Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Lin Haitao was taken aback: "You're not talking about that... guidebook, are you?"

The team member nodded, then asked with some confusion:

"That's right, Captain, how did you know? Have you seen it?"

Lin Haitao's expression changed slightly, a hint of embarrassment flashing in his eyes, but it disappeared in an instant, and he calmly replied without expression:

"I haven't seen it; I've only heard others talk about it."

He then immediately changed the subject, asking with a serious expression, "Have you reviewed this book? Are there any problems with it?"

“It’s been reviewed,” the team member nodded and said, “I have to say, this author is indeed very clever. The things he wrote are very subtle, and legally speaking, they do not constitute illegal acts.”

"But given the significant public outcry from parents regarding these complaints, we feel it's necessary to address this issue."

Upon hearing this, Lin Haitao couldn't help but sigh softly, "Alas, what a pity."

The team member was taken aback: "Huh? Captain, what did you say?"

"Ahem, I didn't say anything." Lin Haitao waved his hand awkwardly.

"Well, in that case, let's negotiate with that novel website to remove the book, and then bring the author of that novel to justice."

"Yes!"

……

Meanwhile, Qin Yu returned to the classroom.

When the homeroom teacher, Li Muxia, saw Qin Yu return, she asked with concern:

"Qin Yu, are you feeling better? Are you still running a high fever?"

Qin Yu laughed and said, "Much better! Much better! Thank you for your concern, Teacher Li."

Upon hearing this, Li Muxia nodded in relief.

"It's good that you've recovered. I was thinking if you hadn't come to school today, I would have called your mom and gone to the hospital to check on you."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu felt a sudden chill and broke out in a cold sweat, secretly relieved.

Thank goodness he came today, otherwise he would have been completely useless.

With a slightly embarrassed smile, Qin Yu scratched his head, exchanged a few more pleasantries with Teacher Li, and then sat back down in his seat.

"Old Qin, Old Qin."

As soon as he sat down, Liu Damao next to Qin Yu secretly nudged him and whispered mysteriously:

"Old Qin, I recently discovered a miraculous book."

"A divine book?" Qin Yu raised an eyebrow upon hearing this. "What's it called?"

Liu Damao didn't say anything, but instead took out his phone, opened the Tomato Novel website, and clicked on a novel called "...Guidance".

"This is the one."

"Don't be fooled by the fact that it's only a few tens of thousands of words long; the content is like a heifer climbing a telephone pole—it's incredibly awesome and lightning-fast all the way!"

Qin Yu couldn't help but chuckle upon hearing this: "Oh? Is this book really that amazing?"

"really!"

Liu Damao nodded seriously: "This author is a real talent. What he writes is like a goat farting a sheep. It's both stylish and vulgar."

Qin Yu: "..."

If you don't know how to compliment someone, you can shut your mouth.

"Old Qin, I strongly recommend that you read this novel. Seriously, you'll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't," Liu Damao advised earnestly.

Qin Yu smiled slightly and said in a low voice:

"To be honest, this masterpiece was written by me."

"You wrote this?" Upon hearing this, Liu Damao couldn't help but purse his lips and chuckle.

"Give me a break! If you could write a masterpiece like this, I'd do a handstand and have diarrhea!"

"You said it yourself." Qin Yu smiled mysteriously, then took out his phone and opened his author backend on Tomato Novel Network.

Upon seeing this, Liu Damao's pupils widened instantly, and he froze on the spot.

"Holy crap!? You really wrote this?"

Qin Yu smiled proudly: "Sorry, I do have a bit of talent in literary creation."

"hiss!!!"

Liu Damao couldn't help but gasp for air – no, for the cold noodles!

"Old Qin, you're awesome!"

"What are you two talking about? Why are you so excited?"

Seeing the two chatting so enthusiastically, Zhang Xiaopang, who was standing nearby, walked over with a curious look and asked.

"Do you remember that masterpiece you recommended to me this morning?" Liu Damao said with a smile.

"I remember," Zhang Xiaopang nodded, somewhat puzzled.

This novel is absolutely the most amazing masterpiece he has read in recent years. It made him so excited that he couldn't sleep at night.

"This masterpiece was written by my brother!"

Liu Damao patted his chest, then pointed to Qin Yu beside him, and said with a proud smile, as if he were sharing in the glory.

Zhang Xiaopang: ? ? ?

"What the hell!?"