Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Looking at the two options in front of him, Qin Yu couldn't help but smile disdainfully.

I, Qin, have always been an upright and honorable person. How could I possibly do such a despicable and vile thing?

That's a gross underestimation of his character!

Qin Yu put his hands behind his back, gave a haughty snort, and then swaggered to sit down in the interviewer's seat.

"Everyone's here pretty early today, is there any traffic on the road?"

Many interviewees were taken aback when they heard this, but when they saw Qin Yu sitting so calmly in the interviewer's seat, they immediately realized that the interviewer had arrived.

Thinking of this, everyone nodded with respectful smiles and greeted him.

"No traffic jams, no traffic jams, the leaders have worked hard too."

"Hmm." Qin Yu nodded with a leader's air.

"Now that everyone is here, let's get straight to the point and begin the interview."

He then greeted the first interviewee.

The first interviewee was a male college student wearing a suit and tie. When he saw Qin Yu, he smiled respectfully and bowed.

"Hello, interviewer. My name is Chen Ming. It's a pleasure to meet you."

"How happy are you?" Qin Yu asked directly.

Chen Ming's smile froze for a moment: "Uh, I'm just happy that her mom opened the door for me, I'm so happy to be home!"

Qin Yu said indifferently, "Oh, you're celebrating too soon."

Chen Ming stumbled and gave an awkward, dry laugh.

"Ha, haha, you're so funny, interviewer."

Qin Yu waved his hand dismissively: "Introduce yourself."

Chen Ming nodded, then presented a resume and several certificates with both hands:

"I am a student at Jiangnan University of Foreign Languages, majoring in Goblin. I have excellent grades and have been awarded the title of Outstanding Class Leader many times. This is my advanced Goblin certificate and some other awards I received at school."

Qin Yu took the resume and certificates, glanced at them casually, and nodded calmly.

"I understand. Go back and wait for further instructions."

Chen Ming was stunned for a moment: "Huh? That's it?"

Qin Yu looked at him with a strange expression:

"Otherwise what? Are you going to perform a song, dance, rap, and basketball routine that you've been practicing for two and a half years?"

Chen Ming was speechless and unable to utter a word.

"Next person."

"Hello, interviewer, my name is Li Hong."

"Who is Li Hua to you?"

"???"

Li Hong was completely stumped by the question.

What kind of ridiculous question is this?!

Qin Yu sighed:

"If you can't even answer such a simple question, you don't need to wait for further notice; you're eliminated immediately."

Li Hong was so angry she laughed.

He immediately gave Qin Yu a friendly gesture.

"Fuck you! May your and your company's development be as 'ox-and-horse' as the question you asked!"

After saying that, Li Hong stormed off without looking back.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to turn back and spit.

"Pah! What is that?!"

Qin Yu shook his head helplessly;

"Young people like you are still too impatient."

"Next person."

Having learned from the mistakes of the first two interviewees, the third interviewee was clearly well-prepared.

As soon as he came up, before Qin Yu could even ask a question, he launched into a rapid-fire monologue, rattling off all his basic information and advantages without giving Qin Yu any chance to interrupt.

Qin Yu looked the other person up and down: "You say you are fluent in Goblin language?"

The man nodded proudly: "Yes, interviewer, I have obtained the Goblin Language Master Level Certificate. In the entire Great Xia, there are fewer than 10,000 people who have obtained this certificate."

"Then I'll test you with a passage, and you can translate it for me?"

"Take the test as you like, I'll admit defeat if you don't pass!" The man patted his chest confidently.

"Oh, then listen carefully, here's what I asked you to translate."

"A lama came from the south, carrying five catties of flounder. A mute came from the north, with a trumpet at his waist. The lama from the south wanted to exchange the flounder for the trumpet from the mute in the north... It's unclear whether the lama carrying the flounder hit the mute with a few flounders, or the mute with the trumpet hit the lama carrying the flounder with a few trumpets."