"Hmm... how can it not count? If you disagree, then hit me!"
Seeing the other party's arrogant attitude, Tiger Second was so angry that his chest heaved violently, wishing he could devour the other party on the spot!
But his remaining rationality told him,
Once you start
He will instantly go to the underworld to join his elder brother and younger brother.
Tiger Second clenched his fists so tightly that his sharp nails dug into his flesh, drawing blood. His body, hidden beneath the scholar's robe, trembled violently.
But in the end, he took a deep breath, suppressed the murderous intent in his heart, and said with a humble expression:
"Senior, all the demons in the city have gathered in the central square."
"Ah."
Tiger nodded in satisfaction, then put his hands behind his back and leisurely left.
As Tiger watched Tiger's retreating figure, a bloodthirsty and cold killing intent flashed in Tiger's Second Brother's pupils.
You scoundrel, I'll let you jump around a little longer!
When the Ice Dragon Protector arrives, it will be your death day!!
"What are you standing there for? Lead the way!" Yin Hu turned his head, his brows slightly furrowed.
"Alright, alright." Tiger Second Brother's expression changed instantly, revealing a fawning smile, and he hurriedly led the way for Tiger.
After a while,
Led by Tiger Two, Tiger Yin arrived at the high stone platform in the central square.
Looking down, the entire central square was already crowded with demonic beasts, a dark mass that stretched as far as the eye could see.
"Senior, this is all the demonic beasts in the entire Crouching Tiger City," Tiger Second said respectfully.
At this moment, seeing Tiger Second Brother approaching with a mysterious figure, the monsters below the stage became somewhat restless.
"Second City Lord, what do you want to do by summoning all of us demons here?"
"That's right! This is the first time for our Crouching Tiger City. Are we going to do something earth-shattering?"
"Where are the First City Lord and the Third City Lord? Why aren't they here?"
"Second City Lord, who is that person beside you? I've never seen him before."
The monsters below the stage were buzzing with discussion, and the huge central square instantly became noisy.
"quiet!"
Tiger Second shouted coldly, and a powerful pressure spread out, instantly suppressing the voices of all the demonic beasts.
Then, Tiger Two looked at Tiger Yin beside him and asked in a low voice:
"Senior, what should we do now?"
“Tell them I’m the photographer you hired to take a group photo of the whole tribe, and make them stand still and pose.”
Tiger Second: "..."
What a ridiculous reason; only an idiot would believe it.
Tiger Second Brother secretly grumbled to himself, but this was exactly what he wanted.
This aroused the suspicion of the demons, causing a riot.
That would buy us a little more time.
Then, Tiger Second looked at the demons below the stage and said loudly:
"Everyone, the reason I called you here today is to take a group photo of all the demons in the city."
"And this man beside me is the photographer I hired at great expense!"
As Tiger Second had predicted, these words caused an uproar in the audience.
"Is it true that you're taking a family portrait?"
"What the hell?! You summoned all the demons in the city just to take a picture? Has the Second City Lord lost his mind?!"
Shh! Speak so loudly, are you out of your mind?!
The demons, who had fallen silent, became noisy and boisterous again.
Looking at the noisy and chaotic crowd of demons below the stage, Tiger Second Brother sneered inwardly.
He said that only an idiot would believe such a ridiculous reason.
Let them make a scene, the bigger the better.
This will buy more time.
Just when Tiger Second thought the situation below the stage was out of control, Tiger Yin pulled out a camera and slowly said:
"Everyone, please be quiet and look at the camera. We're about to take a picture."
Tiger Second sneered inwardly, "You think these demons are idiots just because you say so?"
Ha ha.
But at that moment, the once noisy square suddenly fell silent.
The demons all shut their mouths, their faces beaming with smiles as they looked at the camera lens in Yin Hu's hand.
Some of the demons even struck a pose.
Tiger Second: "..."
Tiger Two was on the verge of tears.
He said that as a demon, one should learn more about culture in daily life!
Look at these illiterate demons!
Their brains were like they hadn't developed at all.
How could you believe such a ridiculous reason so easily!
Tiger Second sighed, rubbing his forehead, while Tiger Yin's lips curled into a strange smile.
"Three two one, eggplant!"
The demons' faces lit up with the brightest smiles. At the same time, a dazzling light shone, illuminating the entire scene and blinding countless demons and monsters.
"This mysterious camera, why is its flash so bright?"
"Huh? Why does this flash have a slightly green tint?"
"Holy crap!? What's that thing behind that guy!?"
The demons quickly realized something was wrong and abruptly opened their eyes.
To their horror, they discovered that behind the figure wearing the white tiger mask, a colossal wooden Buddha, hundreds of feet long, had emerged, radiating a vast and terrifying aura.
Clearly, this is not a necessary step in taking the photo.
At this moment, even the dumbest demon realized they had fallen into a trap.
However, by then it was too late.
The wooden Buddha spread its arms wide, its hands pounding and smashing at the demons on the ground like machine guns.
Ah-da-da-da-da-da! ! !
Each palm strike creates a large crater, and countless demonic beasts are smashed into mincemeat.
"This kid isn't a demon, he's a human!"
"Damn it! Second City Lord, you son of a bitch, you dared to collude with humans to kill us! You treacherous demon!"
"Second City Lord, I am truly... *&@¥…"
The demons showered the second city lord with fragrant words and offered him a warm greeting.
They wanted to escape, but the square was packed with monsters, blocking their way and preventing any of them from getting out.
They could only watch helplessly as the giant wooden Buddha's palm above their heads kept smashing down on them.
Watching the scene of the demons being slaughtered indiscriminately below the stage, Tiger Second couldn't bear it and silently turned his back, not daring to look anymore.
Fellow demons, please don't blame me; I was forced into this situation.
But don't worry.
I will definitely avenge you!
Tiger Second clenched his fists, his eyes bloodshot, and swore a poisonous oath in his heart.
Count the time,
The Ice Dragon Guardian should be arriving soon.
Hang in there a little longer.
Victory!
After a while, the hundred-foot wooden Buddha on Yin Hu's back stopped moving, withdrew its hands, and returned to the state of hands clasped together.
At this moment, the audience was completely silent.
All the demonic beasts present were now reduced to a pile of minced meat, and a terrifying, stench permeated the entire central square.
Even the air was stained red with blood of an extremely concentrated concentration.
Yin Hu stood quietly on the high platform, as a continuous stream of spiritual energy flowed from the corpses of these demonic beasts into his dantian.
"Ding! Advancement from peak six-star Martial Venerable to early seven-star Martial Venerable!"
Having absorbed the spiritual power of millions of demonic beasts, Yin Hu finally broke through the shackles of his cultivation realm.
I never expected that after absorbing so much spiritual energy from demonic beasts, I would only break through one minor realm. Breaking through to the Martial Venerable realm is truly difficult.
Qin Yu clicked his tongue inwardly, then regained his composure, turned to look at Tiger Second Brother beside him, and a strange smile appeared on his lips.
"Waiter."
Tiger Second Brother suddenly shuddered, a fawning smile spreading across his face: "Hey, senior, what are your orders?"
"Tell me, how do you want to die?"
Tiger Two was shocked: "Senior! What do you mean? You won't let me go unless I do what you say?"
“Yeah.” Yin Hu shrugged, his tone nonchalant: “But I didn’t say I would abide by it.”
Tiger Second's lips twitched slightly, his face turning ashen: "Senior! You swore an oath to the Heavenly Dao, and now you're breaking it? Aren't you afraid of being struck by the Heavenly Dao's lightning?!"
"Struck by Heavenly Lightning?" Upon hearing this, Qin Yu laughed: "You probably don't know, but when I was undergoing my tribulation, I experienced ninety-nine lightning strikes. Ordinary lightning strikes are just child's play for me."
Tiger Two: ? ? ?
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