The Strongest Female Cannon Fodder in Quick Transmigration

On the Tongtian Terrace, Ruoshui, dressed in white, fluttered in the wind, while the red banners on the terrace danced in the breeze.

Below the Tongtian Terrace, the imperial city was filled with a dense crowd of people, all looking up at Ruoshui with reverence.

On the Tongtian Platform, Ruoshui took out a loudspeaker from the dimensional shop. However, this loudspeaker was no ordinary loudspeaker; its effect was excellent, and at least all the people present could hear what Ruoshui was saying.

"Hello~" Ruoshui tried to test her voice by sending a few messages, only to find that it was only her own voice.

"System, why isn't this speaker working?" Ruoshui asked.

"Master, look, there seems to be a switch at the bottom," the system replied.

Ruoshui followed his instructions and looked on the speaker. Sure enough, there were two switches at the bottom.

"System, which one should I press?" Ruoshui asked.

"Um... Master, wait a minute, let me check my database first."

"Forget it, forget it, you useless system, I'll just press any button myself."

After saying that, Ruoshui randomly selected a switch and pressed it.

"Two yuan, two yuan, everything for two yuan! You won't lose out, you won't be cheated! Don't miss out, or you'll miss out on a good opportunity, or the price will multiply!"

As Ruoshui pressed the switch, a clear male voice suddenly rang out from the speaker.

Ruoshui: "..."

system:"……".

Everyone: "Two yuan? What's that? Who's shouting that next to the fairy? That's so immoral!"

Ruoshui immediately turned off the speaker and then pressed another button.

At that moment, a crackling sound came from the speaker, and Ruoshui knew that she must have pressed the right button.

"Hello, hello," Ruoshui called out twice more, and this time, her voice finally carried.

"Alright, this time it's finally right."

The sound caused an uproar among the people below the altar.

"Oh my god, I heard the voice of a fairy. The voice of a fairy is so beautiful."

"To be able to hear the fairy's voice from so far away, is this really the fairy's magic?"

"Ah! Fairy, please bless me!"

"Fairy! Fairy!"

"Fairy, look over here, look over here."

Ignoring the noise from the audience, Ruoshui continued shouting through her megaphone:

"Good morning, everyone! That's right, I am your fairy! Ahem~ Okay, let's get down to business." Ruoshui cleared her throat.

System: Good morning? Good morning my ass, it's already past noon!

Huangfuchuan looked at Ruoshui from the altar, not understanding what she was up to.

"This fairy has descended to the mortal realm not only to bestow blessings upon the people, but also to supervise whether this emperor is suitable to be the Son of Heaven," Ruoshui said.

Emperor: Oversee? Oversee my ass! I'd be grateful if you didn't beat me.

"Long live the fairy!"

"Fairy, after your investigation, do you find the emperor suitable to be the Son of Heaven?"

"Fairy, my old sow has given birth to piglets. Please name them."

"Fairy, please find a wife for my dog, Gou Dan'er."

"Fairy, my Cuihua ran away with Old Wang next door. Please help me get Cuihua back."

"Alright, alright, everyone quiet down, let this fairy finish speaking," Ruoshui said.

Ruoshui put on a very solemn expression and said:

"Under my supervision, the Emperor is utterly cruel and depraved! He doesn't even spare an eighty-year-old woman."

"Eighty years old! Just think about it, eighty years old! It's simply inhuman!" Ruoshui said, holding up the number eight with her hand in anguish.

“A beast! No, he’s not even as good as a beast!” Ruoshui said passionately.

"With such an emperor, how can the people live in peace and prosperity, and how can they have enough to eat and wear?"

System: Master, it's a shame you don't give a speech.

"My God, the emperor is such a scoundrel!" someone exclaimed.

But someone immediately reminded him: "Are you crazy? How dare you speak ill of the emperor?"

"Fairy, is this real? It's unbelievable!"

"No way, eighty years old, how could he bring himself to do that?"

The emperor panicked. It was a mistake for her to send Ruoshui to perform the sacrificial ceremony today. Given Ruoshui's personality, how could she possibly follow the proper procedures?

"Guards! Guards! The rainmaking ritual is over! Invite the Imperial Advisor back to the palace, quickly!" To prevent the situation from escalating further, the emperor immediately gave the order.

As soon as the emperor gave the order, a group of guards carrying swords and wearing golden armor were about to go up to the altar.

Seeing this, Ruoshui remained calm and simply placed one hand to her ear, as if listening to something.

He then pretended to say, "Um, um, okay, I understand, no problem, okay, okay."

System: Master, could your acting be any more exaggerated?

Then Ruoshui said with a serious expression, "The emperor's debauchery is outrageous and cannot be tolerated by Heaven. Even the heavens cannot stand by and watch."

"So God just told me that He is very angry and has decided to take away the light that has been given to everyone."

Just then, a sudden gust of wind blew, making it difficult for people to open their eyes.

The red banners on the altar were being blown wildly by the wind.

All the people saw was a woman in white standing on the altar, her white clothes fluttering in the swirling red banners.

The woman slightly raised her hand, extended her finger, pointed to the sky, and spoke in a clear and melodious voice:

"This day, anger is about to erupt."

As soon as the woman finished speaking, the sky suddenly darkened, and everyone looked up in confusion.

The bright sun was being swallowed up little by little, and the sky grew darker and darker.

Everyone was so frightened that they knelt down. Even the guards summoned by the emperor stood frozen in place, looking up at the sky in terror.

"God is angry! God is angry!"

"God, please don't take the sun away!"

"I don't want to, I don't want to never see the light again."

"Fairy, fairy, yes, we still have a fairy, fairy, save us."

"Fairy! Fairy! Fairy!" A unified shout rang out from the crowd, as people desperately called out the word "fairy" to Ruoshui.

Everyone felt that Ruoshui was their hope at this moment, their last straw.

"Yo-ho~ Successfully showed off!" Ruoshui said to the system in her mind.

"Don't be too happy, Master. You'll be exposed when the eclipse ends," the system warned.

"What's the big deal? Watch me," Ruoshui said nonchalantly.

After saying that, Ruoshui calmly picked up the megaphone and began to shout again: "Everyone, don't panic, listen to me."

"Everyone be quiet and listen to the fairy."

"Yes, yes, listen to the fairy, calm down first."

"The fairy must have some way."

Ruoshui continued, "If you want to appease Heaven's anger, you must prove that you do not approve of the emperor either by insulting him."

Ruoshui fabricated a story: "In that case, Heaven is reasonable, so it will only punish the emperor and not everyone else."

“Come on, everyone, shout with me, the emperor is mentally challenged!” Ruoshui said.

"The Emperor... the Emperor is mentally challenged."

"The emperor is mentally challenged."

At first, some people in the crowd were afraid that they would be punished by the emperor for this, but seeing the sky getting darker and darker, they decided to take the risk.

"Yes, yes, that's it! Shout it out loud: The emperor is an idiot!" Ruoshui shouted.

"The emperor is mentally challenged!" Everyone echoed Ruoshui's words. Ruoshui would shout it once, and everyone would repeat it.

Ruoshui: "The emperor is mentally challenged."

Everyone: "The emperor is mentally challenged."

Ruoshui: "The emperor is brain-dead."

The crowd: "The emperor is brain-dead."

By this time, the sun had been completely swallowed up, leaving only a bright halo around its edge.

In the next second, the sun suddenly returned to its original shape little by little, and the sky became brighter and brighter.

Upon seeing this, everyone cheered in unison, "Long live the fairy! The emperor is an idiot!"

"Long live the Emperor! He's mentally challenged!"

"The emperor is mentally challenged."

Amidst the increasingly loud chants of the crowd, the sun gradually appeared, eventually restoring the entire scene, and sunlight shone brightly on the earth.

System: "Um... Master, is it really okay for you to brainwash everyone like this? It feels like a cult."

Ruoshui: "Hmph~, who told Huangfuchuan to always try to take advantage of me? My appearance fee is very expensive."

After the eclipse ended, Ruoshui picked up her megaphone and shouted, "Heaven appreciates everyone's clear distinction between good and evil, so it has decided not to take back your light."

"By the way, let it rain again tomorrow in the drought-stricken north. God said to remember to say a few more times that the emperor is an idiot."

Emperor: You idiot, you moron!

The emperor was so angry he had fainted. A eunuch was supporting him, pinching his philtrum while shouting to him:

"Your Majesty! Are you alright? Wake up, Your Majesty!"

……

What Ruoshui didn't know was that because of her farce, the prayers of the people of the Great Xia Kingdom were changed from then on.

The original phrases like "May God bless you" and "May the Bodhisattva bless you" have been replaced with "The Emperor is mentally challenged."

The monks in the temple also replaced "Amitabha" with "The emperor is mentally challenged."

Even the way the residents of the Great Xia Kingdom greet each other has changed.

The question was: "Have you eaten today?" "Yes."

Now it's become: Has the emperor become mentally unstable today? Yes, he has.

People from foreign lands once came to the Great Xia Kingdom to investigate its national conditions.

Upon returning, they all reported that the Great Xia Kingdom was truly terrifying, with its people being extremely fierce and disregarding even the emperor, which frightened foreign nations so much that they dared not invade.