Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

The car was driven at noon, and it was taken to the scrap yard in the afternoon.

Yes,

Qin Yu only spent less than an hour.

With his superb driving skills, he prematurely sent this old, dilapidated Jetta, which was already nearing the end of its life, to its demise.

Driving school instructor Wang Zhiping commented on this,

Arena!

This is a person, you can just criticize them!

After that, the driving school refunded Qin Yu's registration fee in full and refused to let him continue practicing driving at the school.

If they let him keep practicing like this, their driving school will be out of business in no time.

So, Qin Yu had no choice but to continue searching for the next driving school to start causing trouble—oops, I mean, to practice driving.

……

In the evening, Qin Yu returned home, washed up, and lay down on the bed, ready to have a good night's sleep.

Just then, my phone beeped with a WeChat notification.

Qin Yu opened his phone and saw that it was sent by Teacher Li Zhengjun.

"Qin Yu, Longgang No. 1 Middle School is coming to challenge us tomorrow. Are you confident you can defeat them?"

Qin Yu raised an eyebrow upon seeing this:

"This matter... is not easy to say."

Li Zhengjun was taken aback: "Huh? What's wrong with saying it?"

Qin Yu replied:

"That's right, I have a strange disease. I can only fight if I have a manne in my pocket. The more manne I have in my pocket, the stronger I am."

"Based on my current estimation, give me one W, and I will be invincible within the Martial Apprentice realm; give me ten W, and I will be invincible within the Martial Warrior realm; give me one hundred W, and I will be invincible within the Martial Master realm."

"Of course, if I could achieve a small goal, like becoming a Grand Martial Master, I wouldn't be unable to do it."

When Li Zhengjun saw the message from the other party, the corner of his mouth twitched suddenly.

What the hell is going on? This little brat is still talking nonsense with him.

Even a Grand Martial Master isn't someone who can't be crushed?

Why don't you just say, "I'll give you 10 billion, then you can just crush the Martial Saint"?

They don't even bother to write a draft before bragging.

He then replied with a serious expression:

"This time, the principal has given me a death order: we must win this match no matter what, and we absolutely cannot be swept by the opponent!"

"Otherwise, not only will my performance bonus be reduced by half, but your special training class leader's monthly allowance of 100,000 yuan will also be gone."

"What!???"

Qin Yu's pupils widened suddenly, and his expression immediately became serious. He quickly typed a reply on his phone screen:

"You can hit me, insult me, or bully me, but you absolutely cannot deduct my pay!"

"Teacher Li, don't worry. This time, even if the opponent is the Jade Emperor, Jesus, or Satan, I'll crush him!"

Seeing this, Li Zhengjun felt somewhat relieved.

He knew Qin Yu's strength.

Once this kid gets serious, apart from the two students opposite him who have awakened S-level talents, no one should be his match.

Afterwards, Qin Yu and Li Zhengjun chatted for a few more minutes before ending their conversation.

Just then, Liu Damao suddenly sent him a message.

"Old Qin, urgent help needed! It's urgent!!!"

Seeing that the other party had used three exclamation marks in a row and was starting to resemble King Gigi, Qin Yu quickly replied:

"What happened?"

"Which episode features Makka Pakka and Usidisi as friends? I can't find it!!!"

Qin Yu: "..."

"I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush, let me tell you a story first."

Once upon a time, there was a little butterfly that flew freely but accidentally fell into a mud puddle.

"It tried hard to climb out, but it couldn't, and its body was covered with a thick layer of mud."

Finally, it was so tired that it fell asleep in the mud.

"Did you understand the story, my little rascal?"

Liu Damao was taken aback. "I didn't quite understand."

"What I mean is, Muddy (your dad) is going to sleep!"

After saying that, Qin Yu put down his phone and lay down on the bed with a speechless expression.