Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Time passed day by day, and soon it was December.

Jiangnan City finally welcomed its first snowfall of the year.

This reminded Qin Yu of a song lyric.

The first snow of 3022 came later than usual.

These days, through Qin Yu's persistent slacking off—oops, I mean, cultivation—his realm has risen another level, advancing him to a three-star martial artist.

"Ding! Congratulations! Your novel has surpassed 5000 million reads!"

"Reward: You can randomly select any skill or move from your novel."

Hearing the system notification in his ear, Qin Yu couldn't help but feel delighted.

Can he extract skills from "Breaking Through the Sky"?

With this thought in mind, he began to extract.

"Ding! Successful draw, skill obtained: Wrathful Buddha Fire Lotus!"

【Wrathful Buddha's Fiery Lotus】: This skill's power is comparable to a small nuclear bomb. Using it once will consume almost all of your mental energy, so please use it with caution. (Note: The power of this skill will increase as your mental strength increases.)

Looking at the skill descriptions in front of him, Qin Yu couldn't help but gasp.

"Power comparable to a nuclear bomb!? That's terrifying!"

Overwhelmed with emotion, a blazing flame appeared in Qin Yu's hand, radiating a terrifying energy that sent chills down one's spine!

Qin Yu was so frightened that he quickly put the flame back.

If this guy accidentally blows up his own house, that would be a real disaster.

After that, Qin Yu stopped thinking about it and took out a mid-grade spirit stone to continue cultivating.

However, Qin Yu was forced to stop cultivating after less than two hours.

The reason is simple: we've run out of mid-grade spirit stones.

Qin Yu couldn't help but sigh helplessly.

This thing works well, but it's really not durable.

It's only been a short time, and it's already used up.

As the old saying goes, a wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat, while a dog travels a thousand miles to eat excrement!

For Qin Yu, this proud lone wolf, mid-grade spirit stones are like meat.

Without it, it would be absolutely impossible.

With that in mind, Qin Yu decided to extort another sum of money from his grandfather.

He dialed his grandfather's number directly.

"Hey, Grandpa."

"Oh, it's Xiaoyu. What's up? Tell me quickly, Grandpa's busy right now."

"It's like this, I've run out of mid-grade spirit stones, Grandpa, do you think you..."

"Beep beep..."

Before Qin Yu could finish speaking, the other party hung up the phone.

Qin Yu: "..."

He couldn't help but shake his head helplessly.

It seems we have to resort to our last resort.

Thinking of this, he directly opened the WeChat group 【Interference and Harassment as a Family】.

The most recent message was one that my grandmother forwarded from a public WeChat account.

[Three sentences that made a man spend 18 yuan on me!]

Then, I tagged him in the comments, reminding him not to be fooled by bad women.

To this, all he could say was,

Grandma still doesn't understand her grandson at all.

He's the kind of person who can be deceived sexually and emotionally.

But it's absolutely impossible to swindle him out of his money!

Thinking of this, Qin Yu decided to use the same trick again and sent a sighing kitten emoji in the WeChat group once more.

Grandma replied within seconds.

[Spring Breeze Ten Miles] (Grandma): "My dear grandson, what's wrong? Why are you sighing?"

【Spring Breeze Ten Miles】I touched your bulging pectoral muscles and exclaimed in admiration, "Oh, my old baby is so great!"

Qin Yu:? ? ?

[Pink Peony] (Mom): "Awesome!"

[Golden Flash] (Dad): "Awesome!"

[The Valiant Wolf of Northern Liang] (Grandpa): "6!"

【Spring Breeze Ten Miles】: "You brat, why are you always making such fancy and fancy nicknames for your 'Tap' feature? Change them right now."

Qin Yu's lips twitched suddenly.

He never expected that his grandmother had this habit of patting other people.

Thinking of this, he quickly changed the subject:

"Grandma, stop talking. I've run out of spirit stones again. I asked Grandpa for some, but he won't give me any."

【Spring Breeze Ten Miles】: "What? Is that so?"

"@【Heroic Wolf of Northern Liang】, I'm not saying this to criticize you, but how can you be such a stingy grandfather? You won't even give your grandson a few spirit stones?"

【The Valiant Wolf of Northern Liang】: "Hey, my dear, even the landlords don't have any surplus grain these days."