Everyone went crazy after the villainous female supporting character was bound to the system.

Gong Yi was startled: "No, no, really no, are you alright?"

As he spoke, his gaze fell on the indescribable area between his legs.

Zuo Yikai's face, hidden behind his mask, contorted for a moment.

Good...very good...good my ass...

He could already feel the pain of his testicles breaking.

Liu Tianqing raised an eyebrow, his gaze falling on the other three people, as if choosing his next target.

The other two felt a chill run down their spines. Would this kind of embarrassing thing happening to them in front of their brothers really happen to them?

In reality, Liu Tianqing was simply curious about which of the three was the "Sleeping Dragon and Phoenix Chick" mentioned in the narration.

Liu Tianqing cleared her throat and was about to speak when the three of them exchanged a glance and immediately attacked her.

At this moment, the two of them had only one thought in their minds: to absolutely not let Liu Tianqing speak.

"Oh, I'll go!"

Liu Tianqing was startled, and with a push of his foot, he jumped onto the trash can next to him.

"Good heavens! No martial ethics whatsoever! Let's see who's next to be called out, Zhu Hu?"

As soon as she finished speaking, the system, Ah Bai, kindly marked her with a bold red arrow.

The person being pointed at was the one who attacked her from behind.

The other four people also turned their attention to this person.

Zhu Hu paused, his gaze darting around, remaining completely silent. What Zhu Hu? What did he have to do with a masked tiger like him?

He may deny it, but Liu Tianqing's mouth is absolutely unstoppable.

Liu Tianqing suppressed a laugh: "When I was little, I would need to poop in the middle of the night, but because I was afraid to go to the toilet, I would just squat down and poop at the head of the bed. I got a beating the next morning because I couldn't even pick the poop out of the seam of the bamboo mat, hahaha..."

Zhu Hu was devastated. His grandmother had remembered this incident her whole life, and now that she had finally passed away, it had been brought up again.

Liu Tianqing seemed to be determined to challenge him, and his laughter grew increasingly unrestrained:

"When I was 7 years old, I led a group of kids in a game of pretend, where I was the King of Hell and made the other kids hang themselves. I almost sent them all to their deaths, hahaha... Is this the legendary living King of Hell?"

That evening, Zhu Hu was beaten by his family for an hour.

"A fourth-grader rode a bull into someone's funeral parlor, overturned the coffin, and the body rolled several meters away... Hahahaha..."

Because of this incident, Zhu Hu earned the nickname "unlucky kid" and spent three days in bed.

"Your grandpa crushed your favorite kettle, and your grandma comforted you, telling you not to cry and that she'd kill the old man when it got dark. But when it got dark, you actually picked up a kitchen knife and asked your grandma, 'It's dark now, when are we going to kill the old man...' Hahaha..."

Then Zhu Hu was beaten by the old man and from then on only used stainless steel kettles.

"Pfft..." Hearing this, the other three couldn't help but laugh as well.

"Hahaha~~"

They are all professionals; they would never break down unless they absolutely couldn't resist.

Zhu Hu's face, hidden behind his mask, turned a deep purple with embarrassment and anger. "Who hasn't been a child? What's wrong with being a little mischievous?"

Liu Tianqing wiped away the tears of laughter:

“Then let’s talk about your recent years. Last Spring Festival, Yuan Jing went out for a stroll and heard a firecracker. He was covered in cow dung. He never found the person who set off the firecracker. Actually, it was you.”

"It's you!" Yuan Jing jumped out, glaring angrily at Zhu Hu.

Zhu Hu whistled, looking up at the sky speechlessly: "Zhu Hu was the one who set off the cannon, what does that have to do with me, Masked Tiger?"

Because Liu Tianqing kept revealing her secrets, the five men who came to assassinate her forgot their mission and laughed so hard they were doubled over.

It's not that they're not professional enough, but the shameful things people do to acquaintances are truly unbearable to keep quiet about.

These people are usually aloof, ruthless, and indifferent, but the things they do behind the scenes are all quite different from each other.

Liu Tianqing glanced at Yuan Jing, then said to Zhu Hu, "Do you know why Yuan Jing insisted on finding the person who set off the firecracker? Because cow dung exploded in his mouth."

"puff!"

"Hahahaha!"

Zuo Yikai also stood up at this moment. He clutched his stomach and patted Yuan Jing on the shoulder: "Sorry, you know I have a low threshold for laughter."

Yuan Jing's ears turned red. He had kept it a secret for so long, but he never expected that someone would find out.

"There are no cameras here. Do you think we'll give up killing you just because you've revealed our dirty secrets?"

"That's not the case."

Liu Tianqing waved his hand, his smile undisguised: "I just want you to understand your teammates better, to see what kind of hidden talents and outstanding individuals they are."

Of course, this was just a casual remark.

The real reason, of course, is to buy time.

She's not stupid. If something like this happens, why wouldn't she call the police? Is she just waiting for the police to come and mess with her?

She estimated the time; the police should be arriving soon.

Sure enough, the police arrived in a flurry of activity within minutes.

The five people exchanged glances, looking at Liu Tianqing with great resentment.

Yuan Jing left behind a harsh remark: "You're lucky this time, but you won't be so lucky next time."

Liu Tianqing looked at him with a complicated expression: "Are you kidding me? Next time? After playing the villain for so long, all you know how to do is talk tough, right? You won't be leaving this alley today."

It's not like she can't beat them.

When the police arrived, they saw Liu Tianqing leading five people around the alley like he was playing with a dog.

As the police pinned the five men down, they turned to look at Liu Tianqing, their eyes filled with rage.

Just as the five men were about to be led out of the alley, Gong Yi suddenly shouted at Liu Tianqing, "Since we can't run away now, can you expose all his secrets?"

As he spoke, his gaze fell on the only person who hadn't received any attention from Liu Tianqing.

The sole survivor among the five immediately interrupted, "Gong Yi! I advise you to be kind!"

Gong Yi and the other three suddenly became excited and said in unison, "We five brothers must all be together, otherwise we won't say anything."

Liu Tianqing tossed his hair, coughed twice under the strange gazes of the police, and said:

"As you all wish, Miao Xinxing~ I don't know if you've seen his phone's browsing history, but those websites are practically overflowing. He went out of town half a month ago, do you know what he did there?"

Miao Xinxing kept a straight face, knowing he couldn't control Liu Tianqing's mouth, and could only look up at the sky with a sense of despair.

Gong Yi: "I've gone back to my hometown."

"Pfft..." Liu Tianqing laughed: "I went to meet the goddess I met on a small website, but I ended up being scammed and had no choice but to call the police."

It's quite ironic that someone who kills without blinking an eye would actually call the police.

Gong Yi and the other three exclaimed in surprise as they looked at Miao Xinxing.

"Wow!!!"

"Brilliant!!"

"It's a honey trap!!"

Liu Tianqing's gaze fell on Gong Yi, revealing his past:

"Don't laugh at someone who's just as bad. You can't have two kinds of people in the same nest. You met your online lover in real life, but you didn't expect your online lover to be a man. You were forced into a relationship by him that very night, which is why you ruined Zuo Yikai's blind date."