Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

After summarizing everything, Li Zhengjun led everyone out of the Monster Forest and back to the town.

Since it was getting late, we decided to stay at the hotel for another night before leaving.

During this time, Lin Qingxue went to the Adventurers' Association to complete the mission and received a mission reward of 8 yuan, as well as ten free tasting vouchers for "Sweet Flower Chicken" at the "Wanmintang" restaurant.

Upon returning, Lin Qingxue divided the mission rewards equally between Qin Yu and Liu Damao.

(P.S.: Don't ask how it was divided equally; it's just an abstract concept.)

The next day, after the trainees returned to school by bus, Li Zhengjun dismissed them and gave them a three-day break.

Qin Yu returned home happily with the 300 million yuan reward.

"Mom and Dad, Qin Hansan is back!"

Qin Yu returned home, and his mother, Chen Min, came out of the kitchen.

"Oh, son's back. Are you alright?"

"How could that be, Mom? I'm not bragging, but I single-handedly fought five peak two-star grizzly bears and held my own. Together with Teacher Li who arrived later, we wiped them all out!"

"Keep bragging."

Chen Min rolled her eyes at him, clearly not believing Qin Yu's words.

"What do you want to eat tonight? Mom will make it for you."

Chen Min opened the refrigerator and asked while selecting ingredients.

Qin Yu thought for a moment, then said, "I want to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer ear, roast duck, roast chicken, and roast goose."

Upon hearing this, Chen Min raised an eyebrow and looked at Qin Yu with a smile: "Do you want to eat a feather duster as a reward?"

Qin Yu chuckled awkwardly, "Hehe, Mom, I was just kidding. Make whatever you want, I'll love whatever you make."

After saying that, Qin Yu ran back to his room in a flash.

"This kid."

Chen Min shook her head with a laugh and a scolding tone.

Back in his room, Qin Yu first took a shower, then lay comfortably on the bed and started playing on his phone.

When he opened Douyin (TikTok), the first video that caught his eye almost made him throw up.

"I am the queen, my confidence shines. If you love me, come; if you don't, don't be arrogant..."

Accompanied by loud background music, a fat woman with big ears, who looked to weigh over 200 pounds, was seen dancing in revealing clothing.

His greasy face, so thick with putty that you could scrape off a thick layer of it, wore an indescribably smug smile.

The most ironic thing is that all the highly-rated comments below are unanimously praising it.

All of them were similar to 'Sister, you're so beautiful!' and 'Confident women are the most beautiful!' These kinds of lewd remarks made Qin Yu so disgusted that he almost threw up his dinner from the night before.

Qin Yu couldn't appreciate the beauty of this Tiger tank-like design.

To put it in a high-EQ way, it has a kind of militaristic beauty.

To put it bluntly, where the hell did this giant fat pig come from?!

Qin Yu quickly swiped to the next video.

This time, it was indeed a genuinely cute and beautiful young woman dancing, which soothed his battered and fragile little heart.

Qin Yu couldn't help but give it a like, then opened the comments and saw a very familiar user ID: 【迪撕泥在逃小公举】 (Di Si Ni Zai Tao Xiao Gong Ju).

The comment that received the most likes in the previous video, "Sister is so beautiful!", was posted by this user.

In this video, the same user also posted a comment, which also received the most likes.

【Di Si Ni on the Run】: "Just a passerby, please don't criticize if you don't like her. Am I the only one who thinks she's pretentious and unattractive?"

Then, nearly a thousand comments below were all in agreement.

[Green Bean Ice Sauce]: "I think so too. Her face looks like it's made with high-tech gadgets, it looks very unnatural."

[Senior Sister Meiyu]: "Finally, someone has spoken my mind! Last time I said that this blogger had plastic surgery, and I got attacked by a bunch of men!"

[I'd rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle]: "I really don't understand why these borderline girls have so many fans? (Sweating soybean emoji JPG)"

【KeqingYYDS】: "Stop making baseless accusations. I've met this blogger in real life, and she is indeed very good-looking, just like in the videos."

[Senior Sister Meiyu]: "Look everyone, there's a Boiling Sheep here!"

[I'd rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle]: "Can't this disgusting Guo Nan just get out of here? Another day of my daily fear of men!"

【Green Bean Ice Sauce】: "Everyone, please understand, the original batch was like this, they were just a bunch of losers who had never even touched a girl's hand."

"..."

(P.S.: Please don't take offense, the author is also a veteran Genshin Impact player and a loyal Keqing fan.)

Looking at these comments, Qin Yu was so angry he laughed.

The ability of these people to lie through their teeth is something that even he finds somewhat unworthy of.

Immediately, without saying a word, Qin Yu flipped back to the previous video of the Tiger tank dancing and commented below the post by the user "[Di Si Ni on the Run] Little Princess":

"I hope you become as beautiful as her."

She quickly replied with a single sentence:

"Are you crazy? Why are you swearing at me like that?"

Qin Yu's comment received an instant surge in likes, with the comments below unanimously praising him.

"666!!!"

"Hahaha! It's like a sheer veil!"

"All I can say is, someone's getting impatient, but I won't say who? Hehe~"

"Girl, don't be so hasty. Since you said this blogger is beautiful, then when he says you're just as beautiful as her, he's complimenting you! Why are you so anxious?"

"Everyone, please stop talking! That runaway princess is about to get so angry she'll stomp her feet again~~~"

"The little princess was trembling with anger and exclaimed, 'Can this world ever be any better?!'"

"..."

Qin Yu smiled, then ignored him and continued watching videos.

But as he scrolled through the videos, he came across another one that really annoyed him.

It's a male blogger's self-narration, where he keeps rambling on about his twisted values.

Basically, the gist of it is that a successful man should be promiscuous and have affairs everywhere, spouting nonsense about how a good man should be a womanizer, and then saying that if he were to get married, he should definitely find someone who is still a virgin.

Then the comments below were all things like, "Haha, bro, you're absolutely right, a man should be a womanizer!"

Or it's the kind of outrageous talk that laments the decline of morality, criticizes women for being promiscuous and lacking self-respect, and yearns to return to ancient times where the husband is the head of the household.

If the comment section under that Tiger tank video was like a women's restroom...

The comments under this video are practically a men's restroom!

Qin Yu couldn't take it anymore and opened the comments section, starting to curse:

"A bunch of stupid idiots don't think about how to study hard and build a career, but instead spend all their time fantasizing about some brain-dead, morally bankrupt things."

"They say they won't marry anyone but a virgin? Don't they know what kind of rotten bastards they are? How dare they say such things? They should just castrate their genitals and stop harming women in society!"

"Whether women are chaste or not is none of your business!"

"They can live however they want, why are you all nagging them?"

"The husband is the head of the household, and the Qing Dynasty has been gone for over a thousand years. Why are you still spouting this bullshit?"

"To put it bluntly, if you lot were in ancient times, you'd all be a bunch of eunuchs. You might as well just get buried already! That would be a small contribution to purifying the air of Earth!"

After venting his anger, Qin Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Phew~ It feels good!"

……

P.S.: Can't think of any witty remarks today, so I'll just keep posting witty pictures <－biubiu－?6?3(`w?0?7n)

（看在骚图份上求求大家推推书荒吧，万分感谢(?2?3(?6?4?0?8?0?0?0?6w?6?4?0?8?0?0?0?7)?1?1）