Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

After finishing my meal, I returned to my bedroom.

Qin Yu first lay in bed and slept soundly for a while, then scrolled through Douyin (TikTok) for some pretty girls to improve his aesthetic sense.

I didn't get out of bed until 11 p.m., somewhat reluctantly.

After all, the novel hasn't been updated yet today. If it doesn't update in another hour, it will be considered that he has stopped updating.

After a great deal of effort, Qin Yu climbed onto the computer chair, opened the word processing software, and began to continue typing.

*Clap clap clap clap clap!*

Qin Yu typed furiously on the keyboard, so fast that sparks almost flew out!

In the end, he managed to finish writing the minimum update of 4,000 words before midnight and uploaded it to the website.

Qin Yu immediately relaxed, leaned back in his computer chair, and let out a long sigh of relief.

so close,

He almost missed out on his perfect attendance bonus for the month by just three seconds.

Luckily, he was quick-witted. When he was still four hundred words short and it seemed he wouldn't finish writing, he simply said,

P.S.: If you disagree, come and answer these questions. Absolutely no one can answer them!

Then, he simply copied a few college entrance exam math problems from the internet and pasted them in, easily finishing the remaining four hundred words.

Hehe, he really is just an ordinary little clever guy ︿(￣︶￣)︿.

Qin Yu couldn't help but give himself a thumbs up for his cleverness.

Then he opened the book review section to see what readers thought of the book.

But it would have been better if I hadn't looked. Once I did, I found that the book review section was in complete chaos.

"Hehe, the author's writing is really rubbish. Nalan Wenbo has already broken off the engagement and is practically groveling in his face, yet the protagonist is still just enduring it all, spouting nonsense about fortunes changing every thirty years. If it were me, I would have slapped that bitch a few times already. It's not satisfying to write at all, it's toxic, I'm dropping it!"

"That's right, I hate this kind of loser story the most. It feels like the author has never seen a woman before. When describing a female character, he wants to describe her in detail from the inside out. She's just a pure, disgusting loser!"

"Are you guys out of your minds? The protagonist is so weak right now, and the other party has such a powerful background. If he goes up and beats that woman, his entire family will be wiped out. Can't you use your brains when you read a book?"

"Exactly! Besides, what's wrong with describing women in detail? What's it to you? If you're so capable, why don't you write one and let everyone judge how well it's written?"

"Hehe, so according to you, I need to know how to make a refrigerator myself to evaluate whether it's good or not, right?"

"Here it comes! All I can say is that you know how to twist the facts."

"..."

Qin Yu saw that the book review section was already in an uproar.

Undeniably, some of the criticisms have some merit, but the majority of the rest are simply engaging in pointless bashing. Some haven't even finished a single chapter before they're already launching into scathing critiques in the book review section.

Qin Yu had no way to deal with these kinds of people, so he could only silently give them a thumbs down on their comments.

He then closed the novel, opened his personal Weibo account, and continued to help honest people solve their relationship problems.

【MeowMeowSauce】: "Hello Master, I am a girl."

[Yu Sang]: "Hello, what would you like to ask?"

[MeowMeowSauce]: "Exactly, I want to ask how to help my boyfriend eat his fill when I'm on my period?"

[Yusang]: "???"

"What's wrong? Is your family's financial situation that bad? With just one more person coming, there's not enough food on the table?"

[Meow Meow Sauce]: "No, Master, you've misunderstood. The period I'm talking about isn't the real period, but the period with red marks."

[Yu Sang]: "Oh~ you mean this? That's simple, just do it this way."

[MeowMeowSauce]: "How do you do it?"

[Yusang]: "⊙1⊙"

[Meow Meow Sauce]: "Hiss!!!"

……

"Ding! Resolved an emotional issue, Mental Strength +5, Role-playing Points +5!"

Qin Yu continued to open the private messages of the next honest man.