Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

The next day, at the Dragon's Nest Arena in Imperial City.

The vast venue was now filled with the sounds of gongs and drums, the crackling of firecrackers, the waving of red flags, and a sea of ​​people.

Looking around, it's all people!

"Welcome everyone to the first round of the 1000th National College League knockout stage. As you can see, the stadium, which can hold 100,000 people, is packed to capacity..."

The host stepped onto the stage, holding a microphone, and began to speak with a smile.

However, just as the host was about to continue his speech, the entire audience shouted in unison:

"Stop fucking babbling and get started! It's the middle of summer, it's so hot, damn it!"

host:"……"

The host's lips twitched slightly, but he still managed a forced professional smile as he said:

"As you can see, everyone is really looking forward to this match, their enthusiasm is almost excessive. Alright, let's get straight to the point and welcome the two teams participating in the first round!"

The moment the words were spoken, the team members from Teikyo University and Longyang City Science and Technology College emerged from the player passages on both sides of the venue, casting their fishing rods.

Instantly, the entire stadium erupted in thunderous cheers.

"Teikyo University! Teikyo University! Teikyo University!"

The vast majority of the audience cheered for Teikyo University, encouraging them.

In contrast, Longyang City Science and Technology College has a much smaller presence, or even virtually none.

After all, one is one of the two top universities in the country, the dream school in the hearts of countless people in Daxia, while the other is just an ordinary third-tier college. Naturally, everyone would support Dijing University more.

Soon, members of both teams went up to the platform.

"Let's interview the captains of both teams to see what they think about this match."

The host first held the microphone to the mouth of the team leader from Longyang Science and Technology College and asked:

"Please give a brief self-introduction."

"Hello everyone, my name is Li Fei, and I am the captain of Longyang City Science and Technology College. It is an honor for us to meet a top-tier university like Dijing University in the first round of the knockout stage. No matter the outcome, we will definitely show our best and strive to avoid being shut out!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the entire audience burst into applause.

Although Li Fei uttered the cowardly words that "not being shut out is a success," no one thought there was anything wrong with it because the gap in strength between the two teams was too great.

"Okay, let's interview the captain of Teikyo University next."

The host smiled and held the microphone to Qin Yu's mouth:

"Please give a brief self-introduction."

Qin Yu smiled slightly and snatched the microphone directly from the host's hand.

host:???

Qin Yu picked up the microphone, smiled warmly, and waved enthusiastically to the audience, saying:

"Hello everyone, my name is Qin Yu, and I am the captain of Imperial University!"

Instantly, thunderous applause erupted throughout the venue.

Meanwhile, inside the Jiangzhou University campus cafeteria,

The big screen is currently showing footage of the National College League.

Seeing the camera focus on Qin Yu, Liu Damao, who was eating in the cafeteria, jumped up excitedly and shouted:

"Everyone, look at me! I have something to announce: he's my buddy!"

On the campus of Hanwu University,

Li Xiaoke, equally excited, pointed at Qin Yu's face on the big screen and boasted to her roommates:

"He's my brother!"

Inside the campus of Jiangnan No.1 Middle School,

The students in the senior year special training class were also watching the match between Teikyo University and Longyang City Science and Technology College.

"Teacher Li, I heard that Senior Qin Yu is your student?" a student asked.

Looking at Qin Yu's spirited face on the screen, Li Zhengjun smiled proudly and nodded.

"That's right, he is my most outstanding student."

Let's turn our attention back to the competition venue.

While Qin Yu was enjoying the cheers from the audience, the host quickly snatched the microphone back from Qin Yu's hand, then forced a very awkward smile and said:

"So, what are your thoughts on this match?"

Qin Yu shook his head and said, "I haven't finished introducing myself yet."

As he spoke, he instantly snatched the microphone from the host's hand again.

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Qin Yu continued speaking with a smile:

"Everyone, what stands before you now is not only the captain of Imperial University, but also a Nobel Prize in Literature reader, a resume submitter for Fortune 500 companies, a seasoned buyer of trillion-dollar lottery projects, and a VIP member of iQiyi, Youku, and Tencent Video platforms!"

"Finally, I am still a descendant of the former Southeast Province Inspector of the Great Xia Dynasty and the current Commander of Tianan Pass, a descendant of a top military family in the Great Xia Dynasty!"

Everyone: "..."

Dead!

At this moment, the entire venue was deathly silent!

The entire audience was completely dumbfounded by Qin Yu's extremely explosive self-introduction.

Is this guy some kind of clown hired by the monkeys?

Jiangzhou University campus cafeteria

Liu Damao, who had been standing up, quickly sat down and explained with an embarrassed smile:

"Sorry, I mistook him for someone else. He's not my buddy."

Inside the dormitory of Hanwu University,

"Hey Ke, your buddy's pretty funny, huh?" one of his roommates said with a big laugh.

Li Xiaoke quickly waved his hand with a righteous expression:

"Actually, I'm not familiar with him; we're just casual acquaintances."

Inside the campus of Jiangnan No.1 Middle School,

The students in the senior year special training class fell silent as they watched Qin Yu's explosive speech on stage.

"Teacher, is Qin Yu really your most outstanding student?"

Li Zhengjun's lips twitched slightly, but he still maintained a righteous and awe-inspiring expression and said:

"Of course, no matter what, he is the most outstanding student I have ever taught..."

"That's weird!"

Li Zhengjun looked at the students in the senior year special training class with a serious expression and said:

"This little rascal is definitely the most abstract student I've ever taught. You must never learn from him in the future, do you hear me!"

……

"Ahem, our Captain Qin's self-introduction is quite humorous."

Although the host really wanted to curse, his good professionalism prevented him from uttering a curse.

"Captain Qin, what's your opinion of your opponent?"

"Just them?"

Qin Yu sneered with a hint of contempt: "It's just a trashy third-tier university. I'd be happy if they could even get one point."

"Hey everyone, if you want to place bets, just bet on us taking down our opponent 4-0. Otherwise, you'll definitely lose money if you bet on anything else!"

Everyone:? ? ?