Rural Mad Doctor

Upon hearing someone shout for help, Cao Erdan immediately ran away.

We went around the west wall to the backyard.

I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it.

It was Xinghua, Changshunzi's wife, who called out to them.

At that moment, she was pinned to the ground by Big Black.

She was wearing pink capri shorts and kneeling on the ground.

The big black guy's two melon-sized testicles were practically flying off.

If it weren't for the hot pants and underwear, I bet Da Da Lao Hei would have already cheated on Chang Shunzi.

The big black guy grinned widely, drooling.

"Whoosh whoosh"

They were determined to advance into the Central Plains.

Her large frame, weighing several hundred pounds, almost crushed Sister Xinghua.

Cao Erdan went up and kicked him.

He kicked the big black guy in the back.

When Big Black saw that it was Cao Erdan, he was so frightened that he immediately released Sister Xinghua.

Li Mengdie also came out.

It looks very strange:

"Why is Big Black out here?"

Looking back, there was a hole in the corner of the wall.

"Oh dear, this pigsty has been exposed by this guy!"

Wang Xue'e and I quickly went to help Sister Xinghua.

Cao Erdan grabbed Big Black and started beating him.

You'll have to use some force to hit it.

Otherwise, this guy is too thick-skinned to feel pain.

"You bastard, are you ruining my reputation? You bully people, won't everyone say I brought back a menace!"

Cao Erdan grabbed Big Black's big ear and started hammering.

Big Black couldn't escape even if he wanted to.

He lay motionless on the ground.

The boy howled in pain as Cao Erdan beat him, but dared not fight back or run away.

On the contrary, Sister Xinghua felt sorry for Cao Erdan and took care of him:

"Don't hit Erdan, you can't blame it entirely!"

Cao Erdan found it strange:

"What, you two are splitting the blame 50/50? Did you seduce it?"

"Pah! Who's seducing a pig?!"

I got up early this morning to gather pig feed and passed by your house.

I saw it had run away, and since it was so good at breeding, I brought it home.

I teased it for a few steps before it pinned me down.

If I don't tease it, it probably won't work!

Cao Erdan asked curiously:

"How did you tease it that it wanted to mate with you?"

"Oh dear, don't ask anymore, my back hurts terribly!"

With so many people around, Sister Xinghua couldn't very well say that she had been swaying her buttocks at Big Black.

At this point, neither Li Mengdie nor Wang Xue'e could lift her up.

The big boss shoved me in the back and it hurt terribly.

Cao Erdan looked at her, her face covered in dust and dirt, her pants torn up to her thighs.

I don't even know how many times I've gone around in circles with Big Blackie.

At this moment, clutching his lower back, he felt awkward, unsure whether to sit or stand.

He was clearly in a lot of pain.

Cao Erdan walked over.

"It's alright, turn around and I'll take a look!"

Sister Xinghua was in great pain.

They didn't care about being unseemly.

Turn around.

Stick your butt out.

It's the same position she was in when she was being assaulted by the big black guy.

Cao Erdan placed his hand on her lower back.

Let's explore and test it out.

Bone palpation can not only be used to predict fate, but more importantly, it can also be used to diagnose illnesses.

Just by touching it, I knew it was a lumbar strain.

There's a slight misalignment.

It releases some dragon energy, then squeezes and lifts forcefully.

Sister Xinghua let out a loud "Aww!"

Then the pain subsided.

She swayed her hips back and forth as she spoke:

"Hey, Erdan, you're really something. You were in so much pain just now that you couldn't straighten your back, but now you're all better."

Cao Erdan laughed:

"That's all right now."

Go back and lie down to rest for a while.

Don't move around unnecessarily.

Although the bone is now in the correct position, the periosteum has been damaged to some extent.

Take a break and don't get intimate with any men tonight.

Even if it itches, you have to bear it.

Avoid strenuous exercise that could lead to long-term health problems!

"Pah, pah, what nonsense are you spouting? I'm not that addicted. With your brother Changshun not home, who am I supposed to get intimate with!"

Cao Erdan smiled:

"Then let's go back. If you can't walk, I'll have Big Black carry you back!"

"No need, this guy is a menace, I'll go myself."

But after taking a few steps, he turned back to look at Big Black:

"Erdan, when are you free? Take Big Black to breed with my sow again, and your sister-in-law will give you money!"

"No need to pay, just let me make a match!"

"Hey you scoundrel, I'm not talking to you anymore, you're just spouting nonsense!"

Sister-in-law Xinghua blushed and turned to run away.

That wiggling pink buttocks did indeed resemble a sow's.

Cao Erdan was slapped by both Li Mengdie and Wang Xue'e at the same time:

"Erdan, don't talk nonsense!"

Both young wives had flushed faces.

That idiot is too sassy.

Even though Xinghua's wife has a husband, he still makes fun of her.

Cao Erdan looked at the big black guy who was bowing and scraping to him.

I'm a little worried.

This guy saw that he was behaving as obediently as a golden retriever.

It transforms into a Tibetan Mastiff when it's out of sight.

I want to mate with anyone I see who has a big butt.

This is not okay.

What if I'm not home one day and I accidentally break Li Mengdie's little butterfly? That would be terrible!

Turning back to Wang Xue'e, he said:

"I have to tell Diao Xiang not to build me a house yet."

In the backyard, build a pigsty for Big Black using stones.

The sturdier the better.

I'll lock it up tonight.

Don't bring me food anymore, just feed the pigs!

Wang Xue'e was very disappointed when she heard this.

I was going to go back to find Erdan, but I ended up sending myself back a big pervert first.

He wasn't afraid that this rogue pig would mate with him.

Last time in the mountains, we almost missed it.

Cao Erdan delivered the pig over.

First, they chained it to a big tree.

Just then, Diao Xiang arrived as well.

Cao Erdan instructed him to build the pigsty first, otherwise Big Black would be the nightmare of all the women in the village.

Diao Xiang really admires Cao Erdan!

The boss is awesome.

The pigs they raise are all so amazing.

They even have to cross over into dating!

If only I had the ability of that pig.

He quickly agreed.

Cao Erdan said that to cure his short treatment time, he needed to extract something from this pig, so he really had to treat the pig better!

Whether I can stand up to women depends on my second brother!

Cao Erdan returned to the clinic.

People were already waiting to be seen.

An elderly woman came to see a doctor about her athlete's foot.

A little boy got bitten on the penis by a mosquito.

Cao Erdan, undeterred by the filth, and upholding the virtues of respecting the elderly and caring for the young, treated him.

They even gave us cleaning medicine for free.

A young married woman came over wanting to see a doctor about her hemorrhoids.

He even specifically asked Cao Erdan to help him take a look.

As a result, the anus was perfectly round and without any problems.

She was only there to seduce and flirt with Cao Erdan.

Cao Erdan reprimanded Li Mengdie in front of her, speaking righteously and sternly.

Even if your husband isn't home, you can't make fun of yourself, right?

There are many women left behind in this village.

If everyone keeps creating trouble out of nothing, how can Cao Erdan possibly keep up?

It was almost noon when Cao Erdan was about to leave work.

Because I have a lot of things to do, I only see patients for a morning.

Just then, Li Mengdie's phone rang.

After receiving the call, he looked very anxious.

"Erdan, my mom got beaten up and I need to go to the town hospital to get her checked out!"

Cao Erdan couldn't possibly ignore this matter.

The old butterfly is in trouble, but we can't let the little butterfly go back by herself!

"Let's go, I'll take you there!"

Actually, Li Mengdie wasn't sure herself, but she was extremely grateful to Cao Erdan for being willing to help!