The Strongest Female Cannon Fodder in Quick Transmigration

After listening to Ruoshui's words, Jifeng remained silent for a long time, then turned to Ruoshui and said with a slightly heavy expression:

"Ruo'er, I don't know if what I'm doing is right or wrong."

Ruoshui: What's wrong with that? I think it's absolutely right. Go, Dad, and bring that idiot emperor down from his horse!

"You'll only know if it's right or wrong after you do it. No matter what Father does, Ruoshui will support you," Ruoshui said.

"With Ruo'er's words, Father can feel a little more at ease," Ji Feng said.

Looking at the flickering lights outside the window, Ji Feng said, "So what if he bears a thousand years of infamy? If the emperor continues to cause trouble like this, the Great Xia Kingdom will probably be finished."

"During this drought in the north, the emperor only thought about offering sacrifices to heaven to win over the people, but refused to allocate funds from the national treasury for disaster relief. This is truly absurd," Ji Feng said.

"Ruo'er, it's getting late. Go back and rest early. Stay home for the next few days and don't go to the palace again," Ji Feng instructed his father.

Ruoshui: What? Stay at home? No way! I don't want to choke to death! I want to go back to the palace!

"Father, the road ahead is fraught with danger. I know you are worried about my safety, but I am now not only the Empress, but also the Imperial Advisor."

"If we leave the palace prematurely for an extended period, it will inevitably arouse suspicion, and I'm afraid it will affect Father's great cause."

"Besides, everyone in the palace is watching, and I have a way to make a living, so Father, don't worry," Ruoshui said.

System: "Keep writing, Master. This system has high hopes for you."

Ruoshui: "Get lost! Who said I made it up? I explained the cause and effect of the matter and the relationship between the parties involved, and fully expressed the central idea."

“Alright, since Ruo’er has made up her mind, Father will say no more. Be careful in everything you do in the palace,” Ji Feng said.

"Ruo'er understands, Father, don't worry," Ruoshui said.

"Well, it's getting late, Ruo'er should go back and rest early," Ji Feng said.

"Okay, Father," Ruoshui said, then walked out of the study and closed the door behind her.

Ruoshui: "Oh my god, system, I'm so suffocating! Why do people in ancient times speak so elegantly?"

System: "It's not that they're refined, it's that you, host, are vulgar."

……

After resting at the Prime Minister's residence for a day, Ruoshui refused the carriage and horses prepared for her by Jifeng and returned to the palace alone.

When Ruoshui entered the palace gate, the two guards on duty were still the same two guards from last time.

Upon recognizing Ruoshui, the man immediately bowed to her.

"You're back, Fairy. Do you still remember me?"

"Um... I remember... right?" Ruoshui said ambiguously.

"Oh my god, the fairy actually remembers me. I, Li Ergou, am truly blessed."

"My deceased father, mother, grandparents, maternal grandparents, aunts, uncles, and great-aunts, can you see this? Er Gou has made something of himself. The fairy remembers me."

“I, Li Ergou, once swore that I would bring honor to my ancestors, and I did it. I really did it.”

"I want to thank heaven, thank earth, thank God for giving me the opportunity to be a gatekeeper, so that I could be remembered by the fairy. I also want to thank all my friends who care about me, love me, and support me. Without them, I wouldn't be who I am today."

Ruoshui: Why do these lines sound so familiar? They're even saying acceptance speeches! Dude, do you have to be so dramatic?

Ruoshui: "System, who is this guy? Do I know him?"

System: Damn it, you didn't even remember them!

System: "Master, have you forgotten? The one who asked you to arrange a marriage for him when we left the city not long ago."

Ruoshui: "Marriage? What marriage?" Ruoshui was puzzled at first, then said, "Ah! Yes, yes, marriage, marriage."

System: Why are you forcing yourself like this? You just can't remember, is it going to kill you to admit it?

Ruoshui said to the gatekeeper, "Oh, by the way, how is your marriage going?"

"Rest assured, Fairy. Under your wise guidance, I have found my true love. It turns out he has always been by my side."

After saying this, the guard looked at the other palace gate guard with deep affection in his eyes.

Upon seeing him look over, the guard on the other side shuddered and immediately covered his buttocks with both hands.

Ruoshui: My God, what a master! The speed at which he covered his butt was so fast that it left an afterimage. There are indeed masters among ordinary people. There are always people more skilled than you. Am I still too inexperienced?

Ruoshui: "System, is there something wrong with the gatekeeper's eyes? Why does he keep staring in that direction while he's talking, like his eyeballs are about to pop out?"

"And that other guard over there, he definitely has hemorrhoids, otherwise why would he be covering his butt?"

System: "Don't ask so many questions, you're just a kid."

Ruoshui: "Oh."

Ruoshui entered the palace gates and soon arrived at the gates of her empress's palace.

When the eunuch guarding the gate of the Empress's palace saw Ruoshui arrive, he bowed as usual, but his expression was slightly strange.

Seeing this, Ruoshui said to the eunuch, "Brother, you don't look too well. You must have some hormonal imbalance."

Eunuch: You're the one with endocrine disorders, your whole family has endocrine disorders.

The eunuch guarding the gate opened it and said to Ruoshui, "Please come in, Imperial Preceptor."

Ruoshui frowned and said, "You should call me Fairy. Imperial Preceptor doesn't sound good."

The eunuch replied, "Please come in, fairy."

Ruoshui stroked her chin thoughtfully and said, "Hmm, 'Please come in, Empress' is also good. Let's say 'Please come in, Empress'."

Eunuch: Are you kidding me?!

"Your Majesty, please come in," the eunuch said as instructed.

Then Ruoshui waved her hand, seemingly very generous, and said, "Never mind, I won't make things difficult for you. Let's just say, 'Please come in, Grand Preceptor.' See how kind and understanding I am?"

Eunuch: "..."

Eunuch: Understanding my ass! You can come in or not, I'm quitting! I'm going back to the countryside to raise pigs!

If one were to step into the Empress's Palace and gaze upon every blade of grass and every tree, one couldn't help but sigh:

"Ah~, I've been away for several days without realizing it. The scenery in the palace hasn't changed at all since I came back. It's still so beautiful."

"Even my favorite potted plant is still there, wait a minute, where is my potted plant!" Ruoshui looked at the place where the potted plant should have been, but now it was empty.

Just then, Ruoshui heard a sharp female voice:

"Oh, who is this? Isn't this the former empress? What are you doing in my palace?"

The person's voice was shrill and sarcastic, and they specifically emphasized the words "former empress."

Ruoshui looked at the person, who was wearing a flashy pink dress and had an alluring face with eyes as big as an alien's, which made her look a little unsettling.

Her lips were red and thick, like two sausages stuck to her mouth; her chin was not only thin but also pointed, so pointed that it could almost be used to stab someone.

Her breasts were ridiculously large, like two basketballs were placed on her chest, almost reaching her chin.

Ruoshui was genuinely worried that if the woman lowered her head, her pointed chin would pierce her chest.

Ruoshui immediately covered her eyes: "Ah, my eyes, my eyes, they're going to be ruined, they're going to be ruined, they sting my eyes so much!"