words?"

[Azure Beast]: "Why don't you all believe me? It's true!"

Then, Li Xiaoke sent another picture.

The above is a love letter, and it really was written by Mao Xiaofang to Li Xiaoke!

Qin Yu and Liu Damao were both stunned when they saw it.

No, what makes this kid so special?

The two were so envious and jealous that they almost ground their back teeth to powder.

Qin Yu quickly replied on the screen:

"Brother, take my advice and reject her immediately. If you have no woman in your heart, you'll be as swift as a god when you draw your sword!"

[Emperor Mao]: "That's right. Women will only hinder us from reaching the pinnacle of strength. Don't let them disturb your Dao heart!"

【Azure Beast】: "Well... okay, I'll call her now and reject her."

Qin Yu and Liu Damao both breathed a sigh of relief upon seeing this.

now it's right.

It's not that they don't want to see their brothers doing well, it's just that they don't want their brothers to do better than them.

How did you say that?

I'm afraid my brother will suffer, and I'm also afraid he'll drive a Land Rover.

They don't have partners yet, so naturally Li Xiaoke can't have one either.

Qin Yu put down his phone with a helpless expression and let out a long, sorrowful sigh.

She didn't know what was so good about the boy with thick eyebrows that she could get; someone confessed to him, but no one confessed to her.

This is absolutely outrageous!

Drip!

Just then, his phone beeped with a WeChat notification; it was from Lin Qingxue.

"You didn't come to school today. Did you go to the secret realm of another world? Did you encounter any danger?"

"No, I'm feeling emo right now."

Why is it emo?

Qin Yu was about to reply when he saw that his phone showed it was already midnight, the time for NetEase Cloud Music.

"By the way, let me tell you a little story."

"what story?"

"Once upon a time, there was a quail. While other quails laid eggs during the day, it was the only one that laid eggs at night, so everyone called it the night quail egg."

"Late-season quail eggs? What does that mean?"

"It just means goodnight, you idiot."

"Alright, I'm not talking to you anymore. It's time to eat people alive. I'm sorry, bye-bye."

Then, Qin Yu decisively opened NetEase Cloud Music and commented under a popular love song:

"Everyone says that love can overcome distance, but my relationship with her was long-distance for seven years. I gave her my entire youth, but in the end, it couldn't withstand someone else holding an umbrella for her on a rainy day."

This comment instantly garnered hundreds of likes, and countless netizens were deeply moved by it, leaving their own comments below.

"Brother, don't be sad. I was in a long-distance relationship with her for three years, and I still got cheated on in the end."

"Sigh, we're in the same boat. I was cheated on and broke up with her half a year ago. Ironically, the iPhone 18 I bought for her was on installment, and I still haven't finished paying it off. Haha."

"Why are we always the ones who get hurt? Is there really no future in long-distance relationships? 〒▽〒"

"..."

At this moment, the comment section under Qin Yu's post had turned into a venting session, with netizens from all walks of life writing down their tragic long-distance love stories.

Seeing this, Qin Yu felt a pang of sadness for them, and then replied again:

"No way, no way, I was just making this up for fun, you guys aren't serious, are you? That would be so pitiful." (Attached: a meme of someone covering their mouth and chuckling)

Everyone:? ? ?

Good grief, we're not human, but you're a real dog!!!