Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Liu Damao looked at Qin Yu beside him and asked in a low voice:

"Old Qin, how about we play for a while?"

Qin Yu thought for a moment, then nodded somewhat reluctantly:

"Alright, let's play for a little while then."

Then, he looked at the proprietress, waved his hand generously, and said:

"Boss lady, bring us your best stuff, I'm loaded!"

"Okay!" The proprietress's face immediately lit up with a bright smile, like a chrysanthemum in full bloom.

"Oh, by the way, we were recommended by Brother Xifa, remember to give us a discount."

"Ma Xifa?"

The proprietress's smile vanished instantly: "You two were recommended by that good-for-nothing Ma Xifa?"

Qin Yu and Liu Damao were both stunned.

what's the situation?

Qin Yu reacted quickly and shook his head, saying:

"Who is Ma Xifa? I don't know him, I don't know him."

Liu Damao also shook his head.

The proprietress gave a cold laugh and silently took out a voice recorder from her pocket.

"Oh, by the way, we were recommended by Brother Xifa, remember to give us a discount."

Qin Yu & Liu Damao: "..."

What? This thing even has a personal recording function? Holy crap!

Is it so outrageous?

The proprietress sneered:

"Since you two know Ma Xifa, then pay off the debt that this bastard owes our store."

Qin Yu's lips twitched suddenly.

He said that before he left, Ma Xifa said that mentioning his name would break their bones. It turns out that he really meant it literally, that he would break their bones!

Of course, it's impossible to pay back his money.

Qin Yu and Liu Damao both shook their heads decisively.

"Heh, you're not going to pay me back, are you?"

The proprietress clapped her hands with a cold laugh: "Close the door, unleash the dogs!"

As soon as he finished speaking, an iron gate slammed shut on the shop's door.

At the same time, a Tibetan mastiff, as big as a lion, suddenly rushed out of the yard and bared its fierce claws at Qin Yu and Liu Damao!

"Woof woof woof woof!!!!"

"Either pay back the money, or you two will become its dog food!" the proprietress threatened menacingly.

Qin Yu and Liu Damao were dumbfounded when they saw the scene before them.

Neck Mom!

This plot is just too ridiculous!

Just then, options appeared before Qin Yu's eyes.

Option 1: Obey and repay the money for Ma Xifa. Completion Reward: Obtain the title 'Great Vengeful Spirit'.

[Option Two: Swear not to repay the money and fight against evil forces to the end! Completion Reward: A small amount of spiritual energy]

[Option 3: Win over Dog Brother. After all, dogs are man's best friend; try to avoid violence if possible. Reward: Large amount of Spirit Power]

Looking at the three options in front of him, Qin Yu's eyes darted around, and a plan immediately came to mind.

With a slight thought, he opened the system shop, found the page selling Goblin Language Proficiency Cards, and then spent 50 role points to buy the Dog Language Beginner Proficiency Card.

After all, there's already a goblin language, so it's only natural that there's a dog language too.

"Use the Dog Language Beginner Proficiency Card."

He silently recited it to himself, and then Qin Yu felt a surge of strange and unusual knowledge flood into his mind.

"So this is how dogs communicate. It's really amazing."

Qin Yu thought to himself, and then saw the Tibetan Mastiff across from him barking loudly. He immediately understood what it was barking.

"Damn it, I'm so tired. I just want to go back to bed and sleep."

"That bitch is really mean. She feeds me dog food that even cats wouldn't eat every day, and makes me do chores and scare people every day. She doesn't respect me at all."

"Oh right, I remember there's a big bone left over from yesterday in the kitchen. I'll lick it when I get back."

"..."

Qin Yu was taken aback by the Tibetan Mastiff's complaints, which sounded like those of a wronged woman.

He thought that when Dog Bro kept barking at him, he was actually barking at him like a dog. Turns out, Dog Bro had been saying those things all along?

Qin Yu shook his head, somewhat amused and exasperated, then opened his mouth and spoke to the Tibetan Mastiff:

"Woof woof woof!" (Hey dog, I need to talk to you about something.)

Everyone was taken aback when they saw Qin Yu suddenly bark like a dog.

The large Tibetan Mastiff, in particular, looked at Qin Yu with a completely bewildered expression and barked twice.

"You understand dog language?"

Qin Yu smiled and said, "I know a little bit."

"Brother Dog, it seems this family isn't treating you very well. You've lost weight."

Upon hearing this, Dog Brother sighed helplessly, "There's nothing we can do. A dog under the eaves has no choice but to bow its head."

"Hey, Dog Bro, you piss all over that stinky old woman next to you, and I'll buy her a big bone, the kind with meat on it!"

Dog Brother rolled his eyes at Qin Yu: "You're kidding me. I'm not stupid. I can tell the difference between one meal full and every meal full."

Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly.

Goodness, are dogs this smart now?

Having considered this, he had no choice but to raise the stakes again:

"Okay, I'll give you two more big bones, and I'll also introduce you to a female dog, the really pretty kind."

Upon hearing this, Dog Bro immediately burst into laughter, wagging his tail repeatedly.

"You're a good kid, Dog Bro has high hopes for you."

Everyone present was dumbfounded as they watched Qin Yu and the Tibetan Mastiff barking at each other incessantly.

They could understand the Tibetan Mastiff's barking, since it was its native language.

But what's with you barking like a dog?

And it seems like he's having a pretty good chat with the Tibetan Mastiff?

Is this also your native language?