Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

When Qin Yu returned home, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening.

The children's channel's "Animation Dream Factory" program had long since ended, which made him a little depressed.

Afterwards, Qin Yu returned to his bedroom, took a nice shower, and lay on the bed, wanting to browse Douyin (TikTok) for some fun. However, the author's backend on Xihongshi Novel Network kept sending him private messages, which annoyed him greatly.

When Qin Yu opened the message, he found it was full of readers urging him to update soon, saying that if he didn't update, they would send him razor blades.

"Nurture, urge, all you ever do is urge!"

"Can't authors have some privacy at all?!"

While muttering curses to himself, Qin Yu wrote in the book review section:

"Okay, I've received all the private messages from my dear readers urging me to update. Don't worry, I'll update right away. Love you all! ヾ(≧▽≦*)o"

Then, Qin Yu had no choice but to get out of bed again with a helpless expression, sit in the computer chair, turn on the computer, and begin to transform into a ruthless typing machine, typing away.

Soon, two hours passed, and Qin Yu had written another four thousand words, which is two chapters.

After reviewing it and confirming there were no typos, I uploaded the update and wrote the following author's note at the end:

"Dear readers, the stray dog ​​downstairs in my neighborhood broke up with its boyfriend today, and I feel sad for it. So I will only be updating two chapters today. I believe that all of you readers, as handsome as Daniel Wu and as beautiful as Teresa Teng, will understand."

This statement immediately drew numerous comments from readers.

[Xuezhou who likes Ninghong tea]: "I have never seen such a shameless excuse for not updating. Author, where is your face?"

[Translator's Thoughts]: "Life is short, yet the author insists on taking shortcuts and courting death. Tonight I'll come knocking on his door with a knife!"

[SpongeBob criticizes the big shot]: "I understand what you're saying, but I'm still going to beat you up!"

[Silence and then breaking down]: "Shocking! An author died suddenly while walking because he missed a chapter. May he rest in peace."

[The Unclaimed Xiaobao]: "I don't know if stray dogs experience heartbreak, but I do know that you, author, are a real dog!"

[Mu Jing Lei]: "You've only just started your new book and you already dare to miss a chapter. I don't even want to think about what you'll dare to do in the future!"

"..."

Seeing the kind greetings from these lovely readers, Qin Yu couldn't help but shed tears of emotion.

It seems there are still more good people than bad in this world.

Without saying a word, Qin Yu immediately closed the app.

As the old saying goes,

Out of sight out of mind.

Qin Yu opened the task panel for playing the novelist and saw that his novel's readership had exceeded 50 and was still climbing at an extremely fast pace. He nodded in satisfaction.

After all, his novel is only 20,000 words long, so 500,000 reads is already far beyond his expectations.

If all goes well, his novel's readership should exceed 500 million within a week, achieving his first mission goal.

Qin Yu stretched out a big yawn, and after resolving the emotional problems of several honest men, he lay down on the bed and fell into a blissful sleep.

Over the next three days,

During the day, Qin Yu would go to the Enchanter's Association to enchant equipment, and at night he would stay home to update his novel and provide emotional counseling. His days were quite fulfilling.

Early the next morning,

Qin Yu then headed to the Enchanter's Guild to continue enchanting equipment.

In just one morning, I enchanted three more pieces of equipment and earned 90,000 coins.

Afterwards, at noon, I ate two secret-recipe mini hamburgers at a small restaurant and then hailed a taxi on the roadside.

"Sir, which driving school has the best reputation in Jiangnan City?"

As soon as he got in the car, Qin Yu asked.

Upon hearing this, the driver immediately became interested and asked with some curiosity:

"Hey bro, so you're thinking of learning to drive?"

“Yes, that’s right.” Qin Yu nodded.

"It has to be Benteng Driving School. It's incredibly cost-effective. I got my driver's license there," the driver said with a hearty laugh.

"Okay, let's go there then."

Upholding the most basic trust between people, Qin Yu agreed to go there without much thought.

But what Qin Yu didn't notice was that at that moment, the driver's lips curled into a strange smile.

Arriving at the driving school by car, Qin Yu glanced at it and thought it looked quite legitimate.

He paid the fare and got out of the car, then strode into the driving school with an air of indifference.

"Hello, I'd like to register for driving lessons."

Upon hearing this, the receptionist smiled and said:

"We have two packages here. The first is the standard package, which costs 3280 yuan in total. If you fail the exam, you will need to pay for the retake fee yourself."

"The second option is a pass-guaranteed package, which costs 3880 yuan in total. If you fail the test, our driving school will cover all the retake fees."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu couldn't help but laugh.

With his superb driving skills, it goes without saying which of these two packages to choose.

"Give me the all-inclusive package!"

Qin Yu waved his hand and said.

Although he was very confident in his driving skills, no one can predict the outcome of a driving test. Anyway, it would only cost an extra 600 yuan, so he figured he could just consider it peace of mind.

"By the way, how much does it cost to retake the exam?" Qin Yu suddenly remembered something and asked.

The staff member smiled and replied, "The fee for one retake is 100 yuan. You can only retake the exam a maximum of 5 times. If you fail 5 times, all your scores will be invalidated, and you will need to register and pay again."

Qin Yu: "..."

I wipe it! ?

So those "guaranteed pass" packages are just a way to rip off the most unsuspecting people!

Luckily, he was quick-witted enough to ask more questions, otherwise he would have been completely tricked.

Without hesitation, Qin Yu switched to the regular package, paid the fee, registered his student information at the driving school, and was then assigned a driving instructor.

The driving instructor was a middle-aged man with a bald head. He looked somewhat fierce and always had a cigarette dangling from his mouth.

At that moment, he was sitting at his computer desk playing CrossFire, muttering to himself.

"RushB! RushB!"

"Brother, can I borrow your Fire Kirin? I'll trade you a Barrett for it."

"Holy crap!? There are three thugs coming to plant the bomb in area A!"

Qin Yu: "..."

"Coach? Coach?"

Qin Yu called out softly twice.

"Shut up, I can't hear any footsteps over there!"

The coach waved his hand impatiently.

boom!

Headshot! XShai!

The coach's computer screen went gray instantly.

His game character got shot in the head.

"Damn it!" the coach cursed, then opened the game's voice chat and shouted:

"Terrible! Terrible! I only dealt 99 damage to the opponent!"

Qin Yu: "..."

He just witnessed it with his own eyes; this guy was completely outlining the human body, and he didn't hit a single shot...

Having been shot in the head, the coach, looking annoyed, took off his headphones, took a drag of his cigarette, and glanced at Qin Yu with a hint of irritation, saying:

Are you a new student?

"Ah."

Qin Yu nodded.

Snapped!

The coach simply tossed a booklet to Qin Yu.

"This is the theoretical knowledge for the first subject. Go home and study it carefully. There is a first subject exam in five days. After you pass the first subject, I will take you to practice driving."

After saying that, the coach didn't bother to pay any more attention to Qin Yu. He put his headphones back on and continued to concentrate on his human figure drawing.

Qin Yu: "..."

He suddenly had a feeling that he had been cheated by the driver...