Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"No!"

The crowd shouted in unison:

"Qin Yu committed no crime, so why are you arresting him!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Zhijun became furious and roared at the students:

"Are we the night watchmen or are you the night watchmen?"

"Stop arguing with me. I'm warning you one last time: get out of here!"

However, the group remained determined to keep the man at bay, as if they were ready to fight the night patrolmen to the death.

Meanwhile, among the students, a boy wearing gold-rimmed glasses and looking somewhat refined stepped forward and said:

"According to Article 17 of Section 229 of the Great Xia Law, obscene works are defined as those that specifically depict such behavior or blatantly promote erotic content."

"But Qin Yu's novel doesn't involve any of these things at all, so on what basis do you consider it an obscene work?"

These words immediately drew unanimous agreement from the crowd.

"That's right, why should I!"

"This……"

This completely baffled the night patrolmen.

They hadn't even read the novel; they were simply following orders from their superiors.

Despite this, Chen Zhijun still snorted coldly and said:

"We have our reasons for arresting him, what are you brats doing meddling in our business!"

However, at that moment, another male teacher gritted his teeth, braced himself, and stepped forward, sincerely saying from the bottom of his heart:

"Sirs, I am a language arts teacher, and to be honest, I have read this novel as well."

"As a seasoned driver, how could I not know whether this novel is obscene or not?"

"I've read far too many truly obscene works. Compared to those, this novel is nothing, let alone obscene."

"In my opinion, it is no exaggeration to say that this novel, whether in terms of word choice, sentence structure, or plot, is comparable to some famous works."

"We cannot completely criticize and deny this book just because it contains some so-called unhealthy elements. If we do that, the literary world of China will never progress."

"These are my heartfelt feelings after reading this novel as a Chinese language teacher. I hope you will reconsider."

The Chinese teacher bowed slightly to the night patrolmen.

"it is good!!!"

These words immediately drew cheers from the audience.

"Teacher Wang, well said!"

"Teacher Wang, I used to call you a sissy, but I was wrong about you. You're a real man, a real man!"

"Teacher Wang, YYDS!"

"..."

At this moment, the night patrolmen were completely stunned and at a loss.

After several rounds of verbal attacks from the other side, they began to waver and lose confidence.

Qin Yu was deeply moved by everyone's actions.

As a creator, seeing so many readers support his work is simply the happiest thing in the world.

However, Qin Yu also knew that if he wanted to resolve this matter, he would have to go with them; continuing to stalemate here would be useless.

Therefore, he took the initiative to stand up and say to everyone:

"Don't worry, everyone. Please make way for these night watchmen to take me away."

"As the saying goes, a straight body casts a straight shadow, and I believe they will give me a fair judgment!"

Upon hearing this, the crowd hesitated, but since the person in charge had spoken, they had no choice but to step aside.

Finally, several night patrolmen escorted Qin Yu away from the school under the cold, icy gazes of the two men who stepped forward.

……

Qin Xiaotian was sitting in the computer chair in his study at home, reading an online novel. A lewd smile appeared on his face from time to time, making him laugh heartily.

Just then, Chen Min walked over and asked with a curious look:

"What are you looking at that's making you so happy?"

"Wife, you have to read this novel. It's absolutely divine! I don't know how the author's brain works, he's a real genius!" Qin Xiaotian said with a hearty laugh.

Seeing her husband's enthusiastic recommendation, Chen Min's face lit up with interest, and she started reading along with him.

After watching for a while, Chen Min couldn't help but praise:

"His writing style is indeed excellent, showing the style of a master."

At this point, a hint of doubt appeared on her face as she continued, "But that's all there is to it. The content seems rather ordinary. Isn't it just a story about a child who lost his parents at a young age and was adopted by his aunt?"

"No, no." Qin Xiaotian shook his finger with a mysterious smile.

"That's why I say this book is a divine book!"

"To those who don't understand, this is just a story about the happy life between adoptive parents and their adopted son, but to those who do understand, it's like entering the Water Curtain Cave of Flower and Fruit Mountain, a completely different world!"

"Oh, stop keeping me in suspense! Tell me quickly, what secret does this book hold?" Chen Min asked with great curiosity.

Qin Xiaotian chuckled and said, "For example, look at this passage. It seems to just describe an aunt helping her adopted son wash clothes, but through some detailed descriptions, it subtly plants a lot of foreshadowing and hidden information..."

Then, Qin Xiaotian, with his more than 20 years of driving experience, began to explain to his wife in detail the mysteries hidden behind each passage in the book. Chen Min exclaimed in surprise and blushed.

"Damn! This is just a pornographic book!"

Qin Xiaotian was immediately displeased upon hearing this and quickly retorted:

"You're using erotica to describe this novel? That's an insult to it!"

"This is absolutely a masterpiece that combines entertainment and literary merit. In my opinion, it is comparable to any famous book!"

"Is it really that miraculous?" Chen Min asked, looking puzzled.

"It's really that amazing!" Qin Xiaotian exclaimed with a serious laugh.

"The author who could write such a masterpiece must be an exceptionally talented genius!"

"I must get to know him if I have the chance. It would be even better if we could become sworn brothers."

"Let's learn to meow together, meow meow meow..."

Just then, Chen Min's phone suddenly rang.

She answered the phone and listened.

"Yes, I am Qin Yu's mother."

"What!?"

thump.

Chen Min's phone fell to the ground, and she froze on the spot.

Qin Xiaotian was also taken aback when he saw this: "Wife, what's wrong?"

"Wife? Wife?"

Qin Xiaotian called out several times before Chen Min finally snapped out of her daze, saying in a somewhat dazed manner:

"If you've found someone you can swear brotherhood with, it's Xiaoyu..."

Qin Xiaotian: ? ? ?