Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Under the expectant gazes of the crowd, Qin Yu arrived in front of the stone tablet, just as he was about to put on a grand show...

However, Zhang Dongze suddenly spoke up:

"This kid's level far surpasses that of his peers. There's no need for testing. Just rate him S-rank directly."

Qin Yu:? ? ?

Nima!

You won't even let me pretend to be a beep, huh?

Qin Yu turned around and returned to the queue with a sullen expression.

Soon, the second assessment ended, and apart from a very small number of people who received a C grade, most people received at least a B grade or higher.

"The third assessment is the trust assessment."

The new recruits were all stunned upon hearing this. They could understand the first two tests, but what was this trust test all about?

Looking at the bewildered recruits, the instructors, led by Zhang Dongze, all wore meaningful smiles.

Finally, it's time for their favorite part of the year!

Zhang Dongze glanced at the bewildered recruits below the stage and said with a half-smile:

"Next, each of you will have to tell the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public."

The new recruits: ? ? ?

Nima!

What kind of bullshit assessment is this? It's no different from making them undress in front of everyone!

Ye Fan frowned slightly and raised his hand to ask a question:

"Excuse me, how are the grades assessed?"

Zhang Dongze smiled and said, "This time, the results will be judged by all of you. Every time someone tells an embarrassing story, the others will raise their hands to vote. If you think the embarrassing story made you laugh, then raise your hands; otherwise, don't raise your hands."

"If less than half of the participants raise their hands, the grade is C; if more than half of the participants raise their hands, the grade is B, and so on. The more participants raise their hands, the higher the grade."

"Furthermore, if you achieve an S-level rating in this assessment, you will not be eliminated even if you achieve a C-level rating in the first two assessments!"

"Conversely, if you only get a C grade in this assessment, even if you get an S grade in the first two assessments, you will be eliminated!"

Upon hearing this, all the new recruits couldn't help but gasp.

What the hell!

What a vicious assessment method!

This assessment method means that they cannot slack off or just tell a trivial embarrassing story to get by. Instead, they must tell a truly embarrassing story that will make them lose face and make others laugh out loud!

Nima!

This may not kill people, but it's absolutely devastating to their spirit!

"First one, Li Longhu," the instructor holding the list said expressionlessly.

Upon hearing this, Li Longhu's lips twitched slightly, and he reluctantly walked forward to the stage.

Their once proud heads and upright chests now drooped, evoking a sense of tragic grandeur, like the mournful cry of a lone figure on a cold river.

It was only a few meters, but Li Longhu took a full two and a half minutes to walk it.

Finally, he stood on the stage, looking at the hundreds of pairs of eyes staring at him from below, their expressions waiting for a good show.

For the first time, he realized he had social anxiety.

"me……"

Li Longhu hesitated, but couldn't bring himself to say the words.

Zhang Dongze, standing to the side, frowned and reprimanded:

"Stop dawdling, you're acting like a woman."

Upon hearing this, Li Longhu took a deep breath, his eyes revealing determination, and loudly proclaimed:

"I was a simp for the person I liked for three years. I even went to the hotel with her boyfriend and provided her with contraception!"

Dead!

As soon as he finished speaking, the entire room fell into a deathly silence, as if the air itself had frozen.

There was a full three seconds of silence.

next moment,

A thunderous roar of laughter erupted inside the venue.

"Hahahaha! Holy crap! This is so abstract! So abstract!"

"I've seen people get cheated on, but this is the first time I've seen someone actively cheat on themselves. Tiger, you're something else (thumbs up)!"

"I never imagined that my Tiger Brother, with his rugged exterior, would have such a pure heart! Hahaha, I'm about to laugh myself to death!"

Hearing the laughter from the audience, Li Longhu's face turned red with anger, and he wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

At this moment, not only the new guests, but even the instructors who had been expressionless and holding the list couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Pfft!"

Li Longhu looked at me with a resentful gaze: "Instructor, are you laughing at me too?"

The instructor quickly waved his hand:

"No, no, I've received professional training. No matter how funny something is, I won't laugh. I was just thinking about some happy things."

Li Longhu: "..."

Then, the instructor holding the list regained his expressionless demeanor and spoke:

"Alright, now all new recruits, please raise... Pfft, hahaha!"

However, before he could finish speaking, the instructor couldn't hold back and burst into laughter, slapping his thigh.

"Hahaha! Sending safety protection products to someone you like, what a genius! Hahaha!"

李龙虎：(?6?5?2?6?2?6)

The instructor was laughing so hard tears were almost streaming down his face, and he quickly waved his hand at Li Longhu to apologize:

"I'm sorry, I've received professional training and I usually don't laugh, but I really couldn't help it with yours."

Li Longhu: Listen to me, thank you. Because of you, all four seasons are warm...

After laughing for an unknown amount of time, the instructor finally calmed down and spoke:

"Alright, now all new recruits, please raise your hands to vote!"

"Swipe!"

As soon as he finished speaking, all the new recruits raised their hands in unison, without exception.

After seeing this, the instructor nodded and announced loudly:

"Li Longhu's embarrassing story was unanimously acknowledged by all the new recruits, and his grade is: S-level!"

Upon hearing this, the new recruits applauded loudly to congratulate Li Longhu.

They might feel jealous and envious if others get an S grade in other assessments.

But they weren't envious at getting an S grade in this assessment.

Tiger deserves all of this!

Li Longhu's eyes had completely lost their luster, making him look like a walking corpse.

He knew that from now on,

He has become completely socially dead in this training camp.

"Next, Zhang San."

Zhang San: "When I was young, I was a lawless scoundrel who often took advantage of the class beauties to grope them."

As soon as he finished speaking, none of the new recruits raised their hands.

With Li Longhu's brilliant story preceding them, they all felt that Zhang San's embarrassing tales weren't sensational enough.

Seeing that no one raised their hand, Zhang San grew anxious and had no choice but to steel himself and speak up:

"Okay, I admit I was holding back what I said earlier. In fact, I not only took advantage of her, but I also waited until everyone else had left school and then stayed in the classroom alone to secretly drink water from the class beauty's cup and take a deep sniff of the scent left on the chair she had sat on!"

Upon hearing this, the new recruits finally showed happy smiles on their faces.

Eh!

This is right!

More than half of the people raised their hands, and Zhang San got through by sheer luck.

"Next, Gu Shanhe."

When his name was called, Gu Shanhe trembled slightly and walked stiffly toward the stage.

Everyone looked on with anticipation.

They all wanted to see what embarrassing things Gu Shanhe, who seemed so serious, would do.