Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Suddenly, the young woman in front of me took off all her clothes and robes.

Her muscles swelled and bulged all over her body, instantly transforming her from a soft and cute young lady into a super muscular behemoth!

Of course, this is not the most important.

Most importantly, Qin Yu suddenly realized that the other party actually had a third leg!!

Only at that moment did he suddenly realize,

This isn't some young lady, this is clearly a cross-dressing man with a fetish for women!

I sat up in shock from my deathbed, and there was Brother Jie with me!?

The cross-dressing man in front of him gave a helpless smile, then took off his glasses, a strange smile appearing on his lips, and looked at Qin Yu.

"You little brother are really lame, I just can't do anything with you."

"Since you insist on coming in, then come to my room and I'll show you some good stuff, and see if you're normal."

As he spoke, he walked towards Qin Yu with a wicked grin and stretched out his sinister hand.

"Holy crap!? Brother, no!!!"

Qin Yu was so frightened that his face turned pale. Without saying a word, he hurriedly pushed open the door and ran away as fast as he could, without even having time to turn around and take a picture!

He sped out of the residential area, hopped on his electric scooter, and rode for several more kilometers. Seeing that there were no pursuers behind him, Qin Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Shut up!"

Qin Yu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, his face still showing lingering fear.

That was close; he almost lost his virginity, the most important thing for a boy.

Thinking of this, Qin Yu couldn't help but feel a little wronged.

He just wanted to test if this teleportation skill could go through walls. What did he do to deserve this?

Why should his pure and fragile young heart be subjected to such torment?

(Comment: Were you testing whether you could walk through walls? I'm almost too embarrassed to point it out.)

……

The next day, Qin Yu went to school as usual.

As usual, he slept through his morning academic classes.

Class teacher Li Muxia couldn't stand it any longer, so she grabbed his ear and scolded him:

"Qin Yu, still sleeping?!"

"There are less than 8 months left until the college entrance exam, and you can still sleep?"

Qin Yu rubbed his sleepy eyes, yawned nonchalantly, and said:

"Teacher, I really know all the academic subjects now. Why don't you just give me special permission to not come to school in the morning?"

"What!?"

Upon hearing this, Li Muxia's face darkened instantly, and she glared angrily at Qin Yu:

"What are you doing skipping school this morning? Hanging out with the crowd? Or trying to pick up girls on the street?"

At this moment, two options appeared before Qin Yu's eyes.

[Option 1: He scoffed dismissively and said, "My dear teacher, what kind of person do you take me for? Why would I do something so lowly? To be honest, something happened to my shipment in northern Myanmar, and I have to go check on it." Completion Reward: 10 Defense Points.]

[Option Two: You're just an ordinary teacher, how dare you talk to me, the boss of Jiangnan Beach? Believe me or not, I'll beat you up! Reward: One bottle of comminuted fracture recovery potion.]

Qin Yu was stunned when he saw the two options in front of him.

It feels like there's no difference between them, and I feel like I'm going to get beaten up no matter which one I choose...

Of course, upon closer inspection, there are indeed differences.

Choosing option one means at worst getting a beating.

However, after choosing option two, the reward clearly indicated that he could book an intensive care unit in advance.

Therefore, it goes without saying which one to choose.

Qin Yu took out a sheet of A4 paper, rolled it into the shape of a cigarette, held it between two fingers, put it in his mouth and pretended to take a puff, then smiled disdainfully:

"My dear teacher, what kind of person do you take me for? How could I do something so low?"

"To be honest, something happened to my shipment in northern Myanmar, and I have to go check on it."

Wow!

These words caused an uproar, and everyone looked at Qin Yu as if he were a monster.

Good heavens, this kid has gone completely insanely arrogant!

How could you even say something like that?!

Li Muxia was taken aback upon hearing this, then her face turned ashen, and she angrily gave Qin Yu a sharp rap on the head:

"You brat, where did you learn such inappropriate language from!"

"Let me tell you, if you keep acting so improperly every day, one day you'll end up in jail!"

……

PS：小日子竟然世界杯出线了，不开森(?1?7?6?1?0?7︿?6?1?0?6?1?7)