Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Name."

The night watchman asked with a serious expression.

"My name is Chen Zhen," Qin Yu said, sitting upright in the chair, gripping his trouser legs with both hands, somewhat nervously.

He has already asked Sister Wenwen to contact his family and call a lawyer.

According to how it's portrayed in TV dramas, the best thing for him to do at this point is to not say anything and just pretend to be stupid.

"Be serious!" another night patrolman snapped. "Why don't you just say your name is Ip Man?"

"I'll ask you one more time, your name?"

"My name is Ip Man."

boom!

One of the night watchmen, enraged, slammed his fist heavily on the chopping board in front of him.

"Do you even know you're involved in a major murder case? And you still dare to joke around with me like that?!"

"A murder case?" Qin Yu was stunned upon hearing this, looking completely bewildered.

He was just peeping at a girl undressing, how did he suddenly get involved in a murder case?

"Bridge Bean Sacks!"

Qin Yu quickly raised his hand and asked, "Uncle Night Patrolmen, I want to ask, didn't you arrest me because I was peeping at the young ladies?"

"Peeping at pretty girls?" One of the night patrolmen frowned. "What nonsense!"

Seeing the expressions on the faces of the two people in front of him, Qin Yu instantly knew that they had brought him here not because he had been peeping at the young lady.

Thinking of this, Qin Yu breathed a sigh of relief and immediately became more casual, placing his hands on the chair behind him and crossing his legs.

"I'm fine now, uncles on night patrol. Ask me anything, and I'll tell you everything I know."

The two night patrolmen were also bewildered by Qin Yu's sudden change, but they continued their interrogation:

"I'm asking you, around 10:25 pm last night, did you enter the elevator in Unit 3 of Building 6 in the Zijing Garden residential complex and go up to the 18th floor?"

Qin Yu nodded without hesitation and said, "Yes, I went to deliver food."

"But according to the elevator's surveillance footage, you didn't return to the elevator until around 10:30."

"Why did it take more than five minutes to deliver just one food order?"

"What exactly did you do in those five minutes? Tell me now!?"

The night patrolman's voice instantly rose eight octaves, his gaze fixed intently on Qin Yu with a grave and murderous look, trying to see if there was any change in the subtle expressions on his face.

However, Qin Yu's expression remained unchanged, and he even said with some resentment:

"That's because that idiot customer won't come out to accept the delivery!"

"I knocked on the door several times, but there was no response at all. I also called, but no one answered!"

"Later I realized that the door was not locked at all. I pushed the door open and saw that there was no one in the room, but I could hear the sound of running water coming from the bathroom next door. I figured they might be taking a shower, so I closed the door to the delivery room and left."

Hearing Qin Yu's calm and composed answer, which didn't sound like a lie at all, the two night patrolmen exchanged a glance, then nodded and said calmly:

"Alright, you're fine now, you can go."

"Ah? Are you leaving now?"

"What, do you want us to let you stay here for the night?"

"Hehe, no need for that." Qin Yu chuckled and scratched his head.

"Comrades on night patrol, you're asking this, and you're saying it's a murder case. Could it be that the customer who ordered my takeout is dead?"

One of the night watchmen glared at him:

"Don't ask questions you shouldn't ask! Let's get going!"

……

P.S.: Yesterday I noticed many people had complaints about the cooldown time for the food delivery skill, and after reading what they said, I think there's some truth to it. So, I've removed the cooldown time and changed it to consume a lot of mental energy. Thanks to the readers who gave me their feedback! \^O^/

Li Wenwen led Qin Yu out of the interrogation room.

"Sister Wenwen, what exactly happened?"

Li Wenwen glanced at him and said indifferently, "Just as you guessed, the customer who ordered your takeout is dead."

"Huh? Holy crap! Really dead?" Qin Yu asked in surprise. "The deceased isn't dead, is he?"

Li Wenwen looked at him speechlessly: "Don't talk nonsense."