Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"If your boyfriend can insult your favorite idol in front of you, firstly, it shows that he has poor manners, and secondly, it shows that he has no regard for your feelings at all. In short, he doesn't take you seriously."

"Why don't you break up with this kind of guy right away? Are you going to keep him around for the holidays?"

[Leo is the king, Kun Kun is the emperor]: "Master, I understand!"

"Ding! Resolved an emotional issue. Mental Strength +5, Role-Playing Points +5!"

……

After resolving several emotional issues, Qin Yu felt his brain was about to overheat, so he shut down the computer and decided to call it a day.

Afterwards, Qin Yu planned out what he needed to do tomorrow.

The first thing I did was go to the Enchanters' Guild and get my enchanter certification.

After all, without a certificate, he wouldn't be qualified to buy the equipment needed for enchanting.

The second thing to do is to enroll in a driving school and start learning to drive.

As for going to school, I just skipped it...

That is of course impossible!

Qin Yu is arrogant, but not to that extent.

He walked out of the bedroom and into the living room.

My mom is sitting on the sofa right now, watching a boring romantic drama, which is moving her to tears.

"Mom, I can't find my phone. Can I use your phone to call mine?" Qin Yu asked.

Chen Min's attention was focused on the television in front of her, and she nodded in agreement without much thought.

"Mom, what's the lock screen password?"

"your name."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu typed the two characters 'Qin Yu' into the input box, but it displayed an incorrect password message.

"Mom, the password is wrong."

"How could it be wrong? My lock screen password is your name. Can you check if you mistyped it?"

Qin Yu had no choice but to enter the password again, but it still showed that the password was incorrect.

"Mom, it's still not right."

Chen Min immediately became impatient, took the phone from Qin Yu, typed in the four characters 'your name', and unlocked the screen.

"You brat, you can't even type your own name properly, can you?!"

Qin Yu: "..."

Is this the legendary "one-point effect"?

Qin Yu took the phone with a speechless expression and then returned to his room.

Then, he opened his mother's WeChat account, found Teacher Li Muxia, and sent her a WeChat message.

"Hello, Teacher Li, my son has a high fever and I would like to ask you for a day off tomorrow, no, three days off."

"Oh? Qin Yu has a high fever? How high is it?"

"Hey, don't even mention it, it's already reached 7 or 80 degrees Celsius, it's about to burn the thermometer off."

"Um... Qin Yu's mother, you must be mistaken. It's impossible for a human to burn up to 7 or 80 degrees Celsius; the person would be dead."

"Oh? Is that so? Then I must have seen wrong. Anyway, my son has a high fever and is in the hospital getting an IV drip right now."

"Hey, Qin Yu's mom, don't worry. Qin Yu is a healthy child, so he should be fine. As for going to school, there's no rush. He can come over when he's better."

After ending the chat, Qin Yu's lips curled into a smile of triumph.

Of course, all the follow-up work must be done well.

He simply deleted all those chat messages, so that his mother, with her intelligence, wouldn't be able to figure it out.

"Hehe, I really am a damn talent."

Qin Yu couldn't help but give himself a thumbs up for his cleverness.

Early the next morning,

Qin Yu slung his schoolbag over his shoulder and, as usual, seemed to be going to school. But in reality, after leaving home, he headed straight for the city's Enchanter Association, his face beaming with joy, and he even hummed a little tune.

"The people are so happy today..."

As the saying goes, a happy occasion makes one feel refreshed!

The feeling of being the only one secretly on vacation while everyone else is in school is much better than the feeling of everyone else being on vacation.

"Master, go to the Enchanter Association in Jiangnan City."

Qin Yu hailed a taxi by the roadside, got in, and said.

Upon hearing the somewhat familiar voice, the driver quickly turned around and his eyes widened instantly.

"It's you, kid!?"

Qin Yu was also taken aback when he saw the person in front of him.

Unexpectedly, the world is so small that he ran into the same driver who had tried to introduce him to the delinquent girl's daughter yesterday.

Of course, this is not the most important.

Most importantly, when I got off the bus and paid the fare yesterday, I gave him ghost money...

The driver's face turned ashen the moment he saw Qin Yu; he was furious.

That little rascal, yesterday they said they'd give him an extra 2000 yuan to make him turn around by stepping on the solid line, but when he got off the bus, they gave him a wad of cash, which he didn't notice at first.

When he came to his senses, he realized that what the little beast had given him was actually ghost money!

I wanted to chase after him, but I found that the bastard had already disappeared without a trace.

Moreover, not only that, because he made a U-turn by stepping on a solid line, he not only lost 6 points, but was also fined 500 yuan, which made him lose a lot of money!

He thought he would have to swallow this bitter pill in silence.

But to my utter surprise, God opened his eyes!

He actually caught that little rascal again!

Thinking of this, the driver pressed the button without saying a word, locking all four doors securely. Then, he grabbed Qin Yu by the neck with both hands and roared angrily.

"Damn it, give me my money back now!"

Qin Yu quickly raised his hands, admitting his mistake, "Give me the money! I'll definitely give you the money back!"

Upon hearing this, the driver released Qin Yu's neck and snorted coldly:

"Yesterday you owed me 2000 yuan, plus the 500 yuan fine I was fined, the 6 points deducted from my license, and all sorts of other miscellaneous compensation for emotional distress. In short, you have to give me at least 5000 yuan now!"

"Otherwise, you can just wait to go to jail!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's face immediately turned bitter: "Ah? Master, I'm just a poor kid from a remote mountain village, I don't have that much money in my pocket at all."

"Ding-dong! 100 million yuan has been deposited into Alipay!"

Qin Yu: "???"

driver:"???"

Qin Yu quickly looked at his phone and saw that Li Wenwen had sent him a message.

"Yesterday, because you helped solve a major case that even alarmed the province, you received a large bonus of 100 million yuan, which has already been deposited into your account."

Qin Yu: "..."

The driver sneered, "A poor kid from some remote mountain village, huh?"

"Well, I'm sorry, but what I like to do most is rob the poor to help the rich and bully the weak. Now the price for settling this privately has gone up. If you don't give me ten thousand yuan, this isn't over!"

Qin Yu sighed helplessly, knowing he could no longer deny it, and could only obediently give the driver 10,000 yuan.