Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Hey kid with thick eyebrows, wait a minute!"

Qin Yu and Liu Damao quickly ran over.

"What's wrong?" Li Xiaoke turned around and asked curiously.

"My name is Qin Yu, his name is Liu Damao, what's your name?"

Qin Yu smiled and extended his hand.

Li Xiaoke smiled upon hearing this and reached out to shake hands, saying:

"My name is Li Xiaoke."

Qin Yu nodded: "Okay, thick-browed kid."

"Although you were of no help whatsoever today, I still thank you for your righteous assistance."

Li Xiaoke: "..."

"No need to thank me. Within the Great Xia territory, demonic beasts are forbidden. Eradicating evil is my lifelong pursuit!"

Li Xiaoke gave a thumbs up, grinned, and showed off a set of neat white teeth.

However, upon hearing this, both Qin Yu and Liu Damao's expressions became somewhat subtle.

Qin Yu and Liu Damao suddenly whispered mysteriously:

"Ruo An..."

Upon hearing this, Li Xiaoke's eyes suddenly lit up: "I will..."

The password is correct!

All three of them were immediately intrigued.

"You read this novel too!?"

"You guys watch it too?"

"Haha, so we're kindred spirits!"

The three of them immediately put their arms around each other's shoulders in high spirits.

"Who do you think is the coolest god in this novel?"

“That must be Nyx, the goddess of the night!” Liu Damao said matter-of-factly.

"No, I think it should be our Great Xia's Victorious Fighting Buddha, Sun Wukong!" Li Xiaoke objected.

"If you ask me, all other gods are trash compared to Merlin, the omniscient and omnipotent god of magic!" Qin Yu said with a laugh.

"Climb, climb, climb!!!"

The three of them put their arms around each other's shoulders and walked along, excitedly discussing the plot of the novel, as if they had met old friends in a foreign land and regretted not having met sooner.

“By the way, I heard that a new massage parlor opened in the black market. I heard it’s not very legitimate. How about the three of us give it a try?” Liu Damao asked with a mysterious smile.

"Oh?" Qin Yu raised an eyebrow: "Not very professional? Then we definitely have to go!"

Li Xiaoke looked puzzled: "If it's not legitimate, why go there?"

Qin Yu and Liu Damao exchanged a glance and couldn't help but smile at each other.

It turns out it was still an innocent blank slate.

It seems we should let them apply some yellow dye to this kid.

Thinking of this, the two of them put their arms around Li Xiaoke's shoulders and said with a smile;

"Just come with us, and we'll make sure you see something amazing."

Afterwards, the group, laughing and joking, arrived at the newly opened massage parlor.

As soon as he entered, Liu Damao immediately noticed the "Pink Back Massage" service advertised on the large LED screen hanging in the lobby.

He looked at the proprietress at the front desk and asked in a low voice:

"Boss lady, what does this pink back massage mean?"

Upon hearing this, the proprietress smiled and said:

That's exactly what I mean.

Upon hearing this, Liu Damao's eyes lit up, and he immediately waved his hand and said:

"Then give one to each of us three!"

"Okay, our pink platform shoes are priced at 98, 198 and 298. Which price range do you prefer?"

"Let's take a look at '98 first."

As they spoke, Qin Yu and the other two were led into a spacious massage room by the staff. They took off their clothes, put on massage suits, and then lay down on a bed.

Li Xiaoke looked around with curiosity: "This is my first time in a massage parlor like this. Is it really that comfortable?"

Qin Yu chuckled and said, "Don't worry, I guarantee you'll feel so good you'll be in heaven!"

Upon hearing this, Li Xiaoke began to feel a sense of anticipation.

Soon, three slender and beautiful young ladies entered the massage room one by one and bowed slightly to Qin Yu and his companions.

"Hello, guests. We are your massage therapists for this session."

Upon seeing this, Qin Yu and the other two's eyes lit up, and they couldn't help but gasp.

"Holy crap! This is from '98!?"

Qin Yu and Liu Damao exchanged a smile; they knew they had definitely come to the right place.

If the quality of this 98 model is this high, then the 298 model must be out of this world!?

Thinking of this, Qin Yu waved his hand and said:

"We don't want the 98 one anymore, just give us the three of us the 298 one!"