Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Nanyang City is another third-tier city located in the North China region of the Great Xia Dynasty.

As Qin Yu and his group landed, a bright red coordinate point immediately came into Qin Yu's view.

They followed the red coordinates and found it to be a long-abandoned factory, surrounded by desolation and overgrown weeds, with no trace of anyone.

But in Qin Yu's eyes, this abandoned factory was marked with a bright red coordinate point, which was clearly the branch of the Nanyang City Divine Envoy Association.

"Brother, are you sure this is a branch of the Divine Envoy Society?" Ouyang Kun asked in a low voice. "There doesn't seem to be a soul in sight."

"Absolutely certain, there's something fishy going on in this factory," Qin Yu said seriously, then looked at Zhang Xiaoming beside him:

"Xiaoming, find out about this factory."

Zhang Xiaoming nodded, and then a miniature monitoring drone shot out from his hand and flew towards the abandoned factory in front of him.

The miniature surveillance drone quickly searched the abandoned factory inside and out, but found nothing.

Zhang Xiaoming retrieved the miniature monitoring drone and shook his head:

"No trace of anyone has been found inside the factory so far. It is preliminarily determined that their base may be underground."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's eyes flickered slightly:

"If their stronghold is underground, it's definitely full of the God's Envoy Society's rats, and there won't be any innocent bystanders. So, what do you think about us just using bombs to blow them up, stronghold and all?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Xiaoming thought for a moment and shook his head:

"It's difficult to do. With the destructive power of the bombs I currently have, if their base is really underground, the power of the bombs will probably have a hard time penetrating underground."

"Is that so? Then what's a way to lure these rats out from underground?" Qin Yu stroked his chin, lost in thought.

Just then, Jiang Xiaoling, who was standing to the side, suddenly grinned and said:

"If all you want to do is get them out of the ground, isn't that simple?"

Qin Yu was taken aback at first, but then suddenly realized what he meant.

Jiang Xiaoling's talent can trigger earthquakes, which means that as long as she causes an earthquake in this area, the rats hiding underground will naturally be unable to stay still and will come out.

"Good, good, Third Sister, you're pretty good, you're quite clever." Qin Yu smiled and gave Jiang Xiaoling a thumbs up.

Jiang Xiaoling puffed out her chest with a proud expression:

"That's right, just kidding, I'm good at both literature and martial arts, okay?"

"That's rare. I thought you were all muscle and no brains, but I didn't expect you to actually have some sense." Zhang Xiaoming, who was standing next to her, also knew what Jiang Xiaoling was planning to do, and praised her with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Jiang Xiaoling's forehead immediately creased with annoyance, and she punched Zhang Xiaoming on the back of the head with a bang.

"Get the hell out of here, you bespectacled guy! Calling me brainless is one thing, but what do you mean by calling me big-dicked? I don't have that kind of thing!"

Zhang Xiaoming was a little confused after being punched for no reason:

"I told you, even if you have big, well-developed muscles, it's not okay?"

Jiang Xiaoling was taken aback: "Huh? You mean the muscle you're talking about?"

"Yeah, what kind of muscle did you think it was?"

"I..." Jiang Xiaoling's lips twitched, and she fell silent, while the others all had expressions of suppressing laughter.

"Alright, alright, let's get down to business."

Jiang Xiaoling coughed lightly, preparing to skip the topic, but just then, Ouyang Kun, who was a beat slower to react, suddenly clapped his hands as if in sudden realization and said:

"Oh! I get it! Second Brother was referring to the muscle as in 'muscle,' but Third Sister mistook it for Kun. Hahaha, that's hilarious!"

Everyone:...

江小灵：(?6?5?2?6?2?6)

"Huh? Why aren't you guys laughing?" Ouyang Kun was a little confused when he suddenly realized that no one was laughing.

Is it because my threshold for laughter is too low?

Just then, he suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck. He turned around and looked...

Jiang Xiaoling was looking at him with a seemingly benevolent smile. He immediately shuddered, realizing he had said the wrong thing. He swallowed hard and quickly said:

"Third, third sister, I, I was wrong."

Jiang Xiaoling smiled and cracked her wrists.

"Well, it's good to admit your mistakes and correct them, but you still need a loving lesson."

"Third sister, no, no! Ah~ Yamete!"

After the bell rang, Ouyang Xiaopang collapsed to the ground, his face bruised and swollen, barely alive, filled with regret.

He now understands why everyone stopped laughing; it wasn't that their standards for laughter were too high, but rather that they were afraid to laugh.

"Alright, alright, stop fooling around and let's get down to business," Lin Qingxue said, stepping forward with a hint of helplessness.

Traveling with these people is like a mother taking care of a few naughty children; none of them are easy for her to manage.

Qin Yu nodded upon hearing this, and said in a serious tone:

"Once Xiaoling drives these rats hiding underground out, we'll just bomb them!"

"Okay." Everyone nodded, and then took some bombs from Zhang Xiaoming, ready for battle.

Playing around is fine, but you can't joke around when it comes to serious business.

"Alright, Third Sister, we can begin." Qin Yu said to Jiang Xiaoling.

"Ah."

Jiang Xiaoling nodded, then took a deep breath and shouted towards the factory in front of her:

"My God! There's a hundred million in cash in this abandoned factory! Hahaha, it's like a windfall! It's all mine! Hahaha!!!"

Everyone:? ? ?

Qin Yu and his group were all dumbfounded as they looked at Jiang Xiaoling, not understanding what she was doing.

"Stop, stop, stop, Third Sister, what are you doing?" Qin Yu asked, looking confused.

"Get them off the ground!" Jiang Xiaoling said with a grin, hands on her hips.

“I told them there was a hundred million in cash on the ground, and they would definitely come running up from underground to pick it up. How about that? I’m smart, right?”

Everyone: "..."

Zhang Xiaoming immediately rubbed his forehead and sighed helplessly:

"I'm sorry, I take back what I just said. 'Big muscles, no brains' does perfectly describe you."

Jiang Xiaoling was a little annoyed when she heard this: "What's wrong? Is my idea bad?"

Zhang Xiaoming explained somewhat helplessly:

"Leaving aside how stupid the enemy is to fall for such a trick, you could have simply triggered an earthquake to easily drive them out from underground. Why go through all this trouble?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Xiaoling's bright eyes widened instantly, and she looked as if she had just realized something:

"Oh yeah, that's right, how come I didn't think of that!"

Everyone: Kid, you're unbeatable! (Facepalm emoji)