Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Qin Yu hid in the guardhouse, locked the door, and then watched with a solemn expression as more than fifty Kangaroo deliverymen stormed into the entrance of the community.

The leader was a burly man with a scar on his face; he looked like a ruthless fellow.

He's got a bit of that outlaw Zhang San vibe.

The man with the buzz cut arrogantly approached the guardhouse and mocked Qin Yu through the window.

"You little punk, weren't you so tough just now? What good is your fighting ability if you can't fight? In this world, you need power!"

"Keep being arrogant, okay? Why aren't you being arrogant anymore?"

"Why are you hiding inside and too afraid to come out?"

"You're not afraid, are you?"

"No way, no way, you're such a clown."

The man with the buzz cut taunted Qin Yu relentlessly, but Qin Yu remained unmoved.

He needed to remain patient and maintain strategic focus until his own reinforcements arrived.

About three minutes later, ten figures in security guard uniforms hurried over from a distance.

Upon seeing this, Qin Yu finally calmed down, quickly opened the door to the guardhouse, stepped out, and unleashed a torrent of angry curses at the man with the crew cut:

"Fuck you, you big idiot..."

Qin Yu unleashed a torrent of abuse at the man with the buzz cut, verbally abusing him and all his relatives within eighteen generations, leaving the man completely numb.

Just kidding. As someone who has never lost a verbal battle in the Zaun region, Qin Yu is no match for a mere buzz cut.

After a furious outburst, Qin Yu released all the pent-up frustration he had been holding in, and finally let out a long sigh of relief.

Whew, that feels so good!

Then, the deputy captain of security behind him shouted loudly:

"Reporting to Captain Qin, eleven people were supposed to be present for this assembly, and ten are actually here. Please give instructions!"

Qin Yu frowned slightly upon hearing this:

Why didn't that person come?

"Report! He ate a Leslie's lunch and is currently ejaculating in the toilet!"

Qin Yu: "..."

"Stay put and wait for further instructions!"

"Yes!"

"hehe."

This scene made the scarred man outside the gate laugh.

They're just a bunch of lousy security guards, acting like some kind of special forces. Who are they trying to scare?

With a cigarette dangling from his mouth, the scarred man approached Qin Yu with a disdainful look, looking down at him condescendingly:

"You little brat, you're the one who bullied my little brother, aren't you?"

"It's your dad, what's wrong?"

Qin Yu was not intimidated at all and retorted directly.

"Heh," Scarface chuckled coldly, a fierce glint flashing in his icy eyes: "Boy, dare you say that again?"

"One more time," Qin Yu said coldly. "I've said it again, so what? What can you do about it?"

Scarface: “…”

What the hell are you doing here?

"Stop giving me that crap. If you don't kowtow and apologize to my little brother today, this isn't over!"

Qin Yu smiled dismissively: "What kind of trouble do you want to get through?"

"Hmph!" Scarface sneered, "If you don't apologize today, I'll put an alarm clock outside the guardhouse every day to bother you and prevent you from getting a good night's sleep!"

"hiss!"

Qin Yu's pupils suddenly widened, and he couldn't help but gasp.

What a vicious idea!!!

This guy is really ruthless!

For the first time, Qin Yu felt a wavering in his heart.

Not allowing him to slack off and sleep during work hours is practically the Ten Great Tortures of the Qing Dynasty to him!

At that moment, two options appeared in front of Qin Yu.

Option 1: Obey and apologize. Reward: Obtain the title 'Slave of Sleep,' increasing sleep effectiveness by 50%.

[Option 2: Drive everyone away and show off your status as a five-star general of Country Garden! Completion reward: Kun's hardness increases by 10%.] (PS: Kun = Zhiyin = Chicken)

Looking at the two options in front of him, Qin Yu's expression suddenly changed, and he decisively chose option two.

If someone doesn't choose option two, how can they be a man?

In an instant, Qin Yu's gaze hardened, and he looked at the scarred man before him, saying:

"Let's stop arguing. We're all adults here, so let's use the methods of the world to solve this."

"Let's have a one-on-one duel between kings. Whoever loses has to kneel down and kowtow to us, calling us 'father'!"

"Oh ho," Scarface raised an eyebrow upon hearing this, then sneered, "Kid, you've got guts. Fine, I agree."

Qin Yu smiled coldly, his face showing extreme confidence.

Just kidding. With his strength as a nine-star martial apprentice, beating these ordinary people would be like a father beating his son.

If he can lose at this, he'll find a block of tofu and smash his head against it right here and now!

Qin Yu took a step forward, and then heard the other party say:

"By the way, just letting you know in advance, I am a one-star martial artist."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu instantly retracted the step he had taken forward, and said without changing his expression:

"Uncle Wang, step forward!"

As soon as he finished speaking, an elderly man, nearly seventy years old, walked out of the queue, his steps unsteady.

Qin Yu patted Grandpa Wang's shoulder heavily with a look of trust:

"Uncle Wang, this one-on-one duel is yours. Are you confident you can win?"

Everyone:? ? ?

Everyone was stunned.

Damn it, we agreed on a clash of titans, and now you're sending out a seventy-something-year-old man?

What the hell is going on?

Qin Yu was speechless at this moment.

He didn't want it to be like this either.

But who the hell would have thought that a lousy food delivery guy could be a one-star martial artist?

You're a martial artist, why did you have to go and deliver food? There are so many other things you could do.

Isn't this simply a disgrace to the martial arts community?

Something without the spirit of a warrior!

Nonsence!

"Yes, cough cough cough! I have confidence."

Grandpa Wang coughed heavily and responded with an extremely weak expression.

Scarface: “…”

He felt that this old man was so weak that he didn't even need to lift a finger; a gust of wind would probably knock him down.

He turned to look at Qin Yu, and was immediately amused and annoyed:

"Kid, are you fucking kidding me?"

Qin Yu, however, remained calm and said indifferently:

"On the street between Jiangnan and Jiangbei, ask around to see who the father is."

"To tell you the truth, our old man Wang is a five-star martial artist. When he was young, he was a handsome guy who dominated this whole street!"

"what?"

Scarface was taken aback upon hearing this, and was secretly alarmed.

He never expected that the seemingly frail old man in front of him was actually a five-star martial artist.

Thinking of this, Scarface suddenly abandoned his contempt.

Although the other party looked very old and not in good health, their skill level was still considerable, so I still had to be careful to avoid any mishaps.

In fact, Qin Yu was not lying.

Grandpa Wang is indeed a five-star martial artist.

However, there was one more thing Qin Yu didn't say: Grandpa Wang is now plagued by illnesses, such as high cholesterol, high blood pressure, high blood thrombosis, diabetes, and so on. He has all sorts of diseases, both expected and unexpected, and his health is very poor. He's the kind of person who has to rest for ten steps after just a few steps when carrying a bag of rice.