Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

He gave Qin Yu a meaningful look, then made a decisive decision and spoke directly:

"Qin Yu, are you interested in coming to our school? If you come, we'll give you a ten million yuan entrance bonus!"

Wow!

These words caused an uproar among the crowd!

No one expected that Zhao Tiejun, the teacher in charge of the team from Longgang No. 1 Middle School, would extend an invitation to Qin Yu at this moment.

Li Ping, the principal of Jiangnan No.1 Middle School, immediately became somewhat nervous.

Jiangnan No. 1 High School finally produced such a super bombshell as Qin Yu. If another school poachs him, they'll be left with nowhere to turn and no one to complain to.

However, Qin Yu raised an eyebrow, sneered, and looked at Zhao Tiejun, asking in return:

"What? You want me to go to your school?"

"You should know that Jiangnan No.1 High School is my alma mater. How could you possibly move my feelings for it with a mere ten million?"

Upon hearing this, Li Ping was almost moved to tears.

Good lad, the school certainly didn't waste its time training you.

However, before he could even be moved for two seconds, Qin Yu's next words immediately broke him down again.

"Jiangnan No.1 High School is my beloved alma mater, I have to pay extra!"

Everyone: "..."

Good grief, you were shouting so passionately and movingly just now, I thought you were a loyal and righteous person, but it turns out you just wanted more money in the end...

Zhao Tiejun's lips twitched slightly, and he gave a dry laugh, asking in return:

"How much money do you want?"

Qin Yu thought for a moment and said:

"We should at least have a small goal."

Zhao Tiejun's lips twitched again, his face full of speechlessness.

Neck Mom!

You're asking for a small goal right off the bat? You're really asking for the moon.

Although Longgang No.1 Middle School is a top-tier school in the southeastern province, its annual education expenditure is only around one billion yuan.

If they suddenly give you one-tenth of the money, what will happen to all the other teachers and students?

Zhao Tiejun rejected it without even thinking.

Qin Yu pouted slightly in disappointment:

"They can't even come up with a small goal. I thought Longgang No.1 Middle School was so awesome. Turns out, this is all they're capable of."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Tiejun's forehead instantly became covered in black lines.

You think a hundred million is like cabbage on the street, something you can just casually throw around?

This guy's tone is so arrogant, anyone who didn't know better would think his father was some kind of Great Xia Inspector.

Soon, Zhao Tiejun led his students from the special training class away in a sorry state.

They were all dejected, like a group of drowned rats, a stark contrast to their smug and triumphant demeanor when they first entered.

Li Zhengjun patted Qin Yu on the shoulder with a smile:

"Good job, lad. You didn't disappoint me."

Principal Li Ping, who was standing nearby, also walked over with a big smile.

"Qin Yu, you truly are a young hero, extraordinary indeed!"

Qin Yu waved his hand: "Principal Li, there's no need for all this formality. Let's just talk about money."

"After all, I just directly turned down a thousand Ws from them, so you have to show some appreciation, right?"

The smile on Li Ping's face suddenly froze.

Good heavens, this kid is really obsessed with money; he talks about money all the time.

He probably learned it all from his grandfather, the imperial inspector; you can tell he's been corrupt all the time.

Li Ping thought to himself.

Of course, he only dared to think these things in his heart and wouldn't dare to say them out loud.

Just then, a loud crash suddenly came from outside the school gate, followed by a series of angry curses.

"Holy crap! Which bastard punctured our tires?!"

Everyone was stunned upon hearing this and hurriedly rushed towards the school gate. They saw that the four tires of the bus from Longgang No. 1 Middle School at the school gate were now deflated like punctured balloons. The students of Longgang No. 1 Middle School were bruised and battered, and they were all uttering the most vicious curses of their lives.

"Yare! No wonder giant pandas are endangered; it turns out these bastards have stolen all the bamboo shoots from the mountains!"

"You son of a bitch! I curse that bastard who punctured our tires to be born without any farts!"

"I curse him to have a toilet that clogs up, no pull tabs on cans, no straws on milk tea, watermelon seeds on his food, and people always cutting in line!"

"..."

"Puch!"

The students from Jiangnan No.1 Middle School burst into laughter at the comical scene before them.

Serves you right for always acting so high and mighty and looking down on others. You deserve it, you're getting your comeuppance now.

On the Longgang No. 1 Middle School side, several people immediately glared at them with resentment:

"What are you laughing at?! Did you do this?"

Qin Yu muttered "curse rebound" under his breath, then stepped forward with a righteous and awe-inspiring expression, and loudly proclaimed:

"What kind of talk is that?!"

"We're all from the same province. As the saying goes, when fellow villagers meet, they might stab each other in the back. Ugh, tears well up in their eyes. How could we possibly do something as despicable as harming our fellow villagers!"

"Rest assured, everyone, I, Li Jun, guarantee with my integrity that this matter has absolutely nothing to do with us!"

"Of course, we will investigate this matter thoroughly and give you an explanation!"

"Please rest assured, everyone, with me here, the sky in Jiangnan City will never get dark!"

Li Jun: "..."

Nima!

So now I've become your designated scapegoat, haven't I?

The students at Longgang No. 1 Middle School clearly didn't believe Qin Yu's nonsense.

But without evidence at the moment, it was not appropriate to say much, so he could only swallow this bitter pill in silence.

Chen Feng glared at Qin Yu with resentment and snorted coldly:

"Li Jun, is it? I'll remember this grudge."

"Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river, don't bully young people into poverty!"

"One day, I will defeat you!"

Qin Yu remained silent, but simply raised his palm.

Upon seeing this, Chen Feng was so frightened that he immediately took a large step back, shouting in extreme terror as if facing a formidable enemy:

"What do you want to do?"

Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly, and a song lyric flashed through his mind.

Were you serious about taking that step back? Such a small movement hurt me so much...

He waved his hand dismissively and said:

"You're overthinking it. I just wanted to wave goodbye to you."

Chen Feng: “…”

……

P.S.: Ugh, on the first day of the new year, I actually got a grogginess! My whole body aches and I feel weak, and I'm dizzy 〒▽〒